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dovalbun:RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is
danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you get detention in drama long
Looking at my teachers in my high school yearbook
Day 10: Hand write your favorite quote. The quote is from my Calculus teacher…from his little personal experience and such. I was moved and felt that it applied to me. I also wanted to add “I may not have gone where I intended to go,
I have a really bad disease, it’s called Senioritis. Lately it’s been a major struggle for me to get off the internet and do my homework. I’ve honestly stopped caring about everything, while my teachers keep trying to get me to do stuff.
vulned: My teacher asked me to explain why Trump winning was bad and oh man did I hear way too many people telling me that it’s good that Trump won and oh my god I just. Trying to explain America to people who only know America from television is
embrace-your-inner-lunatic: danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do
im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: we were talking about Caesar today in global and i whispered to my friend “someone should just totally stab Caesar” and the next thing my teacher said was about Caesar getting stabbed and i laughed so hard
monsieurpaprika: vagisodium: vintagegal: House on Haunted Hill (1959) tag your extreme horror please WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST
weteevee: in 5th grade I told my teacher to fuck off bc she corrected me when i said “can i go to the bathroom” and my dad laughed when the school called to tell him
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
rooooosssiiiieee-gaaaamgggeeee: leggy-and-thrandy: beggars-opera: leggy-and-thrandy: so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers this post
eridangarang: in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
nikehime: (source) wow what the fuck armin’s a book store employee and jean’s a cram school teacher i can’t fucking believe this. in the year two thousand and fourteen jearmin is Real and Here
melissasdirtydiary: My teacher caught my boyfriend and I fooling around in an empty classroom. To both of our delights, she didn’t get us in trouble, but rather stripped her clothes off and joined in.
You know you can blame your team for losing a LoL game when:
erikuyo replied to your post: [[MOR]ok well I’m better after that thing… just block them if they’re going to be an ass to you :s it’s ok, no one is being an ass to me just my teacher. Not my fault he came crawling back and then
celebrityfakes565: I said if my last post gets 30 notes I’ll post a pic of my teachers ass. Here u go
hcwell: the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer
stopg8now: Use to bate math class till Mr long became my teacher…now I measure everything with my whole body…I love inches…especially when they become feet and yards and I can understand growth ratios and trigger and anything related to size shape
larylinson: Okay, so for my art class my teacher wants us to do a political topic we feel strongly about; I chose gay marriage. I’m using this slogan for y project and she wants me to get other people’s opinions on what words stand out to them the
sancly: One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
peevesthepoltergeist: peevesthepoltergeist: so in physics we’re doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we fucking hate this shit and as soon as she draws it up on the
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
stephrc79: silvertrench: theburntsouffle: madygcomics: pocopiumosso: My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tds0qoxWVss This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.
circletines: today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who
kanyewesticle: MY ART TEACHER TOLD OUR CLASS THAT HIS SON ASKED HIM FOR YU-GI-OH CARDS AND HE WAS LIKE SURE AND GOT A PICTURE OF THEM UP ONLINE AND DREW THEM AND PAINTED THEM AND CUT THEM OUT FOR HIM WTF I LAUGH AND GET ANGRY EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT
profoundbonding: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
totheinternetandbeyond: I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
elluain: chimeracorp: Still to this day my favorite comic Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.
vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you
mikeysvevo: can u believe last year i actually manipulated one of my teachers into thinking i handed up my project and she was like “oh yea alanah i remember reading yours it was really good i think i gave you 90% for it?” and i literally said “im
danslegsareonfire:circletines: today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked
animmalcrossing: last year a boy walked into my class 20 minutes late and really high and my teacher asked him why he was so late and he said “i don’t know i think there were more stairs than usual”
free-ottawe: cute-pluto: my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know How could you do it to em like that
thedominantexecutive: Mature slave to be used. When I found out my teacher was a whore I made her my new slave bitch
xxxcomedy: voyeurfollower: When I was a child this is was heaviest fetish, tittifucking o “cubana" I was really obsessed with do this with my teachers, my aunt, actress (carmen alcaide or whatever) and there is a quite little good videos about
chirpylittlebirdy: My teachers were the best, if my grade ever lowered they’d always be ready to give extra credit. Never mind I got straight As and just wanted to be fucked ❤
banavalope: hcwell: the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer AAAAAAAAAA
fuckyeahtattoos: This was my first tattoo, it was done by Freddy of Ink Shop. Zero is more to me than just a cool movie character, Zero is the nickname that one of my teachers gave me and I just thought it was really clever. When I started thinking about
siighed: some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini
vernondaviscrying: I love my history class because this one kid just talks about the illuminati and how Obama is a reptilian every day and my teacher is like true