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fob-ulous:fob-ulous:the teachers at my brothers’ school found out about the shrek is love shrek is life meme and now if they catch u saying “shrek” on school property ur automatically suspendedmeme oppression
jeaninetesori: @linmanuel thanks for the help on my history quiz! my teacher loves me now
Ok… tagged by @fendergender I posted 8 selfies, but still! Here’s some pics from 2016!While this year was kind of a shit show, I ended up at a job I love, have wonderful partners, got to cosplay my teacher persona, and my aesthetic got REALLY
merrigel: Totally goofy, but I had to celebrate my favorite guy’s newfound popularity!! Mic is as proud as I am lmao (I feel for All Might tho- he’s always #1 in my heart (T◡T))
spellslots:the mcelroys know what the teens are into (my brother, my brother, and me- episode 4: teens & your least favorite soda)
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks
gillianandersunshine: zahraaxix: gillianandersunshine: omg when ladies talk about their wives and just say “my wife” I just get so excited and happy because it is all possible and real. it’s so amazing and beautiful DUDE my teacher canceled
squidwurd: so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
countless-chances: today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
hcwell: the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer
vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you
eridangarang:in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
animmalcrossing: last year a boy walked into my class 20 minutes late and really high and my teacher asked him why he was so late and he said “i don’t know i think there were more stairs than usual”
collegecampuswaffles: emkaymlp: thatsonofamitch: I’m in my psych class and my teacher just referred to the LGBT community as GLBT which fucked me up at first cause I have never heard it in that order and I just realized GLBT as an acronym is a lot
lovetofuckmymom: My mom is my teacher at school when she gets horny i always fuck her
aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified
if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT
pizza: cunningmonarch: i was daydreaming in class and my teacher thudded a book on my desk and said “whats more important than this class” i went “pizza” and some kid ive never seen said “he sees all” which go me thinking do we even
samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not expected to
inkcaviness: berwaldvainamoinen: someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so
pemsylvania: this kid behind me in history was like “my neck hurts so bad” and I said “do you want me to snap it for you?” and my teacher yelled at me
scrapbookbeta: samieballerina: d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-: claudiagray: How many years before I can vote for this child? How much longer?! We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is
embrace-your-inner-lunatic: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do
hotguysandpizza: in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination
I'm working on a comparison paper and I feel the need to inform you that it is about the Harry Potter porno, "Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls". I'm really hoping my teacher has a sense of humor about this because my brain is fried and it just
hispanicbooty10: Why wasn’t my teacher and nurse ever looked like him? My goodness, I would be sick all the time and fail on purpose just to see him. Those arms and that ASS. #bubblebutt #hotnurse #hotteacher #stud #hunk #bigarms #bigass #cake
gaytality: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept
kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
scumdeluxe: poised-pandemonium: So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together why doesn’t this have like 40,000 notes already?
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
diorbrando: like cis binary people will never understand why being nonbinary logistically sucks???? like it’s dangerous like example in my math class we were going over how to say the opposite of something (logic chapter) and my teacher went through
animeteenager: When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said
fxturewars: Detention masturbation JOI part 1 Part one of my teacher JOI series. You’ve been very naughty in my class so its time for punishment. Let me tease you and stop you from cumming. Everytime I cum, your grade goes up. I strip off for you
typical-ingrid: Almost sweated to death during a portfolio review because my teachers flipped through my current sketchbook, stopped specifically on a page of Sidon/Link doodles I did, pointed at one of them, and said “this is nicely drawn.”
totheinternetandbeyond: I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
weteevee: in 5th grade I told my teacher to fuck off bc she corrected me when i said “can i go to the bathroom” and my dad laughed when the school called to tell him
onlyhams:tryna channel my “teacher in a gay porno” look 🤓📚👨🏼🎓 (also my first ever at-home haircut)
frostedpuffs:we’re watching big hero 6 in my class and we were at that part where hiro and baymax were in the portal and everyone is so quiet except for my teacher who mumbles “if that fuckin robot dies i’m burning this movie”
pregnantincest: I love my daddy’s cum, but he always pulls out, fearing mom will get mad, but mom knows I fuck all my teachers at school and all the boys too, so she would never know who the daddy is, please daddy get me pregnant.
incestandpeppermints: “Thanks for picking me up from school,” she chirped as she shut the door, “my teacher said my outfit was ‘inappropriate’.” She slid her skirt a little higher and continued, “You don’t think there’s
tangodeltawilli: This is your last chance with me. You understand that? Correct?It doesn’t matter if it is not your fault.It could be the weather.It could be one of my teachers.It could be my parents.It could be something I ate.It just will not matter.If
danslegsareonfire: circletines: today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then
cossack-armiger: humansofnewyork: “I’ve wanted to go into construction since high school. I used to help my dad out all the time. Everything in our house we built ourselves. But my teachers tried to steer me down a different path. They’d encourage
joiningthe-dots: today in english we were watching a version of romeo and juliet where romeo looks a lot like zac efron and he was talking about being confused and i was like to my friend “thou needs to get thy head in the game” and my teacher just
memeufacturing: what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a
