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overfierce: during elementary school, we had a test on some random vocabulary, there was one which asked us to define “unemployment” and i wrote “you”. then my teacher threw a huge tantrum and got super emotional and rung my parents, the school
monsieurpaprika: vagisodium: vintagegal: House on Haunted Hill (1959) tag your extreme horror please WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST
hcwell: the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer
monicabing: vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell
eridangarang: in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
danslegsareonfire: circletines: today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then
equestrianrepublican:hcwell:the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer Love it 10/10.
fuckdollxo:Reblog if you want to be my teacher MY ONLYFANS
shartizard: andoutcamethewolf: what the fuck is life MY TEACHER SHOWED US THIS VIDEO IN CLASS AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING ALL MY FRIENDS THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID BUT I COULDNT HARDLY BREATHE OMFG
thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
sleepingwithsirens0n: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN”
mangerdanger: mangerdanger: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A
poised-pandemonium: So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together
danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you get detention in drama long
pemsylvania: this kid behind me in history was like “my neck hurts so bad” and I said “do you want me to snap it for you?” and my teacher yelled at me
fun-dip-for-dani: elluain: chimeracorp: Still to this day my favorite comic Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll
dovalbun:RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is
clodiuspulcher: all my teachers in high school: college will be INFINITELY harder than high school, they will show you NO mercymy professor for my senior-level immunology class:
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
insaneamaryllis: one-time-i-dreamt: I accidentally said fuck in front of my teacher and she was really mad so she came over to me and threw my desk out the window with me sitting in it except the ground outside just wasn’t a thing so I kept falling
sancly: One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
frostedpuffs:we’re watching big hero 6 in my class and we were at that part where hiro and baymax were in the portal and everyone is so quiet except for my teacher who mumbles “if that fuckin robot dies i’m burning this movie”
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art school in a character design class, and my teacher peered over my shoulder while i was drawing a space hero dude and literally hollered “where is his dick????” and he grabbed
eight8xeight8: eight8xeight8: My teacher is going to be disappointed when he asks about my summer projects and all I can present him with is a sheet filled with Shiro in various states of undress XD;;;;;;;; I have to work on other things now :’’’’’’’D
dovalbun: RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
leaughan: mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him ^can you find some chill
phabulousphan322:My chemistry teacher let me write this on the board
guavasita: abcworldnews: Grade school teacher sparks conversation with students through #IWishMyTeacherKnew notes. “92% of our students qualify for free and reduced lunch…I struggled to understand the reality of my students’ lives and
best-of-funny: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you get detention
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
hey-tre-hey: Oh so today, my friend Robert told me that his freshman sister was asking about “that boy that wears high heels” and he’s like that’s Tre Thompson and she was surprised because apparently my teachers from middle school talk about
180mph: OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And
animmalcrossing: last year a boy walked into my class 20 minutes late and really high and my teacher asked him why he was so late and he said “i don’t know i think there were more stairs than usual”
a cute study abroad story from my history teacher
