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kouichi-kun-blog: Why were such words spoken? “If I wasn’t dating him.” That’s not it, I…
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klausgoldstein: what i’ve never understood about making an anime based off an otome is why they don’t just make a season for each character instead of making it where the protag doesn’t end up with anyone… like does that not make a lot more sense??
onlyhoya: 150912 Hana Bank Eventvia 분홍공DO NOT EDIT
haveayeolliday: foreverkpopblogging: holy crap. trio dance break needs to happen more often This stressed me out for the longest time
trapqueenkoopa: speakseazy: codeineconnoiseur: speakseazy: thetallblacknerd: thebeautysupplystore: beyonslayed: niqabisinparis: 7mangoes: no but there’s actually a difference how do they not see it i’m the girl It sounds crazy but there
bitchycode:Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening
desroubins:senatortedcruz:Nicki Minaj this did not happen.
the-kittyscarf: imagine your fc goes to the toilet, purposefully but not overtly frantically, only for someone to get to the single toilet just a second before them and go in first. panic flashes across their face and their posture curls in, they were
fluffy-omorashi: Let’s do a science experiment, what happens when a 5ft chick chugs a 24oz can of beer? Update: results for a 5ft chick drink down a 24oz in under 7 mins-… shwasted bro🤙🏻
unbeliefs: me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
Well sleep isn’t gonna happen any time soon
dagillus: Milla Vodello! Took a bit to finish since I’ve been sick, but here she is! Remember folks! Psychoanuts 2 will not happen unless fully funded, so keep circulating the crowdfunding page!
teallikethecolor: brigidkeely: Here’s How A Fake Feminist Hashtag Like #EndFathersDay Gets Started And Why It’ll Keep Happening brigidkeely: brigidkeely: One of the big problems with hashtag activism is you’re never sure if it’s genuine or
okama-kenpo: that thing that happens where you’re reading a really fucking good fanfiction and you have to put a hand over your face because you basically lose control of your mouth muscles, and you make all these mouth shapes that you don’t mean
priestmahad:Had this uprising not happened i guarantee that freddie gray’s death would have been swept under a rug. It literally takes a city being thrown into chaos to even get the POSSIBILITY of convicting cops for their wrong doing against a black
retrogradeworks: sonderdog: sniffing: internetexplorers: what are your thoughts on ‘skinny shaming’? its stupid to act like it doesn’t happen and as if it doesn’t harm the person in question especially if they struggled with eating disorders,
Work is so much bullshit, you guys. I found myself yesterday in a place I hadn’t been in 7 months. Bullshit. Thankfully, since I’d made a promise to someone not to keep it to myself if I ever felt suicidal again, I chose our head LP person
Steppin' around in the desert of joy
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
thatcurlyhairedgurl: schmaniel: salon: Watch Jon Stewart expose the gross and blatant inequality Muslim Americans face every day That shit better not happen around me. This is extremely upsetting
battle-goats: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance The first time it happen, Keith freezes. He hesitates and that’s enough for Shiro to take
startrektrashface: schumie: keeveet-talks: obstinatecondolement: I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business
deirdreskye: bombing: baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells.
foulserpent:why did october just like not happen
rosesau:ghosts 👻they’re real. for sure 100% they’re real i know from experiencei haven’t personally Experienced anything paranormal but they’ve gotta be realpossibly real but i’m not entirely convincedthere’s no
Putting my ice cold hands on my boiling hot face to try and cool down. Thanks for pissing me off and not hearing me out. Oh and btw, when I say I never get invited anywhere, I meant by YOU. Are you happy without me? Because I never fucking see you and
He just makes me soooo just oh my god. What is happening to me? ❤
mako-eyes: was originally meant to be for a phone case but might not happen now since i’ll be upgrading soon oops lol
rageomega: nekoama:Charmander and Squirtle try to learn what happens to Bulbasaur in fall. @novaschaos @gatorskindurag
tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m
~Support me on Patreon~A patron suggested I draw some gay vampires getting married and mentioned AR’s ideas for their wedding and it blew my mind. I’m still not the biggest fan of AR but man I still love these sad vampires~
merrylander: The wee slaphead needs a bit of a trim. That will not happen tonight, though. It’s late, and we’re off early again in the morning. Perhaps the next time Mi’Lady removes the Keep, I’ll be allowed to spend a little time with the clippers.
kinky-wit-atwist reblogged your post:Wait, so what happened to Junie? D:Apparently tumblr thought he was under age, or something, and deleted his account. He didn’t get any warning, and from what I can tell, has little to no intention of re-posting
steppingoncellphones: Hi, the itty-bittiest update: I’m in Tokyo (it’s officially been two weeks now). Kanji is going to kill me. I keep talking big on here about coming back but that’s not happening until I get my shit together for Intensive Japanese
Some concept stuff for a Halloween comic that may or may not happen!Woa! Dang! Physical sketch stuff!
maurostrange: I know it’s a kinda shitty drawing but I had to do this Just yesterday I heard about the terrible tragedy at a gay club in Orlando, so far 50 dead and over 50 injured in critical condition. Although it did not happen in my country and
nevver: Not happening
kiashigetsnasty: my half of an art trade w/ @bootyelectric!!! Daisuke from p4 indulging in some shadow tentacles~ eue bootyelectric is having some hand health issues atm so his half might not happen for a bit, so wish him well for a nice recovery!
lustandloveinblackandwhite: Why is this not happening to me right now???
dirtyfuckpig: ownedfucktoy: Why does this look like something in my future? :) Why is it, that this has not happened to me yet?
slayingbells: slayingbells: a short selection of slightly angsty shaw-centric root & shaw headcanons: bed sharing - actual, on purpose, literal sleeping together in the same bed in a manner apart from sex - does not happen quickly or easily. shaw
tabletorgy-art: Mario Odyssey leak: this will not happen in the game ;9
So I shouldn’t be asking this question but how much is too much nyquil because whooo boy I’m waiting for the sleepiness to kick in and it’s not happening…
I still have dreams/nightmares that I’m not finished with college.
drunkdilf: u know how sometimes you’re styling your hair and you’re tryna get it to go a certain direction and it’s just not happening and you’re like bitch I grew you, I own you, just do as I say
differentfacesameman: He groaned a little at the description of his behavior. “Well I supposed it could have been worse. But no I’m not inclined to go back there, or get more of that drink.” The Doctor tried to burrow back under the pillows,
My muse is dazed and sick , and tries to leave with a high fever, not knowing what they are doing. Send "Where are you going ?" for my muses reaction
where the magic may or may not happen
mrnathandrake: Nathan Drake in Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End goddamnit facially he looks like liam neeson in darkman im not comfortable with this. why is nate covered in muscle. why does he look like a space marine now. what is this shit.
tabletorgy-art: Mario Odyssey leak: this will not happen in the game
ratfuck:0rdi-deactivated20211118:ratfuck:her pussy hissed at me.That’s not a pussy that’s a leaking gas pipe!
reggiemess:I think tumblr should add a ‘king for a day’ feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king’s avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize’ blogs, changing
so hey guyyys my birthday is coming up very soon (in 3 weeks) and its a big one! eeeek! if any of you would happen to want to get me something off of any of my wishlists to help me celebrate this milestone I have a couple of incentives that might be
atryl: 1minShy WHAT NOW YOU’RE JUST MESSING WITH ME THAT DID NOT HAPPEN IN LESS THAN A MINUTE I CAN’T
ask-wiggles:“I was also told I’m supposed to sing a birthday song, but yeah… not happening. Happy Birthday though.”——————————————————Yes, this should be just enough candles. Perfect. Detached heads are
