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angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
monicabing: vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell
eridangarang: in third grade i wrote an essay and used the word astonish and my teacher was shocked and i said “i learned it from pokemon!” and my picture was published in the school newspaper with the caption “SHE LEARNED IT FROM POKEMON”
dovalbun:RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is
your-god-is-a-twat: becca-morley: pangurb-c: itnever—3nds: If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong. REMEMBERING THIS FUCKING GIF SAVED MY ASS ON A BIO TEST THANK YOU TUMBLR MY TEACHER SHOWED THIS VIDEO IN CLASS AND IT WAS
hcwell: the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer
So yesterday, there was this whore at my school that wore a Santa hat that said "Ho ho ho!" on it. My teacher whispered to the class, "She finally found her nametag."
WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK..
mistahtofuhn: ob3y5teeze: I love my buddha. I love my teacher.
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept
lolsofunny: so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
skeetbucket: monsieurpaprika: vagisodium: vintagegal: House on Haunted Hill (1959) tag your extreme horror please WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST idk i kinda hate
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from
mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT
metapod: a boy hung himself at my school and the next day my teacher asked if we wanted to play games to take our minds off of it and i suggested playing hangman without realizing and 2 people cried omg
blade-of-ice: lovemesomesouleater: So my teacher asked how many of the people in the class were left handed and half of my table group raised their hands and I said “I feel a little LEFT out.“ HAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg!
fun-dip-for-dani: elluain: chimeracorp: Still to this day my favorite comic Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll
equestrianrepublican:hcwell:the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer Love it 10/10.
troyeslay-van: Today in literature class we were asked to write about a teenage female that changed the world, and I chose to write about Leelah Alcorn. My teacher disqualified my work saying that Leelah was born a boy and does not count as a female
elluain: chimeracorp: Still to this day my favorite comic Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.
kawaii-yandere: warriorlovver: carimehometonight: kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident. Why am I laughing so hard? Did she
communistbakery: I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing
andrearosu: new female domination/female submission vid up: clips4sale.com/75279 I’m kept after school to practice my penmanship. And no matter how hard I try, I never seem to get it right. My teacher believes in tough love. Includes spanking,
teensy-girl:sailor-suit-diary:セーラー服I wonder if my teacher ever notices my shaved lips
ghoul-caps: the man who named me, the man who killed me, the man who gave me hope, Arima, you were my teacher and my father.
monsieurpaprika: vagisodium: vintagegal: House on Haunted Hill (1959) tag your extreme horror please WE WATCHED THIS IN HISTORY CLASS DURING MY SENIOR YEAR AND I THINK OUT OF ALL OF US MY TEACHER LAUGHED THE LOUDEST
amoying: zubat: You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman. if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
clodiuspulcher: all my teachers in high school: college will be INFINITELY harder than high school, they will show you NO mercymy professor for my senior-level immunology class:
I’m pretty sure I just saw one of my middle school teachers on Jack’d… And he classified himself as a bottom. Okay then.
danaorherdouble: casandkittens: gandalfthesassy: casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it how do you get detention in drama long
boomitsnialler: if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
youngsaam: treesandthesea: curlyboff: moriarty-is-a-dalek: perf-abeth: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead my teacher flipped here is video evidence Guys this is it! I told you we’d do it I’m the one closest to the camera :DD
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
countless-chances: today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles
necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
leeeeverett: today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
pizza: cunningmonarch: i was daydreaming in class and my teacher thudded a book on my desk and said “whats more important than this class” i went “pizza” and some kid ive never seen said “he sees all” which go me thinking do we even
ohsokoala: aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my
totheinternetandbeyond: I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
hotguysandpizza: in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination
siighed: some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini
dangergays: pocket-niall: Every single time STORY TIME. Okay, so in like, 8th grade, I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom. I took my bag and she didn’t question it bc she inferred what was up.Apparently, after I left, some boy asked why I took
legalmexican: squidyword: dovalbun:RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles
yourheteronormativityisshowing: Now I remember why she was my favourite character. Miss Growky was the shit! I wish I had her as my teacher.
youjustgotthebiz:yourheteronormativityisshowing: Now I remember why she was my favourite character. Miss Growky was the shit! I wish I had her as my teacher.
pun-cat: myblackeyeddemon: didanthology: multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its
animmalcrossing: last year a boy walked into my class 20 minutes late and really high and my teacher asked him why he was so late and he said “i don’t know i think there were more stairs than usual”
