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bagelarms: a lot of ppl seem confused on what cultural appropriation is so lemme break it down IT IS NOT: enjoying food from another culture, enjoying music from another culture, learning about another culture, or learning another language IT IS: using
sensualsynergy65: deejays34: Keanu is 50. Wow. He posted this picture and the following inspiring message: “You see these people behind me? They are rushing to work and not paying attention to anything. Sometimes we get so caught up in our daily
mastersplaytime: Your not going to pull my hand away
my-wanton-self:When you’re not American but you’ve inadvertently caught a few things on tv. This is how most Americans feel, too, from what I’ve seen. LolBernie’s got my vote, tho.
sizvideos: Powerful photographs show men and women ‘still not asking for it’
awwww-cute: My Husky loves water, the look on his face says it all! He loves life so much its hard not to fall more in love with him everyday (Source: http://ift.tt/1SUFbmK)
Lol! I’m actually still friends with most exes. Not sure any are sharkbait….well, maybe one…. ;-)
sheer-fixation: Ava Nyxby Sheer Fixation Please do not delete credits to the original artist(s) when reblogging.
masculinityissofragile: theletterkilleth: masculinityissofragile: MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS Tears are not the bodily fluid that came to mind when I saw special kleenex marketed at men… OH
sheer-fixation: Sean and Sarahby Sheer Fixation Please do not delete credits to the original artist(s) when reblogging.
Why are so many of my reblogs not uploading? Stupid tumblr update. Grrrrrrrrrr…..
my-wanton-self: Cats are not governed by any laws of physics or, in fact, reason.
awwww-cute: The guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing. (Source: http://ift.tt/1QB16JC)
my-wanton-self: coolthingoftheday: 104-year-old Grace Brett “yarn bombed” her small Scottish town of Selkirk, Scotland, possibly making her the world’s oldest street artist. (Source) Oh cripes, I’d better not let my Nana see this or our street
ummzaksbest: asapscience: biolegend: Kevin should also probably have an actual slide to look at. kevin, slide or not, we appreciate your effort. Support Kevin’s scientific endeavors.
firefly-flashes: Some days when I’m feeling really needy, it’s not just for sex. Or it is, but then after, I want more than anything to just cuddle up in your lap and shed all the responsibilities and things I worry about and just be…yours.
sweetsluttyangel: Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit
beautifullyundressed: I hate how anxiety makes me misread everything. Can’t I just understand that not everyone is hiding everything?
darkinternalthoughts: nudusforis: Silly tumblr! Do I look like the kind of person who would be fooled by a bunch of Milfbots? Be careful not to offend the fembots!
pinkpdx: softlysexy: the-ice-castle: keeping up with the american elections while not being american like For all my non-US followers, I’m sure you can relate to this. Move along, nothing to see… Applies for expats, too…… :-/
theunderratedepi: busyreadingerotica: theunderratedepi: busyreadingerotica: This would be perfect tonight. I betcha ya can’t drink a glass a wine whilst getting eaten @busyreadingerotica Probably not, but I’m open-minded and love science, so
This may or may not be an accurate representation of me on a Saturday night.
xizark: the-ice-castle: keeping up with the american elections while not being american like keeping up with the american elections while being american like
thelingerieaddict: bajoestalupa: Cora of The Lingerie Addict in Layla L’obatti for Between the SheetsAndromeda Gown (not yet released) Photo by Kristen Blush
saltfishandbake: people: omg how are you single???? me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if
How Come You’re Not Here - Pink
broadstreets: dukewolber: damianmcgintleman: why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind
wilwheaton: Normally, I am not a fan of April Fool’s Day things online, but I saw this on Twitter and I love it.
Men suck. Wine and chocolate, not so much.
geodude: jesussbabymomma: Damn…. Thicc My hair’s not quite that red….
taming-the-monkeys-of-mind: sometimes, the most beautiful poetry is not burdened by, nor encased in intricate rhymes. yes, sometimes the perfect lines are most real, when penned by the thumping echoes of two hearts reminding the other
zambonirider:mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS Did you know that cougars/mountain lions are not considered “big cats” because they cannot roar? They communicate more like house cats than lions or tigers!
firefly-flashes: “Don’t be scared,” he said, rolling up his sleeves. “I know you want to hurt. So you can mouth off all you want, little girl, but I’m not stopping until I can tell you’ve had enough or my arm gets tired. You have a safe word
meanplastic: I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire
firefly-flashes: He looked down as me so seriously, I couldn’t help but bow my head. “Is there something you want to tell me?” he asked. I racked my brain. I honestly couldn’t think of a rule I’d broken, even accidentally. Not even a little
beeawolf: When I click on a link for a recipe I do not wish to read five thousand words about your life and the lovely time you had at the farmer’s market and your childhood memories I just want the fucking recipe just give me the fucking recipe This!
awwww-cute: I told Buster to smile before I took his photo. He did not disappoint. (Source: http://ift.tt/1Vqvtd1)
positivedoodles: [drawing of a leopard saying “It’s not silly or needy to want to be loved. It’s okay. You deserve love.” in a green speech bubble.]
domina-et-servus: domina-et-servus: Better to be the haves than the have nots. Otherwise, you would be fucking your hand and no one to watch. - Domina-HGIC Still true.-Domina-HGIC
Another wild Friday night here! Not one load of laundry, but TWO!!!!! Crazy times!
trashboat: minions420: mariokart64ost: hotdog-ouroboros: This is incredible What program were these character models made in? They look great since when are toilets just out in the open like that in public restrooms they’re not even in the bathroom
Well, at least it’s not JUST laundry tonight.
Prince did not die from pain pills — he died from chronic pain
gerardpas: Bodies Tell Us Stories - 2016With: Vanessa @watercolourpaint Vanessa’s body is like the greatest of poetry, truthful and layered with poignant meaning; only made clear by time…“What can be explained is not poetry.” W.B. Yeats
missharpersworld: FYI: 1) Social anxiety is a disorder, not a choice. 2) It is entirely possible to live with it, but you *manage* it, you don’t cure it. #stopshaming via Sweatpants & Coffee
dewyplaces: my-veiny-wiener: Today I was travelling in an almost empty train, and when the old lady sitting across the alley went to the toilets, I took the opportunity to snap this shot…Not very proud of myself now haha, but I’ll still publish this
Actual commentary on a NRL game… First commentator: “I’m not anatomically gifted.” Second commentator: “What!?”
fetishweekly: fetishweekly: Model: Hazel MaybrookLove Me Not Re-blog for the weekend crowd!
chasing-deer-woman: Forget Me Not
simplesidewaysglance: There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
grandma-did: retrogirly posted a version of the top photo of Judy O’Day. I had two to go with it in the files. All three were obviously photographed in the same cheap motel room (note the dial-less phone and the Do Not Disturb sign on the
evilninjax24: superheroesincolor: thenerdsaurus: “Photoshoppers so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” - via BecketAdams *from my regular blog* “God help us, we’re in the hands of
tylerknott: “We should be sleeping, but once again we are not. There are better things.” Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson ____ Chasers of the Light & All The Words Are Yours are Out Now! #tylerknott #tylerknottgregson
givemmeyourlsd: brambledboneyards: xekstrin: bijoux-et-mineraux: Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo *looks around* Is Is anyone gonna say it malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite we are
myredbike: “She said she didn’t want to and claimed not to be in the mood. I slid my hand inside her panties. My soaked fingers proved she was a pouty little liar.” Copyright © Dirty Romantic - Tales of Love, Lust & Loss
awwww-cute: Recently put our cat on a diet. We set him up with an automatic feeder… he’s not a fan. (Source: http://ift.tt/1sJLRd0) Relatable.
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
nudusforis: my-wanton-self: It’s Saturday. The weather is warm and sunny. I have cake and tea. I am happy. Gah - it’s a wet and cold Saturday and I have NO cake and only instant coffee. Swapsies? It’s sunny but not warm here. I have ginger
archiemcphee: When the Department of Awesome Overindulgence goes out for an ice cream cone they go to Jersey Jack Gelato in Perth, Western Australia and order the Little Mostro. This not-so-little monster cone contains three big scoops of gelato and
darkinternalthoughts: janelle-is-me: oh feijoas i miss you I just ate some, not the best eating ones I’ve had, but incredibly fragrant.
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