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firefly-flashes: instructor144: There damn well better not be any pineapple on that pizza!!! If there was, though…I’d still eat it.
archiemcphee: Hold onto your hats and start practicing your best and loudest squees, because the Department of Impossible Cuteness has a real doozy for us today. Whether or not you actively like, fear, or are completely indifferent about spiders, these
purepublicnudity:Riding your bike topless, because why not?
darkinternalthoughts: elodieunderglass: lemonsharks: coolcatgroup: boopsandswoops: slamdunkthefunk: hvmanfilth2: Round boys thank you @lotsandlotsofbirds you’re not gonna believe this They look like they were perfectly crafted out of vanilla
xoe-trope: “Honey” By (@)flowersdaddy on IG With @percentage69 ✨ www.patreon.com/xoenova (Do not remove captions or credits)
darkinternalthoughts: animalssittingoncapybaras:Not an island It’s capybaras all the way down
Yup. Too many frogs, not enough princes.
mdcrowley: It’s not too much to ask I don’t think….
So glad I’m not there. 😂😂😂
purplebuddhaproject: “The problem is not the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of over-thinking you’re doing with the problem. Let it go and be free.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes)
naked-yogi: December 21, 2017 self-portrait (do not remove caption or repost)
do-not-go-gently-42: perversekitten: World’s Smallest Cat: Rusty Spotted Cat | “He may look like a kitten, he’d still fit in the palm of your hand - but this little male is very nearly fully grown. [..] What he lacks in size… he makes up for
oryeo:Fun fact: I also exist when ur not bored, lonely, or horny
meetmeinchernobylexclusionzone: plesht: not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon? It’s called Love .
world-of-cats: Nope. Not gonna let a baby dinosaur upstage me.
purplebuddhaproject: “Loving someone is giving them the power to hurt you, but trusting them not to.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes)
letterit: “It would not be much of a universe if it wasn’t home to the people you love.” - Stephen Hawking ✨Rest In Peace, Professor.
napoleonchingon: markv5: Как приготовить тесто “How to prepare the dough To begin with, take some flour Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite We’ll prepare the dough some other time”
nerdofnerds: axelspark: orevet: gentlemanbones: jawnsolo: baturday: Baby bat gets the hiccups i giggled like a schoolgirl “I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching.” “I really did not mean to do that.” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH Audio Transcript:
pipistrellus: frederick-the-great: sleepy-bookworm: ghost-coven: furrama: les-etoilles: dyrus: IS THAT A SHARK? if you watch any video today it needs to be this one I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA. #like that little
gayandslutty:me: not everything is about sex also me: i’m horny
purplebuddhaproject: “My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: things didn’t go according to plan.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes) And that’s not a bad thing. 💙
love-diaries: “Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.” —
yessiraustralia-again: She loves to ride me. She rubs back and forth, grinding her clit against me as she fucks herself with my cock. It’s not long before she cums and falls exhausted onto me. That’s when I roll her over, spread and legs and
the-naughty-southern-belle: coffeemorning-whiskeyevening: No men are not aware, in fact we are puzzled that you should think this of our hands. Typically our hands are rough and beaten how can that be found sexy? Hands show strength and character.
miss-deadly-red: These bun buns are not to be toasted! 🥞<—-stupid no bun emoji 😒 wearing @creepstreet shot by @atom_creative 😍❤️ #bum #booty #redhead #redhair #pale #pinup #curvy #curves #curvygirl #sideboob #wingedliner #eyebrows #smokeyeye
thedeermaidensprayer: msjanssen: ingenjones: © Ingen Jones 2018 (Please do not remove the link and this caption when reblogging. Thank you so much !!) (via TumbleOn) Beautiful
awwww-cute: This is Rudy. Rudy loves me. Ruby is not my cat. (Source: https://ift.tt/2H1qBey)
purplebuddhaproject: “She was a storm. Not the kind you run from. The kind you chase.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes)
theguineapig3: おじさまと猫 「スリスリ派」 Ojisama to Neko: “Nuzzle Buddies” Notes: “Nuzzle” may not be the most accurate translation for “surisuri,” but I thought it had a warm and fuzzy ring to it that fit the imagery
catsuggest: catsuggest: im experte negotiator im will not stop scremeing until 1 small hams has been placed into my offshore account.
sirskia: hisrabbet: This seems familiar… I will never not reblog this.
shesadirtygirl: i predict this gets not too many notes
heartofmuse: He intrigues me as few men do. He draws me in as if by some sort of magic. I can never seem to figure him out and whether that is a gift or curse I do not know. What I do know is that this attraction I feel for him is as strong as the Earth
awwww-cute: Dobby only brings me her pink bunny when I’m not feeling well. It’s the bunny we bought her when she was sick, so clearly it has feel-better medicine in it. (Source: https://ift.tt/2FVTmnB)
wanndare: Modern art. Feat. R. Do not remove caption.
mapsontheweb: Visa Requirements for North Korea Citizens.
kireinahana: spoken-not-written: stunningpicture: When radiologists take a selfie dead Wait I’ve seen this
awwww-cute: My girlfriend thought I was joking about not wanting her to bring a cat home, but needless to say I love my new son (Source: https://ift.tt/2kiPvZf)
fuckyeahdiomedes: rbertdowneyjr: you’re ever arguing with someone and you just give up? not because you’re out of arguments, but bc they are too dumb and it’s stressing you out. #it’s like playing chess with a pigeon#no matter how good at chess
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sheiswanton: though, i’m not that proficient at baking. I’m proficient at both.
the-book-diaries: “She wanted to say ‘Don’t leave me,’ but she couldn’t do it, not again. She was so tired of begging people to love her.” — Kristin Hannah, The Nightingale
puppy95: My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning
yourlittlevalkyrie: 🛁 ⚠️do not remove caption, tags, or self promote with my post. you will be blocked.⚠️
survivormind: I just want us all to take a moment and appreciate that Domino was not only an amazingly strong black woman in DP2, but she was an amazingly strong black woman with vitiligo.
my-wanton-self: Not all ninjas wear black.
pla-a-nt: disasterbisexual: if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better This is actually very important, so I’m gonna hit that reblog button again
coolcatgroup: fuckmestupid: i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds Always a favorite
wilwheaton: yesterdaysprint:Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 30, 1902 I feel like maybe this assertion is not entirely true.
purplebuddhaproject: “Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but take care of your soul, your well being, your heart.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes)
conjunxs: you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you
wanndare: Morning silhouette. R and W. Do not remove captions.
royalmeadow: In house of Apollo Figure by Sol’s grace They /them (do not remove the caption)
cinnamonrollerblade: i knew you once, and it was nice. -dodie clark (do not own. all credit goes to owner)
unionhack:Tumblr mobile users: okay so the post button is barely accessible because it’s not always viewable unless you stop scrolling, the tag system is completely broken, you have to scroll for 30 minutes through the “popular” sorting of a tag
awwww-cute: One of Australia’s not so scary animals, the Pygmy Possum (Source: https://ift.tt/2zLq9h0)
innocentdesiresss: i don’t know what i want anymore not sure i ever will
bext-k: lem0nstealingwh0re: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey. I LOVE HUMPHREY
purplebuddhaquotes: “Everything’s a risk. Not doing anything is a risk. It’s up to you.” — Nicola Yoon (via purplebuddhaquotes)