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fuckyesnicole: these are going to look so good when i decorate your license plate ;) hahaha LMFAO, not happening :P
17yr: when will i share an apartment w a girl squad in nyc where we all share clothes and complain about life while drinking wine? these are attainable goals!! why has it not happened!!
bitchycode:Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening
fuckyeahpaganism: one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and whenhow: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time uhhhhh why does this not happen to
teased-pleased: I know you want me to put it in my mouth, but thats not happening. I want to see you leak. :)____
teased-pleased:I know you want me to put it in my mouth, but thats not happening.
heavyblueballs: ”..Such a good boy, taking good care of my soaked pussy…” - He loved it, even knowing his chance to get inside, or cum for that matter was probably not happening that week…..
lesbianrey: lesbianrey: organizers are calling for more protestors to come out to JFK airport terminal 4 to protest against the illegal detention of refugees and green card holders. boost this, please forgot to include date: this protest is happening
quesozombie: 5/15 mermaid design challenge i made for myself (also happens to be during #mermay)so far: goldfish, lionfish, leafy sea dragon, deepsea predator, and red octopusi will post here when another 5 are done, meanwhile you can see each one &
koishy: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
bitchycode: Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening
drprosper: thestateonmtv: i see all ur attempts to make me follow ur twitters its not happening we live here we’ll die here its up to god if we ever meet again 😂😂😂😂😂
Did I just go to read one of my favourite books and realise I can’t because it makes me think of my first best friend who died in January?Yeah. That happened.
mushrooomfield:had to stay at home for a week due to covid and this happened
sext-me-up-alex: Oh yeah. Why is this not happening in my bedroom?
gullets: lfeellike: exactable: nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
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fuckyeahthebetterlife: Noooooope, not happening.
kinkycurls-strawberryfreckles: chadontop: lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you
bhrimilian: Too old to be chasing, and too old to be chased. The feelings need to be mutal, or not happen at all
kyloreybans: kairo-koutureee: sobeitjay: icravesuggestion: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they should’ve never gave yall nigga internet oh. my. God. This is not happening
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the x files 8.14 this is not happening
the-husband-of-a-kitten: Ok, so the odd finger diddling may or may not happen too…
Fact: At 7mins and 8secs after 6 o’clock on Sep. 10th of this year, It will be 06:07:08 09/10/11. It will not happen again until 3011.
cherry-so-sweet: I said I wanted a bigger one.. but this is just.. no.. just no.. not happening
cuckoldselection: Cuckold. Wife and her BFYour wife obviously got carried away with herself when she gave your cock a suck. Although it was very quick I am sure it will not happen again.
gottalovethemfandoms: My reaction to the latest teen wolf episode:Me: YAY IT’S BACK! Wait what, oh it’s fine babies got dis, why you being mean to baby, oh god what, WAIT ,WHATT?!?!?!!?! NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO! NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING! THIS
teased-pleased: I know you want me to put it in my mouth, but thats not happening. I want to see you leak.
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
unbeliefs:me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
man idk what’s happening to me but my boobs are DEFINITELY bigger and I actually have an ass to grab onto even darfin has noticed WHATS GOING ON
apparently there is a new animal crossing game happening but its solely about decorating homes??
what really happened on halloween night
lemonadeleathers: The smiling bun gifs were probably not what anon expected. @cummbunny @badideadontdoit hahahaahhah this is amazing
dancetilyouredead: thoroughlybaffled: nopantss: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve
Male customers always get so offended when I offer to help carry things to their cars. Bro, I’m not trying to emasculate your ass, I’m just doing my job. Half the time these jerkoffs don’t wanna get dirty, but they’d still rather
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
jurhfalastini:I really hate when people call Obama “cool”. Aside from the second intifada, the largest death toll in Palestine over the last sixteen years did not happen under Bush’s presidency but under Obama in 2014 when over 2, 000+ Palestinians
theblacksocial: 4mysquad: gonzetti: 4mysquad: Cops kill this student, after getting arrested his family did not know how he died until it was too late what’s his name i need a name Matthew Ajibade Matthew Ajibade
monmouth-manufacturing:joematar:meridianowl:sashahenriksen:guerrillatech:ive been buying more stuff on bandcamp because it supports indie artists way more than spotifyreminder to buy on bandcamp fridays! these specific friday events (that do not happen
Romeo:So it was, the world still frozen in place, that time felt all too sudden in the wake of these confessions. Transfixed in location that was not established, it must feel like a surreal dream to her, considering everything that had been leading up
blissless: unbeliefs: me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
johnhugs: do you ever just get really worried of people you like not liking you anymore
playbunny: because you can’t tell me this is not happening right now
so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should
my thought process for when i’m not drawing nepeta : “the faster i finish this, the faster i can draw more nepeta"
A little heads up ! I will be gone tomorrow until Thursday evening. I’m going to see my Sickle Cell doctor down in Miami and it’s a fair drive and we have to spend a night at a hotel, I’m not bringing my laptop since its really a short
docjackal replied to your post: how is everyone doing tonightMy throat is actually feeling much better because of some of the tips you sent me! My spells are shorter and not happening as often.oh that’s great to hear !! i hope you completely get
mstnhoney: When all you want to do is nap in your jammies in the recliner but not happening …
I did it. I talked to him and now were friends omg. This was easier than expected. Now i need to find a way to succ him. But that may not happen. Hes def talking to some girl but i love his scent wow i love boys
freckledfuckface: teased-pleased: I know you want me to put it in my mouth, but thats not happening. I want to see you leak. sirtexan23
yo the iOS app is ten kinds of fucked up if i’m on my dash and i see a post and click the username link of the person who wrote a caption on it, look at it, and then hit the back arrow…it says post not found TF U TALKIN’ ABOUT IT
owlberta: johnniewaswolf: owlberta: tinder is great because i can actually interact with available guys near me it sucks because i’m terrified they’re gonna meet me and be like… ew. :/ I am about 10000% positive that will not happen. I am
