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lauralookingaround: groovygaysex: How many failed relationships have you had with women? Now that you know you are gay maybe you understand why those relationships never worked. Face reality. You don’t need a woman. You need a man. From a subbie
ofsparrows: It never works with the roses. They don’t like being told what to do.
givemeinternet: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
got fired from my fuck ass job for a no-call-no-show on a day they told me i would never work but i’m not mad in the slightest bit cuz i told y’all that shit was the most depressing thing ever so yeah. i’m kind of happy.
Some actresses are just insane. I’ve never worked with a nasty actress- they’re all absolutely delightful. But completely barking.
kwilliamsanimation: toonsketchbook: Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot….. I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at
truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
0hmm: Somewhere along the line, though, we have to stop mistrusting. We have to let go of the suspicion and doubt, which are supposed to protect us but never work, and only end up hurting us even more than what they are supposed to defend us from…
astroseasapphic: belligerentbagel: thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. “We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do
chuckyzoopa: afallenwolf: re-bee-key: queerly-tony: This is the best description I’ve heard for this method, I always thought it was bullshit because I never heard a description that actually explained how to do this other than “tap your head
Our bodies need carbs. Limiting carbs will never work long-term because our bodies crave and need them. Depriving yourself of a major food group is not a manageable weight-loss plan because it wreaks havoc on your metabolism. One study found that women
first attempts at flight are never pretty.
jobhaver: some nerd: communism will never work because human nature me:
The last few hours’ events have left me at a crossroads. Thankfully, at least it is a different crossroads than I am used to pondering, but I never made a solid decision on that metaphor either now did I? I probably won’t write too much as I am tired
ardatli: cabell: doctornerdington: onionhighonionandrenown: yahtzee63: flarechaser: flarechaser: zetsubonna: As a person with a liberal arts degree who basically has never worked in the field for which she studied, I submit to you that Patty Tolan
elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking
Someday, someone is going to walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else ♥
kingwilliamv:squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”I tried to scrollI tried to scroll toowe all triedIt never works. i’m a straight guy
eri112:Eri112’s money saving tips.So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January?I did.I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW CAN I HAVE CASH IN MY ROOM AND NOT
remixcub: boowiebrown: keviinmeow: Best gif use. Period. Would never work for me. :P
jehovahhthickness: ifididntlaughiwouldcry: teaforyourginaa: elegantpaws: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it
howtobetheperfectgf: “Choose a job you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life”
pikaclue:schmergo: I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
veknov-blog: “I wanted to create my own world, a world full of color, where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.”
welcome-to-the-crying-parade:because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED [HEADBUTTS
squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” I tried to scroll I tried to scroll too we all tried It never works.
samathekittycat: classicdaisycalico: ask-antonio-fernandez: songofafreeheart: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a
bruhgender: theglowpt2: when it’s busy at starbucks and the gay baristas get mean pride flag (inspired by this post) I’ve never worked at Starbucks nor do I drink coffee but I was still compelled to make this
thatdudejoey: We never found that ass
iainkillsrobots: madameinquisitor: Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.” IT EVEN HAS THE SOUND EFFECT WHEN THEY APPEAR I AM PISSING
ghiraheeheeheem: deepnest: musicalhell: never-work-retail: realfart: deerdem: selkiesounds: bogmoth: I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a
gintoki23: All the drawings for the parody Eternal Pose ending I did! I’ve had an idea for this project about 4-5 years ago but never worked on it until last year/this month. I wished to finish it before MLP:FiM’s series finale aired in the USA.
captain-lovelace:Horseshoe theory never works except in one specific circumstance and it’s this:
truestoriesaboutme:bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could
problemnyatic:mordcore:problemnyatic: my hungry ass could never work at astrophysics ?????????
gsirvitor:safetyno7guaranteed:gsirvitor:Yes 15 over isn’t that fast move over you butthurt slow pokes, don’t fuck up the entire road to get back at one guy.This is why two lanes highways near large cities never work as intended
subspaceskater:subspaceskater:my self lubricating ass could never work at the top of the washington monumenti dont think that’s true
kingwilliamv:squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”I tried to scrollI tried to scroll toowe all tried It never works. i’m a straight guy
ameliastardust: tbh i could never work on a famous tv show because i would literally give away the entire plot because i’m so bad at keeping secrets like that
powderandclay:memecucker:people need to shit on rural rich people more. rural rich people are all like “i’m hardy countryfolk because i don’t live in a city i’m so rugged my family owns a ranch that i never worked on but i visit i’m very off
funnytwittertweets:
stagecoachjessi: “One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.”
torple:He would angry drink. It never worked.
the-ice-castle: Okay, now that we know that Garnet is Jamie’s type, and that this will never work out (for obvious reasons, considering that Garnet is basically dating herself), I think it’s time to think of who could make a better match for him.Someone
bloodbending: me: hey can i listen to an audio post? tumblr: no and fuck you
death-by-lulz: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
naemal143: strapzngirlz90: tfarrar27: clarknokent: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard.
xyako: redfingerfish:somesleeze:spookyjupiter: don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs Spot the rich white kid who never worked a customer service job their url fits
kingwilliamv:squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”I tried to scroll I tried to scroll too we all tried It never works. i’m a straight
schmergo: schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning material for those working in loud workplaces
eeli-ah: Inkblot tests never work for me, I always see the same thing…
chihirokais: dialogue from the falls → don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone? even though you know in your heart that it’ll probably never work out, but you’d do anything for that person? from the deep end (s1e15)
kelseykelz: ilovetorace77: LOOOL.. HAD To Reblog … Imma Try It -__- Not HAHAH im actually gonna do this! FOREVER REBLOG! Although, this would never work.
welcome-to-the-crying-parade: because the dRUgS NevER WoRK [KICKS CHAIR] thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk [SMASHES TABLE] CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN [PUNCHES DOOR] THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED [HEADBUTTS
schmergo: schmergo: I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
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