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muscletits: He’s trying to build up his muscles to catch up with those enormous nipples, but it will never work. He will always be used as a tit-clamp toy for the nasty men.
erika-jordan: We think we’re helping the situation by planning out every detail of how we’re going to get where we want to go but actually we’re locking ourselves into “not there yet” mode. Things almost never work out the way we plan. We need
knightscrest: man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
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onlyblackgirl: 1-ofthecoolkidz: krxs10: damn CNN tried to get #AskACop trending but it backfired completely and twitter isn’t holding back These never work out. CNN had to know this was going to happen.
truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
ifididntlaughiwouldcry: teaforyourginaa: elegantpaws: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard.
chanandlebong: Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all
Shit never works fam
lucasta: lucasta: but i could never work in children’s television cos i post too many nudes i wanna make this one a hit, too, damn it
I NEVER KNEW THIS EXISTED. Reblog if after you saw this you tried it.
macaroniandchildren: If someone tells you that they’re in a long-distance relationship do not fucking tell them that “those never work out”
"Long distance never works"
fakkyu: tbh bless my body i never work out
givemeinternet: If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily
aussiephallus: that will never work
guiltynigger: They never work so far hard for us, but only for white men
isismodeltype: I never work out idk how I manage to stay fit ? Lol
Fairy Tales… they never work as we were told.
honey-mariexoxo:squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” I tried to scroll I tried to scroll too we all tried It never works.
gardeniaaa: Never working out here
teenagah: it never works
untillmyveinsareempty: skumbags: I just wanna say to anyone who’s going through this shit, cutting is not the answer. I’ve harmed myself in the past too hoping it would help me get through, but it never works, it always comes back 2x as hard. Trust
kingwilliamv: squeekylittlemeercat:isis-:1971endlessthoughts:themostamazingphil:godtie:do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”I tried to scrollI tried to scroll toowe all triedIt never works. i’m a straight guy
iainkillsrobots: madameinquisitor: Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.” IT EVEN HAS THE SOUND EFFECT WHEN THEY APPEAR I AM PISSING @sft425
I was going to make that video today but my mom is home because apparently she never works anymore so sorryyy plus she keeps yelling at me hopefully da boyfriend will come pick me up soon
I give up on humanity regarding sexual relations.
iainkillsrobots: madameinquisitor: Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.” IT EVEN HAS THE SOUND EFFECT WHEN THEY APPEAR I AM PISSING
crazhnebula: elevatementality-mjcbe: babiegyrle: eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I
bodysnatcherrrr: And I really do miss you in some fucked up sort of why. There is no way you could ever be good for me and I know we would never work and this isn’t what I want to be thinking, but it is for some reason. Old things come and go just
i NEVER work out
fohk: “You’ve never worked a day in your life. How can you be exhausted?” Bottle Rocket (1996)Wes Anderson
well i thought about turning off the lights because they’re pretty light sensitive and it actually worked, it came out of its hiding spot but ITS SO QUICK LMAO i tried to catch it in the bucket again but it ran right into my closet and now i know
geekiekittie: terrideekitty: I live where it rains a lot, so… yes please? Yeah … That would be everyday here (& snow) … We would never work again!!!
madameinquisitor: Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.”
qimmahrawr:Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. Even on the weekends. #nodaysoff ☺️🙈👌 @RSPNutrition , #TeamRSP #LiveInspired #motivationmonday #Qflex
twattwat-i-cunthearyou: bonusFor @aussie-sass. Hope it cheers you up bud. Clarke’s pick up lines never work bc Lexa is Lexa.
jobhaver: some nerd: communism will never work because human nature me:
stevraybro: I’ve never worked in fast food, what?
cocks1bitches0: Pushing him back never works…. the pro guys just fuck harder
uminos: sometimes Iruka takes his forehead protector and ties it like Kakashi does and tries to look serious but it never works
eri112: Eri112’s money saving tips. So, did you reblog this money saving challenge last January? I did. I remember thinking that it would never work. I remember thinking it would be too hard. I remember thinking HOW CAN I HAVE CASH IN MY ROOM AND
dirtybarbi: He told us if I don’t give my asshole to him. He never work with us. It was very important conract baby. But you don’t worry. I didn’t do anything.
getamongst-it: orange never worked on MKIIs to me, but I love me a set of Beetle steelies. Crickets car
professorsaber:idonthaveanyurlideas:I saw a poll about how many works you’ve published on Ao3 and so then I got curious. So let’s try this.How many WORDS have you published on Ao3???i’m talking total word count that you can see if you
schmergo:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
maghrabiyya: jasoniaistheway: humans-of-pdx: “I don’t really like people, but it’s difficult to get comfortable with loneliness. I mean, I’ve tried to have friends, but it never works out. And I’m tired of going out alone. I’m ok staying
just-shower-thoughts: Choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn’t hiring.
Help a sick girl out.. eat me out and finger my pussy.. uhm never mind
witchy–mama:Do YOU hate tumblrs latest update? Me too. We’ve tried log off protests in the past and they pretty much never work. Tumblr INSISTS they are doing this for apple, we all know they’re not. Apple allows apps like Twitter and Discord
theytookmynametoo: This never works!
louveniabosleybd0a:Fuy Pick-up Lines To Avoid#11 Body KarateDo you know karate? Cause your bodys kickin! This line is still fuy even though we learned it in high school. Too bad it never worked back then!READ MORE?
elasticitymudflap: if the “normal way” of fusing is the way we saw jasper and lapis fuse (that little twirl and dip thing) i bet ruby and sapphire dont fuse the ‘normal’ way at all like never could in the first place it was too out of character
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