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seriouslyhornyhousewife: I keep watching this for when she makes him blast off in his own face. Just not happening.
unbeliefs: me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
barayuli: Read Demon Studies where this might or might not happen (it won’t but who knows)
australet789: Movie is not happening, but…
rumplestiltskin: Can you talk about the lack of diversity in Hollywood, you’re proving that it’s not happening anymore.
lumilumikid:How has this not happened yet with the amount of times Peri falls on her face?
drawendo: anony-moose-blog: You can watch me rework a drawing I did for something that ended up not happening, if you want. It’ll probably take me a while:https://picarto.tv/anonymoose100 Check out this really rad person draw!
whisperingrockers:@Aperirel on twit came up w a great au where the games simply did not happen and the junior agents (newly minted) have to go undercover at the circus on rumors of delugionist activity…
femdomsrule: That counts as a request… so that’s a chastity extension. Sorry bitch now get licking me for old times sake. What did you think us breaking up would result in me giving you the key to your chastity? Not happening.
gothicprep: no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life
goldenpoc: College is definitely not happening for me this year. Imma just take a year off and get myself together.
Well….. I found out today it’s because of last weekend’s eclipse. Eclipse’ can cause bad things 😣 a sort-of cleanse happens during an eclipse that releases alot of bad things. And we catch it all. Have you ever heard when there’s a full
sexychoking: Remember that struggling makes your dom feel powerful and in control, so do a little of it for them. Also updates will be slow and possibly just not happen over the holidays because holidays, but still feel free to talk to me.
thatdopecalikid: omg. i’ve been blessed from it not happening to me.
koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
Actually, this did not happen because their hockey team lost. It was later discovered that the entire ordeal was a pre-planned plot by rioters, most who didn’t even attend the game. They wore Vancouver jerseys to disguise themselves in the crowd
citiesandtitties: grimlockk: mo889: THE 49NERS WILL BEAT THE RAVENS SCORE 27-17 Lol, okay. That’s not happening bruh Ravens all day
Low does not happen much
precureedfan: Reblog or Like if any of you happen to like any of these old Cartoon Network shows
toastyhat: toastyhat: WIP1 | WIP2 | HD | THE SEQUEL: MAMBOSUCK THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVE AND HELP AND FOR JUST GENERALLY BEING AWESOME. I still don’t really know how this happened but I’m proud of finishing it and I hope you all enjoy
pinene:sorry but I am not subscribing to our society’s disgusting obsession with youth. when I turn 30 I’m going to be really happy and throw a party and be elated at how much I will have grown by then, the same way I did when I turned 10
k o k o r o
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
selfshotmag: @jenselter | Dedication, Discipline, Consistency, and Hard Work. Results do not happen overnight! Be patient and never give up. Always remember to push yourself. You’ll be surprised at what your body can achieve once you’ve set your
So there’s a “movement” against drawing rule 34 of that show that will not be named?
punk-roque: when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not happening right now
nd2tx97:politicalantibody:rev-another-bondi-blonde:He should be a role model for other ex-Presidents. A shame that has not happened yet.❤️
deepshowerthoughts: Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go out and make your life better then after 5 minutes you’re like “ yeah that’s not happening”
lmm-43:Your self respect gotta be stronger than your feelings.
proselys:Okay but you’re telling me that on a girls’ night, Emily, JJ and Garcia (and Tara later on) haven’t all made out with each other whilst drunk? Because I can’t see it not happening.
Forgive me for ask but how do you even make someone fall in love with you? And don’t say “it just happens when you don’t expect it”, because theres reasons behind everything.
plumstreet:wish I could go back in time and explain to my younger self that ‘it gets better’ is not some universal force that will act upon the passive self. things will get better because you will make them better.
unbeliefs:me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
camychan: omf camychan: is it just me, or are there more conans popping up suddently? is it just what happens every summer? Melkior: The cones are sprouting. Melkior: Gin’s been lazy at mowing them down. camychan: XDDDD camychan: THEYARESPOUTING
hereidinathoreauwrites:Still not over this.
heyfunniest: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
jakemalik: waking up before 10am should not happen to good people
surprisebitch: wow i reblogged porn after not having done so for a year just to see if i wont lose followers and i lost 25 followers in 15 seconds
17yr: when will i share an apartment w a girl squad in nyc where we all share clothes and complain about life while drinking wine? these are attainable goals!! why has it not happened!!
Tried to get dressed to go out, it’s just not happening. My liver, it aches. I’m going to curl into a ball and sing Adele songs to myself in a corner oh my God my head
Last night started out ridiculously shit, then got really good, then really shit again. But it needed to happen and now that I’ve had my white girl problem night I can go back to being the emotionless cunt I once was. Also last night two of my best
her-eyes-say-yess: wtf-pale:if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick **pussy not dick.
you're a woman, not a value menu
I’m not sorry
klanced: space mice: (scurry up to allura) allura: oh! (crouches down) hello, my little friends! is something the matter? space mice: (in mouse) allura you’re not gonna fucking believe WHAT we just heard hunk and lance talking about allura: omg spill
sh4tt: Also what about Pidges vlog?? Will we hear embarrasing stories of her and Matt??? Will we get to know her more?? Will she talk about non so serious stuff, like things she liked to do before the abduction happened??? I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT
holybikinisbatman:clowniconography:clowniconography:being ace isnt tragic or weird, being ace doesnt mean you’re “missing out” on anything. being ace/realizing im ace is probably the best thing thats ever happened to mei made this post
iloveitintheasss: pussypounder412: iloveitintheasss: fuckingsmell: Ada THIS IS WHY HANDS ARE RECOMMENDED ‼️💦💦💦 @iloveitintheasss it’s not happening @pussypounder412 I NEED MY HANDS…..😫😫😫😤😤😡
doc-squash: Skin cancer is not a joke son.
vermethys: I really need to start making money because I want new lingerie and toys, but yeah. I’m broke so that’s not happening for awhile lmao
I am STILL staring at this school thing I have to do sort of hoping it gets done by itself … maybe I have to stare at it more intensely nope not happening.
rubee: i told you not to fuck with me
ahh I really wanted to paint some eyes and then a Terezi happened
thekartothekat said: no sonny you don’t understand the big thing about paradox space. ALL OF THE COMICS ARE SWEET CANON AND HAPPENED ACCORDING TO HUSSIE. idk for me the Paradox Space canon is the same level of canon of when Hussie said every pairing
I just wanted to draw Karkat dramatically singing along to some song but then this happened
I’m not ready for the new gravity falls ep tomorrow hhh
