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you-do-know-mee: sugarkane444k1391: carnal-erotic-desires: pornvideos66: These never work, but Im reblogging anyways. carnal-erotic-desires.tumblr.com Love surprises Gents and Ladies :) Yes yes yes please!!!
rogerthatrogers: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things
welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS
schmergo: schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
kingwilliamv:squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”I tried to scrollI tried to scroll toowe all triedIt never works. i’m a straight guy
cravehiminallways212: literoticallyinclined: selenakitt: Me when I’m trying to be mad at him Yeah…that never works for me either. 😁 Lol…your PA brown tail isn’t that intimidating, either, huh, hergreeneyedsir…? 💋 Not too intimidating
infinite-paradox: “ The Balance ” by Christian Schloe HA! It never works that way……
darkinternalthoughts: theunderratedepi: gameraboy: “Stimulates circulation, too” I heard it’s good at curing female hysteria. “Five minutes does the job”That line has never worked for me.
openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford
beardedmrbean:
naemal143: strapzngirlz90: tfarrar27: clarknokent: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard.
i-eat-kitty: Or just say hi…. This never works. Whatever.
karthus: young republicans be like “immigrants are taking our jobs!” *has never worked a day in their life* *parents pay for college* *more time to do cocaine and yell at minorities*
givemeinternet: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont use that trick
baragaki: MTNN + ASSCLASS The works of a mad genius mangaka.
janearies-reblogs: I’m back <3 Purging never works~!
"I'm telling you from where I sit, you're one of a kind. Relationships, I don't know why, they never work you and they make you cry. But the girl that says goodbye to you is out of her mind."
Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.
You never worked well with our group Not with the faults we found So we fixed you with cement galoshes No one can save you now Unless you have friends among fish There’ll still be no air to breathe You could drink up the entire ocean I’ll still find
redfingerfish:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs Spot the rich white kid who never worked a customer service job
lexischoolgirl: negotiations never work…she is too cute for words though! Too cute for words
hirxeth: “People in the building like us. Half of them think things will never work out. The other half believe in magic. It’s like a war between them.”Beginners (2010) dir. Mike Mills
It will never work out but still trying
prettyboyshyflizzy: lohanthony: tokyoghettopussy: raresighting: YASS BITCH YASSS omg yes I HAVE A NEW QUEEN welp if this doesnt pan out she’ll never work again lol all yall cheering her on yall gon give her a job ?
Day by day, I realize that shit will never work. It just won’t.
briannieh: Ive never worked out this hard in my life, been cooking my own meals too so I can eat healthier. #briannieh 😍😍😍😍😍😍
renaissance-hoe: Seriously though, if you have never worked in the sex industry, I don’t care how much ‘research’ you have apparently done, your opinion literally doesn’t matter. It’s honestly that easy
odairannies: We never worked to find chemistry, it was just sort of organically grown from meeting. We met for the first time and it felt we should have met before or we had met before but without actually meeting. When we met it was like, “I feel
oldguydoesstuff:Slightly creepy NASA robot built in the 1960s to test space suits. Never worked right, NASA eventually auctioned it off on 2016. Missed that one.
You never worked well with our group Not with the faults we found So we fixed you with cement galoshes No one can save you now Unless you have friends among fish There’ll still be no air to breathe You could drink up the entire ocean I’ll
untillmyveinsareempty: skumbags: I just wanna say to anyone who’s going through this shit, cutting is not the answer. I’ve harmed myself in the past too hoping it would help me get through, but it never works, it always comes back 2x as hard. Trust
thebarbieben:Why these two Icons have never worked together is bloody beyond me!
theadventuresofoliversykes: Someone gave me their last razor today. I just wanna say to anyone who’s going through this shit, cutting is not the answer. I’ve harmed myself in the past too hoping it would help me get through, but it never works, it
fake-a-smilethrough-it: We never work out because I don’t fucking trust you.
annarsalis: squeekylittlemeercat: isis-: 1971endlessthoughts: themostamazingphil: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” I tried to scroll I tried to scroll too we all tried It never works. lol
humans-of-pdx: “I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying in at my place. It smells
zozoshepherd: Plans never work out the way you think they’re going to, especially with babies. You try and try to get pregnant, and you can’t. And then a baby comes when you least expect it. Probably because you didn’t plan it. Plans don’t mean
230999999-deactivated20140921: “I have to get off this microphone before I never work again.” How can you not love her?
I know what my issue is with the guys I like never working out. I need to stop liking high maintenance guys who live in the future rather than the moment. No guy I’ve met has ever been on the same emotional or spiritual level as me. They are all
innocent-naughty-littlegirl:“Silly little girl. You should know better than to every try to get away from Daddy, you know it will never work, Daddy will always have his little slut…”
Lord Cutler Beckett:[Jack is about to light a cannon that’s pointed at the mast] You’re mad.Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, ‘cause if I wasn’t this would probably never work.
schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always
kyriarchy:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
“The sound system always shorted out, the two turntables never worked at the same time, and the DJs spent most of their time getting hammered, snorting drugs, and blasting hair metal and classic rock.”
day 29: changing old ways never works out 100%
Things never work out how I hope. But maybe that’s because I hope for the wrong things.
swdyww: I have to work on not mourning him and not waiting for him to reach a point of lucidity where he suddenly understands everything I have to believe he understands and he is too cowardly to ever pursue what’s true or confront it And so I have
trainhardrunfast: shaniae: Reblog in 10 seconds and will come your way I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain These things never work butttt fuck it I’ll try lol
madameinquisitor: Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.”
underweartuesday: guten abend, UT I told my love about how I started submitting here and he reacted as expected: excited. We’ve played around with the thought of finally making some pictures together but it kinda never worked out. This week’s theme,
lolfactory: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily- tumblr pictures - Why Cats Are The Worst
One day, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
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