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“Ahhhhh! Oh god, why did I take so many of those breast enhancement pills… I thought they were just a hoax - those things never work! Now my tits are so big I can’t even stand up! And they’re spraying milk everywhere!!!”
sexywithorwithout: I’m ready for my exam! daily-distraction: So Fucking hot. I’ll never look at another female doctor again without thinking of this.
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hypnogayman: The Mindless Dancer
c-a-l-i-f-o-r-n-i-a-bloodlines: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW
ALICE IN DETOX-LAND, 2009: Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Disney animated version all the way through. Even as a kid, the story involving mostly surreal nonsense never appealed to me much. I’ve found it funny that since I
“I can dream up schemes when I’m sitting in my seat I don’t see any flaws till I get to my feet. I wish I never woke up this morning Life was easy when it was boring.”-“DARKNESS” The Police Questions/Comments?
“I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain I’ve seen sunny days that I thought would never end I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I’d see you again.”-“FIRE AND RAIN&rdquo
All of my models, like I am sure all other women, have stories about their periods. Maybe their cycle started too soon, the amount was unexpected, or even worse, never came at all. I’ve heard dozens of these stories, most being embarrassing, funny,
“Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.” Comments/Questions?
Maya is an excellent model even though she said she had never really done it before. Always calm and self-aware, I intended to break her out of her normal casual demeanor by saying something terribly graphic and shocking. This was her genuine reaction
Jenna’s favorite old shirt. The classics never die. Questions/Comments?
Like most kids, the youngest members of my family love Halloween. Unlike most kids, they are fond of skulls and other supposedly dark and scary things. Personally, I’ve never been a fan of the holiday, no matter what age I was. Still, I love
Miss June: Nataly never learned to walk in heels well. THE 2011 ACCIDENT-PRONE WOMEN BIKINI CALENDAR IS HERE!!! These aren’t your average bikini models. These lovely ladies have hopes and desires and problems like everyone else, but somehow they
BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL: My first photo book, SHOW AND TELL, has been marked down 30%! Documenting six of my favorite models, it explores my first four years behind the camera with gorgeous full-page reproductions and never before published photos. Discover
“HIDING PLACES,” 2017Find this never-shared series and all my other great, uncensored photo sets only on my Patreon!-Find me on PATREON and INSTAGRAM
Mutually Assured Destruction: Detente has never worked out so well. At least they can be each others wing-woman. Win/Win!
She never disappoints.
It’s never too late to have a happy childhood
Ada LeonardAda was the child of an actor Father and dancer Mother.. She learned to play both the cello and the piano, but never worked as a musician. Instead, she began her career in showbiz, as a Burlesque dancer.. But gained her largest fame by leading
burleskateer: Ada Leonard Ada was the child of an actor Father and dancer Mother.. She learned to play both the cello and the piano, but never worked as a musician. Instead, she began her career in showbiz, as a Burlesque dancer.. But gained her largest
danidery:hc that mary threw the name out as a joke, but things never work out as planned of course
zontas-art-blog: Ok, so I made this yesterday but didn’t want to upload it till today. I have never worked so much on one freaking picture. Markiplier if for some reason you see this, HOLY HELL IS YOUR HAIR HARD TO DRAW. D: Edit: forgot to put it
eyekaraz-sfm: Nidalee Gfycat / Mixtape This animation was a request by someone, there’s like one that thing that I didn’t put. I did a bad job with the hands. This animation was kind of old I did this like 3 weeks ago but never worked on it because
autostraddle: copake falls/north adams via yamshchikov.files.wordpress.com That never works.
(via fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin) I do this ALL THE TIME and it never works. :(
I noticed that I may have accidentally deleted this drawing earlier when I was upset. I feel a bit obligated to finish this. Should I? 23:24 - July 31, 2014 WIP just because I have to work on calligraphy. 40% done… ja. 5:06 - August 1, 2014
ouieer: Cheeky Lucifer on progress Never finished this.
WIP of some art that’s but one of many, many things to do for a side project. My deer boy was never supposed to look mean but I think it’s fitting.And I’ve noticed I’ve spelt ‘guard’ wrong in the file name before anyone points it out to me
I feel like I haven’t posted anything in foreverAnd I’ve been really sluggish with commissions lately so they’re taking me way longer than I mean to I’m so sorry commissionersI never post the reference sheets I do to avoid any confusion, but I
grand-tactician-vek: A NEW BREED OF SCAMMER HAS EMERGED! what they failed to notice is that the game tells people that the sender is not actually a GM as seen in the Note at the bottom lol. Meaning this scam should never work on anyone. But ether way
“Look at us, baby. Look at how fucking perfect we are.” - Paper Roses by quartetshipAm I drowning in Swim Trunks hell? Yes. Will I never get over Qtpie’s writing? You bet your ass.Guess its time to go hunt for that full nsfw version huh:^)
“Happy Birthday, kitten.”I’m a couple of days late for my son’s birthday but yakno its never too late for some birthday sex in Kuroo’s book. Happy Birthday Kenma <3
cole27au: Steve could never work out how his wife was always able to get the waiters attention.
sorasusi: have some more kawaii doge pictures, this time photographed by my friend Kaust who actually knows how to take pretty photos procrastinating my life away and avoiding all work I should be doing, but look at my dog’s adorable face
just a heap of draws never used
lizclimo: that never works. for kathleen
monzo12782: The Melancholy Tale of Charlie Brown and Violet Gray Anybody who knows Peanuts knows that Charlie Brown is forever pining after the Little Redhead Girl, an unseen character who he never works up the courage to speak with. The earliest years
elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking
vulvasnack: pornvideos66: These never work, but Im reblogging anyways. http://vulvasnack.tumblr.com/submit
seananmcguire: cumbersome-cucumber: frightening-feminist: blissy-leaves: getoutofthewelfaretag: thegodlessatheist: Or a playstation or a flat screen TV or a newer car, etc and etc. I know people that work under the table for half their pay and
If you wanted to see me, you would do anything in your power to make it happen. You would tell me every day that you miss me, and would plan weekends and holidays. Even if those plans never worked out, I'd be thankful of the idea of it. When I bring
wedgekun: algandarsplaguepositive: No amount of alcohol will numb the pain of your daddy issues. Hyann tries that every night and it never works. what game is this from D: D: I think… I could be wrong though it’s Ganz Rothschild from
redheadsexkitten: bdsmpost: Welcome 22 year old Beverly Hills to Device Bondage. Like most first timers she suffers through the “take down.” The take down is how we learn to read a girl we have never worked with before. We learn her pain level,
delicioustraps2: Okay, the Astolfo gif never works when I try to post it, so here via /r/DeliciousTraps https://ift.tt/2sWlZfG
bipolardolls: i always try to remember this but it never works
covenesque:sorta-cute:youngblackandvegan:did-you-kno:“No matter how many times they call me ‘thunder thighs,’ I’ll never be ashamed of my body… Loving my body has really given me the greatest satisfaction of all.”Source the come up saw
obsessedwithgirls: minusnull: 69doglover69: hornycousin: sweetteen18: Please feel free to send me your nude pics Du Plz do ;) Pretty sure this never works Please!
cheating-on-mywife: Ever wonder how your girlfriend always has money but never works? She’s a cam whore.
slut–degradation: I am so fucking going to do this right now. i have been fantasizing about puking on a dildo and then lying in the puke while i cum for years. but i can never work up the nerve. but life is just too short to not lick up your own
kwilliamsanimation: toonsketchbook: Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot….. I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at
missxsubmissive: i try to make sexy faces….it really never works
natazilla: some drawings from an old pitch packet i never worked up the nerve to go through with about a bunny tourist who goes on vacation in hell and falls in love with a demon
minusnull: 69doglover69: hornycousin: sweetteen18: Please feel free to send me your nude pics Du Plz do ;) Pretty sure this never works
lexischoolgirl: negotiations never work…she is too cute for words though!
awaitingthegreatcollapse: I’ve never worked for an artist this way before, and I’m so fucking proud and excited. It’s still a work in progress, and we are already planning several more pieces together. Freaking awesome. I love this so much! Beautiful
