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The fuck happened to DarkHazard’s tumblr account?
azor-slave79:“I’m sorry, my Mistress. It will not happen again, I swear! I’ll clean your floor once again, please! I’m begging you for mercy, my Mistress…“ Training exercise
Ye olde blow job. In other news, sleep is apparently a thing not happening to me tonight.
Well that happened… I can’t believe there’s over a thousand of you all now. I have another silly round-up for you in the works, as something of a thank-you gift. Cheers, my darlings. I love you all.
What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire in charge of this project file? TIT-ANICThe story of forbidden love between an Aperture Sciences janitor, and his boss…a love that can only be consummated in the mens toiletsDIRECTED
virgilsway: Virgilsway: Ever since the early 90s when women started shaving their pussies in large numbers, I have been waiting for a revival of hairy pussies, at least in some form. I am starting to wonder whether it is not happening. Lately I have
onaniaorg: MASTURBATRIX HANDBOOK: With proper technique, the male can be edged indefinitely. He is desperate for orgasm, but at the same time too stupid to realize it’s not happening.
tishlush: alphawomansuperiority: girlsblownaway: Normally when we’re posting photos from weddings, it’s a case of the Bride having the misfortune of being blown away. The bride has 1100cc saying “That’s not happening to me.” You know, even
heavyblueballs: ”..The thought of her milking your cock until you unloaded on her amazing tits was driving you insane - You new it would not happen.. But the thought of it……”
kiireis: 無題 | Umary ※ Permission to upload this was given by the artist ※ Reblog, do not repost without the artist permission
drippingopensluthole: Now this lady has seen some work put into her pussy. This sort of thing does not happen by accident. I believe she is a prostitute from China - so yeah, her pussy probably has seen a lot of traffic! I remember ages ago seeing
Since I think the tattoo will not happen anytime soon maybe I can get this done. What do you guys think?
little-toddler-ben: Good Morning Tumblr. I forgott that I was without a diaper. But pee-pee came too fast so that I have no chance to use the potty :-(. Today I have to wear a diaper at home that this will not happen again.
mmmlatinas:bellaluciamarie:Why is this not happening right now Mmmmm
chronicmasturbationaddict: Actually kinda happened to me in a way once… Friends were over before going out. One of the girls sat on my bed, unmade from sleeping the night before. She sniffed…then again…then again close to the sheets..saying,“These
I wanna know what happened to the key I sent you!
macrophilicutopia:So I was supposed to do things today. Guess that’s not happening then.
damnlassotool: damnlassotool: Wanda from One Piece request coloring later as soon as I get the shading right (which is not happening right now) Coloring time full versions here (color) and here (greyscale).
toghh: thosenaughtyvictorians: Ok not only do we have a potted palm, the striped chaise, paintings of potted palms, and these two lovely ladies, BUT I am pretty sure that the girl in the back is holding a Victorian condom that she’s miming putting
Honey, tonight, I not only want you to watch submissively as your boss fucks me.I want you to ask him humbly if he would like to have sex with me, and tell him that you’d be grateful if he let you watch.And don’t forget to tell him that he
Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
Remember that struggling makes your dom feel powerful and in control, so do a little of it for them. Also updates will be slow and possibly just not happen over the holidays because holidays, but still feel free to talk to me.
mypettentaclemonster: This is what happens when I give Owler the yaranaika template
sketchynatmod: ABLOOBLOO. RANDOMNESS WITH FRIENDS IN SKYPE. o3o Yep skype.. this happens.. way more than it should.
ask-alicorn-amy: Amy: AAAAAAAH! -runs to her room- ((mod: dude, this is funny XD)) {Smitty} …. *blushing* … what.. just….. happened?.. ((Wow poor amy and the anon magic XD))
chaotickat: my other boys! :3 {Smitty} YOU CAN’T PROVE THIS HAPPENED~! *blushing hard*[Mod] You can’t prove it didnt..{Smitty} *stays silent, blushes hard, and hides behind bed* [Mod] OH MY GOD KAT! XDD SO AWESOME!! Smitty x lightking first
{Smitty} Its okay man.. you still have your friends here for you..{Mod} ALL MY TEARS! actually yes me and nat mod have talked about this for a while XD and we did shead tears of sweat from our eyes once this happened. So sad.. but MARES HES AVAILABLE!
smittygir4mod: questionsnowdrop: What is happening? Why is there an explosion behind us? For http://asklightking.tumblr.com WOOOH! BADA$$ Thanks questionsnowdrop. This looks great ^^
Yet another little doodle…Trying for consistency, but it’s just not happening.
drunkschoolgirl: ok this will probably be taken down soon because i just called ferguson police department and told them about this and the operator LITERALLY TOLD ME IT DID NOT HAPPEN and asked me where i saw it. I told her I was watching a video of
bubblegum-beach: marauders4evr: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: regularlyerratic: zaubermauz: haveabiscxitpotter: our-hideout-world: “”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down
sleepisforlovers: ourafrica: 3:15pm EST, May 4th, 2015 Baltimore, stay safe. fuck THIS DID NOT HAPPEN. https://twitter.com/theapjournalist/status/595318564254547968Also confirmed by the BPD. Just fox news spreading stupid and untrue shit. Us here
So Marco may or may not have just asked the interviewer to ask Jean if he wanted to go out with him. For flecksofpoppy! (commission info)
rednoonsun: tryin to draw other shit and it’s not happening so here’s some quickie post s3 manbun hannibal
injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T
dickless-sissy: Just made this Sure, why not
did you just come in your pants? if not, you should probably see a doctor.
This is what I am afraid will happen in the future… I don’t even know whether to laugh or cry…
v-vic: tiz85: selkieskins: “I’ve got bad news, Blondie.” WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! This is not happening in my playthrough. It doesn’t. Period. NO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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probably not happening but i’m okay with it if it does.
alexmayo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS HAPPENED TO ME!!! on valentines day :P
nado-smell: samzilla: this better not happen to me today I AM CRYING IDE
Two outfits, following a kinda artsy theme. I mean hey, I’m not a slut or anything. Posing for teh internets in my little ensembles, what was I thinking. Oh yeah, and my camera is a poptart. Deal with it.
anarmydoctor: #why doesn’t this happen when i come home It does. It’s called tumblr. *licks screen*
voyeur-voyeur:She made me miss my bus, because she hypnotized me. This did not happen the first time.
“Doc I just. I’m having trouble with my webbing. It… it wont shoot like it used to…” “Spider-Man, isn’t it a device that you use?” “No, Doc. Not that webbing…” “OH”
hotguysandvids: grover3: sir2u-boy: you’re not going anywhere for a very long time cunt! See all these horny Men around you? They aren’t gonna let you leave until they’ve all been satisfied. Must download this video
thebadromancer: stephenell: Only 3 more days, little monsters. This keep calm thing? Yeah, not happening. I’m gonna freak. P:
brentwalker092:beautifulmengaypics:Enjoy my archives: Sexy Gay Men and Random Gay Posts March madness hotel-room sex—don’t think it’s not happening :)
disciplinemustbemaintained: Obey and it will not happen again. Discipline Must Be Maintained at all times.
howtobeafuckinglady: fyeahcracker: rtamerica: Grand jury doesn’t indict NYPD officer accused in illegal chokehold death - reports A New York City grand jury has decided not to indict the New York Police Department officer accused of killing a Staten
teased-pleased:I know you want me to put it in my mouth, but thats not happening. I want to see you leak.
Oh he totally does! I’m so effing excited! This does not happen to me!
zero1infinity: News that is not happening
payris: I’d just be speechless if this happened to me.
i get mad at super meat boy and then this happens. fuck everything
amandacreamy: meantforcum: a bunch of ass tongue fucking thats NOT happening to me
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