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tooies:the immune system is such bs tbh. you are diseased so now we have to fill your lungs with gunk. oh no! oh no! oh no! theres gunk in your lungs! cough it up right now! still filling them up with more gunk btw
emotionalmorphine:For many people with disabilities, ”luxury” services are just necessary services. As with products.A spa bath is a luxury item for many. For some people with certain disabilities, it’s a therapy device.Going to a salon to have
dzamie:dovewithscales:dzamie: sexynbabyarethesmartones:dzamie: dzamie:I am respectfully asking goyim to stop saying “well what about this innocent explanation?” when they ask me to explain an antisemitic dogwhistle.Yes, that person COULD have been
mayflower-gal:hater-of-terfs: queeranarchism: afraidofamericans: 37womenwieldingknives: void-slvt: void-slvt: fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.
countryhousemp3:hamlet daily but instead of emails it’s a series of increasingly alarming tweets from hamlet’s private twitter account
::By the way legislators aren’t making laws specifically targeting the LGBTQ community because of pansexuals or trans people without dysphoria or aces and aros. They’re doing it because they hate queer people, and want to make us existing openly illegal.
intersex-support:Today, July 19 2022, intersex genital mutilation is banned in Greece!! This is the fifth country in the world to ban intersex surgery at birth, and is a huge win for intersex people in Greece. So much appreciation and admiration to the
spiderweb-bf:i would like to thank the universe for making trans men so hot
404-moved:404-moved:THEFT How DARE you leave this in the notes
anguishmacgyver:ah yes. the classic “I can’t sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That”. so I’ll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart
howelljenkins:chuck-e-cheese-official:howelljenkins:howelljenkins:when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and
screeching-painter-witch:The future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary. It’s time to do it now and do it loud. Welcome, to Night Vale.
bloodenjoyer:Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle
tehwitch:Gayer fatter softer stronger
kiralamouse:desinteresse:Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might
godtiers: no offence but i cant believe there are terfs out there who think alison bechdel is one of them…alison bechdel..who wrote and drew this comic……..
sleepcities-deactivated20230306:sorry this shit makes me fucking crazy because you are a man who loves stories about pirates so much you decide to become one and here is the most legendary pirate of them all and he is the myth your stories are about but
absolxguardian:transcyer:rockfact:is he okayDamn he must’ve contributed so much to Morbius’ grossThat’s the funniest part. For his Morbius vid, he actually bought tickets to Everywhere All At Once and snuck into Morbius each time as
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havingrevelations:’summertime is boring, no one wants it on the setlist’ ’summertime is too pop, its a weak song’ haha yeah. anyways. WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT WILL YOU TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU CARRY ALL. THIS. BROKEN. BONE. THROUGH SIX YEARS DOWN
our-queer-experience:i love trans men who wear crust pants i love trans men who talk loudly i love trans men who smell i love short trans men i love trans men who work out i love trans men who dye their hair i love gay trans men i love masculine trans
funnytwittertweets:
a-polite-melody:I really am just so fucking sensitive about how adults treat children like mindless, autonomous bad-actors who only emote to make the adults’ lives harder.
headfirrstforhalos: x
dragonomatopoeia:as much as i love public transportation my fellow usamericans have got to stop lying on the internet about how enjoyable it is because it is doing us no favors. we need investment in public transportation as it currently sucks so so much
matoitech:likes charge reblogs cast
ncoley:Everyone shut up and look at Lala.
bisexual-cyborg:nyarlathotwink:is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom via @coniello
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mortalityplays:vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised
headless-horsepossum:headless-horsepossum:My uncle is autistic so he has sensory sensitivities, and he’s largely nonverbal so he can’t tell you what those sensitivities Are, so what he does is, if you give him a shirt that is a bad texture,
audre-w:langernameohnebedeutung:audre-w:langernameohnebedeutung:aldamiriel-necrococo:Like to charge RB to castWhaaou. Another one. Well thank you !
charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people
chloeinletters:For tomorrows newsletter
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kaidansalenkos: Goat Simulator (2014) dev. Coffee Stain Studios Untitled Goose Game (2019) dev. House House Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio
tits-n-trix:windmill-ghost:windmill-ghost:I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take” this page, in isolation, is possibly
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