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schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always

ghiraheeheeheem: deepnest: musicalhell: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a

bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right

truestoriesaboutme:bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could

kingwilliamv: squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”I tried to scrollI tried to scroll toowe all triedIt never works. i’m a straight guy

Take these hands they’re good for nothingYou know these hands never worked a dayTake these boots they’re going nowhereYou know these boots don’t want to strayYou got my head filled with songsYou got my shoelaces undoneTake my shirt,

~click for almost nsfw noncon tos spirk~ i need a vacation Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked image into the text. May not work on mobile.

movie: schmergo: schmergo: I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS

hypdom:So, the guys in R&D laughed at me when I told them that they needed to make the device small enough to fit in glasses. They said it would never work, because the screens would be too opaque. So, make them sunglasses I said, and do you know

jobhaver: some nerd: communism will never work because human nature me:

tsgirlfriend: robinsspotlight: llygoden74: A slight lapse in concentration and the magic is ruined, our secret is out, i’ll never work in this town again. We’ll just green screen your hand out of the first one, don’t worry. No one must know

Tumblr just became way less enjoyable since the recent updates. :( It almost never works on my phone and fewer people interact with my posts or see my new content because they don’t have their settings changed. You should remind me that this is a

c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-bloodlines: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW

givemeinternet: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

bisubmission: Send me asks!But they have to be asks and not messages/chats because for some reason that stopped working and tumblr support has been non-responsive on the issue.Send me:“would you ever….”“have you ever….”your honest opinion

highresghoul: it never works satsuki u meany > w< <3

eggplantallweeknew: masturbationstation: hardmanhunt: analgasm: totallybitchybitch: HANDSFREE When you hit the magic button, you’ll just POP Nice handfree cum Has never worked for me but hot Warning: Keep your cum rag handy.

welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS

deadlycollision:kellyeden: gabzillatheillestandrealest:Yes! Set her straight! No- both are in the wrong. Fighting fire with fire has never worked in any situation. Im tired of seeing women belittle each other for superficial things they lack. More so,

…yeah…that logic never worked.

slendistry: Cortana Request Dump 2/3Full SizeAm I as happy with this one as I was with the previous animation? Nope.Gang bang requests have never worked out well for me. However, I was provided with a reference image to base this render off so it wasn’t

junkerz: Annie - Brave Axe Gyfcat Normal; Full Front Back Full [Unfiltered] Front [Unfiltered] Back [Unfiltered] I was gonna use a GIF as a preview but my GIF’s almost never work on Tumblr. But when they do, I’m just lucky. I’ve also included

o-hybridity: The Beholder is the best idea Gary Gygax ever had and nobody can be assed to say why. I’ve seen people agonize over the Beholder, trying to improve on the overall model, and it’s never worked for me. Thing is, you can’t deliberately

kinky-little-kitty-kat: Me when I try to be dominating. Hehe. It never works. Daddy always puts me in my place. ^.^

thechuckhansen: rangerhansen: No one hates Chuck Hansen more than the Chuck Hansen fans hate Chuck Hansen #this is the motto of the we were never meant to care about chuck hansen how did i get here’ club

i don’t think i ever worked this hard in school

schmergo: schmergo: I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because

so happy and proud. I could keep this to myself and loved ones but that’s never worked in the past. Letting people know keeps me accountable and true to myself. 💖✨👍✨💖

teenprincesscadance: teenprincesscadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!((preview of mod’s Bronycon badge.))edit:seriously, why does transparent png never work the first time? in case you missed it late

askwinonadog:askcaptaindrog:I”m a diamond dog and shes a dog…dog. it could never work. (like to thank @askwinonadog for letting me use there icon.) [There is a disturbance in the force]x3 Aww

So a girl I work with was like, “Ohhh what’s your boyfriend like?” I replied with, “Well, he can’t order food at a restaurant, his body is triangle shaped, his arms are kind of entirely covered in freckles, which is kind

bellsandbones: lol Byron is having a shitty day at work so he asked me for porn. it’s sloppy but damn it I delivered

bag-in-a-shield: The King Under the Mountain and the King Underhill. [bigger +] Because I have such a massive kink for possessive, protective, jealous Thorin, and, in contrast, a very smug and relaxed Bilbo (who works those attributes out of Thorin,

kaciart: deanopie answered: durincest, after party birthday gift- thilbo, bilbo notices/admires thorins (work battered) hands

thequeen117: dziwaczka: that’s a crown fit for a king, that is(the only crowns you’ll probably ever find in the shire are those cute ones you make out of flowers)((my pen pressure stopped working as soon as i started colouring this eek)) so cute!

kaciart: swaggermetimbers answered: They (any pairing of choice) are among company and should be sleeping but are doing… other things. Gotta keep quiet somehow~

kannibal: kannibal: Long after you’re gone, gone, gone. (Happy White day alternative) It becomes progressively harder to set Springtime Tea for one. An idea occurred while working on something a friend requested of me. ☆ Don’t blink or you’ll

grimdarkcake: thorin’s no good at playing nurse, but he does know how to work the samovar. winter challenge 23 - sick

kaciart: “I’m not going to get any work done at this rate.”

ironmanarlert: this is a disaster never let me have free time and make up all at once

by the way, I am still very amused by the fact that I actually work with kids who are, indeed, twelve.

tipsymaple: I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

I hate being like “tell me I’m pretty/handsome/whatever the fuck I don’t have words that really work because GENDER” but it’d be nice to hear it right now

purpledblues: “The idea of a Wakanda fills me with a lot of hope and a lot of passion. The idea of a nation like Wakanda that was never colonized and then it advanced itself to becoming the most technologically advanced nation on the globe. And the

thetreeofliberty:iceslushii:beacon-lamp:hello beloveds ☺️made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken toYou are appreciated

krwawnik: askbiolabstrentini: ([I’m really, really sorry but, I’ve never colored stuff before.. So it looks extremely off. But this honestly isn’t my element. This is also the reason why I do sketches… This took long enough /hmm…]) ahh it

I’m also so annoyed by the fact that I now really want to do a DMMd cosplay. Why it annoys me is that a) I don’t like genderbending, which leads to b) not able to cosplay due to bindings never working on me. >.> Fml.

This is how you wait in line! This would never work in the states. #rudeamericans #smart #shoes #funny #instaphoto

elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking

therealerme: n2knkcmssy: As your boyfriend I suppose it’s my duty to try and fulfill YOUR fantasies. <sigh> It sounds so nice, but I know it would never work. I would constantly be looking at you, lost in insane jealousy, even though know the

shadowsonthescreen: There are no hurricanes in space. It’s true your molten gold could never be taken for rain but galaxies tear from my throat, stars scorch my bones and you are the storm and the eye of the storm Even my ashes will follow you home

schmergo:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because

allegoricalrose: poeguesquadron2:deny me bread, air,light, spring,but never your laughter. #lbr# there’s probably a lost episode where the doctor and rose met pablo neruda #and he was inspired by the doctor’s love for rose #because i mean #‘as

buttersmd: captain-snark: czechs-and-holdings: Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America? “You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?” า,000 a year, no college needed? God forbid you take an honest

cutestrology: Sagittarius moon tea: they can never take a compliment without laughing or making a joke out of it, they always deflect with humor when any emotion is shown as they can’t be serious in those moments

t3rabithia: Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym Me now:

teaganwhite: 1.25hr sketch session on a nice conservatory trip arranged by Light Grey Art Lab • I absolutely never work from life or use a sketchbook so this was real weird, but it was worth it when i looked up to find 5 little kids watching me wide-eyed

days-e:“If you do what you love,you’ll never work a day in your life”

Getting my work week started off right and getting a post in. I’ve been spending a lot of thinking time on the direction I want to take with my art (and aesthetic sense in general), and I always feel this pull towards character design that I seem to

#WIPWednesday And now everyone can see that I start five thousand sketches that never get painted weekly. Trying to make this a regular part of my posting routine. (Also spy several little @skogselv s)

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