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bongfucker: plop-alot: bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces
I see lots of insanely great art on my dash and I sometimes think thst I ill try to draw it. I always forget though and I remember literally getting an “F” in art cause my teacher was a butt. I still hate my art and it is literally what a
tardis221b: I WAS JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY RUNNING MY PEN OVER MY JEANS WHILE TALKING TO MY TEACHER AND I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS OPEN HELP I FUCKED UP
notchicken: THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO
thatlittlequietguy: farorescourage: darthfar: elderjulietvictoireholmes: laconicllama: zarggg: env0: aisleylikeszebras: To me, this post might be just as important as the bible. One of my classes. My elderly teacher taught us this because he
kousseii: kousseii: my friends told my teacher about my crush on oikawa so he added his name to every slide so I would pay attention omg i woke up to this stupid post going around and idk if anyone cares for an update but a few days after i walked
nishinoikawa: kousseii: kousseii: my friends told my teacher about my crush on oikawa so he added his name to every slide so I would pay attention omg i woke up to this stupid post going around and idk if anyone cares for an update but a few days
kinkykcgirl: Im lucky! My dad hired my teacher to be my tutors, and mom taught me how to make sure I always got “A’s”
manhattan-n:This is for my teacher who says that my emotional being should not impact my behavior and performance in a classroom:reblog if your academic performance has fluctuated based on your emotional/mental well beingI’m incorporating this into
how do you say “i was forced to take french class against my will because the school is an asshole and suddenly got rid of german holy shit i fucking hate this class,” in french.
moveslikekorra: willowdove: moveslikekorra: i remember that in 2007 my friends started shipping me with a random boy and then my teachers started shipping us too and my friends said i was katara and he was aang and then one day they turned the lights
crunchbuttsteak: haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have
ocheano: fakinq-glory: today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every now and then
beetlebum1997: i lost my fucking shit in my personal finance class today but i didnt know how to explain it to my teacher so i just laughed like a fool He had to do it to ‘em lmao
a-family-man: i ended up with my mom as my teacher, and we came up with an agreement where i’ll do my homework if she lets me pick out her outfits. i tend to go with skirts. that slut has the most perfect ass, and it would be a crime not to let her
daniellewinchester: ensign-spoonparty: i accidentally sent my teacher my drafted copy of my essay with all the speech cues included and it looked like this r.i.p
burgrs: in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
melissasdirtydiary: My teacher is a real bastard. He refuses to give me a good grade even if my schoolwork warrants it. The only way I can convince him to give me the grade I deserve is by giving him my body. Luckily for me he has the best cock in this
soundthecanon: My friend asked me what FMA character he reminded me of. I said Falman. He didn’t know who Falman was. He said I reminded him of Kimblee. I don’t know if I’m flattered or insulted.
eros-muse: I used to be such a good girl. Top of my class, captain of my school’s soccer team and one of the most popular girls in school. I’d been such a good little girl, always paying attention and doing what my teachers told me to do and never
thecutestofthecute: chanel-pale:fakinq-glory: whorchacha: fakinq-glory: today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same
chanel-pale: fakinq-glory: whorchacha: fakinq-glory: today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she
redbloodedwinchester: so apparently my teachers can see what time I finish assignments for whatever reason which means if I took my government exam at 3AM they would know … I’m gonna take my government exam at 3AM.
loveontop93: When I was in kindergarten my teacher Mrs.Reed sent me home with a note pinned to my jacket saying that I cannot color inside the lines and that my parents needed to work on that with me at home. To this day I cannot color inside the lines
fakinq-glory:today was my last day in my creative writing class and my teacher gave everybody a piece of paper to write down a contract and to put it in our wallets. she said she did the same thing when she was younger and every now and then she’d brush
asicklittlegirl: justafamilyaffair:I love going to school where my Daddy is my teacher. I get more detentions for having a skirt that’s too short. Lucky for me, detention means getting fucked so I’ll learn better. Funny how my skirts get shorter
stephaniehawking: one time i made this the background on my school laptop and everytime i opened my laptop i would start laughing/crying and my teacher made me change it and i got detention for interrupting class
attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
austinado: the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone
hella-g4y: Today my biology teacher asked me what I found attractive in men and I said their girlfriends, that is by far the highlight in my school career so far
zaccharine: honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab
One time in chemistry my teacher asked if anyone was missing pages of their packet and I thought I did so I raised my hand and she asked my which one. After double checking the packet for a sec, I realized it was there still so I said whoops just kidding
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
kyleehenke: kyleehenke: I will never forget when i was in art school in a character design class, and my teacher peered over my shoulder while i was drawing a space hero dude and literally hollered “where is his dick????” and he grabbed my pencil
the-absolute-best-posts: thatfunnyblog: I WAS JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY RUNNING MY PEN OVER MY JEANS WHILE TALKING TO MY TEACHER AND I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS OPEN HELP I FUCKED UP This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
sirius-remuslupin: I wanted to use the quote “I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see that you are unarmed” for my yearbook quote. My teacher said they wouldn’t allow it because it was too sarcastic. My father laughed saying would any
chordmaslow: today everyone told me my shirt looked amish so my teacher was like kiley will you get my stapler and i was like here and handed to him and hes like no the one that works and i was like it does work and hes like ugh will you just stand by
littlehomewreckerxxx: I was never the smartest girl in my classes. I often stayed after class to ask my teachers for some extra help. Eventually they decided to let me take all of my exams orally. I never failed a class again. ;))
ivegotnothinglefttohide: scumdeluxe: poised-pandemonium: So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together why doesn’t this have like 40,000 notes already? something my
slapmytitties: slapmytitties: can i end my essay with “u feel me?” so i actually ended one of my in-class essays with “u feel me?” and my teacher just crossed it out and put “Um… no.” i guess she doesnt really feel me
