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shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and
donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs: deadlifts-and-donuts: Big things are happening in my life. I just bought lettuce for the first time in 9 months. Is this the tip of the iceberg? Lettuce pray for you.
gonna-make-it-happen: “Why do you go to the gym every day? You’re already fit”
vhaelenleycrest: @xanelen | @embergale -cough- Ooooo
bae-jjong:bae-min:I would appreciate some romanceI would appreciate a bj but that’s not happening yet eitherFine whatever I’ll do it!
unbeliefs: me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
school-of-slut-servants: blonde-kinky-chic: isingthebodyelectric926: my-erratic-lust: babesbaconandbooze: When the phone rings while you are on Tumblr. 🙄 hahahahha How has this not happened to me? 😄😃😂 :’D
two-winchesters-and-castiel: amyrizz: SPN Wish List for the New Year attackofthekillermexisaurusrex: Okay, so there are things I would like to see on SPN. We all have these sort of lists. Most of these may not happen, but I feel like many of these
babyfairy: theguythatrapedspace: babyfairy: nobody gives a fuck about correct grammar and punctuation here like bitch where do you think we are? tumblr.edu? it’s not happening!!! Let me explain. Usually, people value grammar, because it speaks
isaacmemes: ovenroastedtwerkey: t3sticles: silent-calling: Damn just calling out FMA:B like that That last point is a stab at Fate/ Is there an anime that this has NOT happened to? Hazard of adapting any unfinished work. *glares at Game of
rare-apples:I was wanting to draw rarijack but that clearly did not happen. Take this small doodle for nowClick pic for better quality 💞
If you came to my house right now things would happen
nue: please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
secret-tacos: This has been coming for a long time. Okay, so assuming that 1) Mabel and Dipper’s school let out for summer break around the beginning of June, which usually does not happen, and 2) That they left for Gravity Falls immediately and didn’t
st-just: desroubins:senatortedcruz:Nicki Minaj this did not happen.
kragehund-again:kragehund-again:taking away the label of “heterosexual” from any man whose ideal woman is straight out of porn or anime. idk what you’re attracted to but it’s not the female sex.“it’s kinda mannish when
dpandgblover: travelingsex: culodediosa: epicfacial: #SavePorn REBLOG THIS Send Submissions HERE! If tumblr does this, they will ruin tumbr for good. I hope this does not happen but with Ya**o as the parent company, who knows? That’s F cked
ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.
This blog will not be posting jumpscares this Halloween season.
whitegirlsaintshit: I swear to god if u eat chicken like this not only will I break up with u on site but I will square up and uppercut ya ass
corsolanite: Short Pokemon animation by Masaaki Iwane!Side Note: This was just something Iwane made during his spare time on his Twitter, this may not happen but you’ll never know. Source
chababe: nope not happening
onlyshecums: I know you want to cum, my Love, but that’s not happening. I see your precum, and that’s all you are going to get.
brentwalker092: What is definitely not happening at Planet Fitness :).[Please visit/subscribe to our Youtube channel]
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hey-tre-hey: It must be the curse of every young gay to fall for a straight guy. I’ve never heard of it not happening.
astound: I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
celtyspoon: thing for a thing which might not happen but here
sinful-pleasures: Still curious as to what happened to Guilty Rick’s Morty. Bonus shit sketch:
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
holmesboi: brithwyr: marsixm: im really passionate about everything being gay But why? Being gay isn’t cool or trendy, it’s just a thing. It happens. Let’s get over it. being gay is so cool. reblog if you’re cool and gay
nonpanary:If this gets 5000 notes I’ll play the game and not sleep til it’s finished.
hogwartsonline: Lgbt+ ask game What do you identify as and what are your pronouns? How did you discover your sexuality, tell your story? Have you experienced being misgendered? What happened and how did you overcome it? Who was the first person you
I told myself that I was gonna be so fucking LIT this summer.... That did not happen.
LostLately I’ve been trying to get my shit together but it’s not happening. I feel like a disappoint n honestly I’m just growing numb again. N the last time I was numb I was really just drugged up. Now that I have access to new drugs
gayrainbowpenis: I should stop cutting. I should stop smoking. I shouldn’t smoke weed. I should knuckle down in school. I shouldn’t drink till i past out. I should give a fuck - not happening.
mickiszs: Know this is not happening for quite some time but I hope the one those this T.T (might even buy it just for the sorting hat)
bblcrazy: totallylesbians: paaleandbruised: querquelife: vansandlesbians: this is the kind of relationship I want. Same Need. I want this… need .. Why is this not happening to me..?
sext-me-up-alex: Oh yeah. Why is this not happening in my bedroom?
bitchycode:Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening
justsojayrose: brodingershat: pimperious-condescension: I’m a grade 12 in high school who just happens to wear a K-cup bra. I live a fairly normal high school existence, except for the fact that my bust size often gets me in trouble with teachers,
unbeliefs:me in 2011: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2012: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2013: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2014: maybe i’ll get hot next year me in 2015: i guess it’s not happening
17yr: when will i share an apartment w a girl squad in nyc where we all share clothes and complain about life while drinking wine? these are attainable goals!! why has it not happened!!
muscletits: The last time he tried this they took advantage of him and did very nasty things to his body. He hopes it will not happen again.
alpha-predator: bredbeta: flashdoggy: Oh, hell, no. Am sure he’s a very nice guy but i have a well-developed sense of self preservation. Not happening. Unh-unh. Just no. The thoughts that run through a pussyboy’s head right before his instincts
When you say something to someone and it sounds like you’re hitting on them, and you’re really really not. Happens to me all the time.
classof1999: semiserious: Awwwwwww here it goes, and by ‘it’ I mean my tears. this is not happening :| :(
mykindagurlz: themoshblog: Mosh by Idollphamine wearing Mico Couture Latex One of these days, Miss Mosh will take a bad picture. It has not happened yet.
beckyloves: so i tried really hard to keep this out of my ass crack, but it was just not happening.
teased-pleased: I know you want me to put it in my mouth, but thats not happening. I want to see you leak.