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birdsareblooming: dacavendishtime: birdsareblooming: zarabithia:utah-mountain-drifter:jooshthepunished: mr-system-of-a-downer: trojanhorse8-2: supreme-leader-stoat: trojanhorse8-2: bohemiandragoness: whencartoonsruletheworld:did i tell u guys
shutup-rachel:“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”You FOOLSHis official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique
girljeremystrong:why is this so funny
roach-works:literallyaflame:i literally cannot wrap my head around the notion that there’s been a “decline” in “real art.” that music is shitty now, that books aren’t what they used to be, etc etc etc. art is more broadly accessible than ever.
klinger4yossarian: coonazz74:mojoflower:entropybegets:absolutely brilliant #holy shit #I’m SO. FUCKING. GLAD I unmuted #this is sheer poetry #this is High Literature #it’s beautiful #LISTEN!!!!! There is just something about the way this is
doubleca5t:flythesail:I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers’ room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don’t even have to pay me, I’d do it for free. Really I don’t even need a chair.
genderkoolaid:genderkoolaid:the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn’t a club.
lowpolyanimals:Cute Cow from Katamari Damacy
3000s:the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us
void-milf:littlemisspipebomb:unbossed:thanks @thetuberculosisgay cause I didn’t know this eitherIt’s worse than that actually. These type of motherfuckers tend to refer to themselves as protest “marshals” and will actively snitch
wormcoded:grinchcas:grinchcas:is he … you know … open to interpretation?nobody on this webbed site can read
apolloendymion:apolloendymion:apolloendymion:tbh it doesn’t rly hurt teenagers to incorrectly id as ace like… what’s the worst than could happen? they don’t have sex till they’re older?? lol“ohh but it’ll take
fagcrisis:fagcrisis:i really really hate liberals who do volunteering for orgs that help the homeless and then write thinkpieces about how a lot of homeless people are very educated and hardworking and its not at all their fault that theyre unhoused like.
jeza-red:lokh:‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this“if I asked your friends, what would they tell me about you?” they tell you whatever you need to hear to employ me, they are my friends
falsedetective:this is so funny this literally sounds like a right-wing paper from 1860s france
genderkoolaid: spacehunter-m:ellemant: great-soil: ex0skeletal-undead: “I was a police officer for nearly ten years and I was a bastard. We all were. “This essay has been kicking around in my head for years now and I’ve never felt confident
ofide:ofide:I HATE BABY GAYS I HATE BABY GAYSthis is the character btw. we’ve gotten to the point that a gay man can’t write a femme gay comic book character without a bunch of teenagers crying and spitting about stereotypical rep
strawberrymilkcult:i don’t want a job i just want to order stuff online
funnytwittertweets:
nail-bat-butch:math-memes:ALTthis conveys sample bias better than any statistics course
elanorniennandil-me:soc1etysyndrome:dyrdymalki:Sir you are so right God what i would give for any man to show me his soft belly#fun fact: when they do that it’s a sign of trust not an invitation to play! don’t touch it or he might bite you
queeranarchism:bixbiboom:pekuliar:saloomy-memes:“Omg I made this prom dress for only บ!” - already owns 赨 sewing machine, 贄 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery “You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less
owlet:normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:I keep seeing people talk about the “oncoming cult boom” like we haven’t been here for like three years. Here’s a fun game:Go onto incognito mode and start a fresh account ok the social
thatsbelievable:The thing about forgetfulness is…it’s…you always…uh…
secretsliesfantasies:raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon: Exact science.
chaotic-queer-disaster: zizibutik:turing-tested: if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify @e-the-village-cryptid
adz:nothing but respect for my troops (the furries i saw at pride today in 95 degree heat)
antiqueanimals:The Young Children’s Encyclopedia, volume 13. Published in the 1970s.
that-house:feelin’ this one today lads
transjackfairy:linocut, 1/7/22
pilk propagandist
luulapants:When folks say “Protect Lil Nas X” I want you to understand that this is coming from a deep place in queer culture. One of the prime directives of the queer community is to protect young and recently out queer folks. It comes from a place
nendocris:nendocris:Evolution gave us so much, but not horns 😔So true 😔
mxbutchtwink:I’m attracted to fat men and hairy men because I have good taste and they’re gorgeous. No ulterior motives. Stop being weird about it.
normal-horoscopes:normal-horoscopes:The most useful thing you can do for the cause of human rights is to have protracted hyperagressivel internet arguments over the exact language used to describe things you both already agree on. You know how you talk
:here’s to my autistics who spend a majority of their time inside. who don’t go out everyday. to my peeps who struggle with social interaction. to my shut ins. to my autistics who are called “creepy” for knowing a lot about one
chaosthedemon:unbotheredmuse:
bisopod: might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re
hungry-skeleton:furbearingbrick:wattrabbit:witchrenna:whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about thisfinally…men are becoming sluts againnature is healing
ryonahole-deactivated20220725:Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat
edandstede:the symbolism of stede having a secret closet full of fine things in a rainbow of colours that you can only get to via a secret door but he lets ed in right away after only just meeting him and finding out he fancies a fine fabric too (read:
boop-le-snoot:
tricky-pockets: pipistrellus:pipistrellus: I love that phenomenon where ur talking to another neurodivergent person for the first time and u haven’t quite grocked their flavor of brain yet and they haven’t grocked yours and you’re both using your
queeranarchism:punk-jaskier:theconcealedweapon:If sexual activity between same-gender people became illegal, the police would be the ones enforcing those laws.That’s why police are not welcome at Pride. Pride is for unconditional supporters, not
carolxdanvers:tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:“maybe he’s not mansplaining maybe he’s just neurodivergent and sharing his special interest” is such a weird argument because when people call something mansplaining they don’t
catgirlaleistercrowley:“Freaks DNI” is the absolute funniest thing you could possibly put on your blog. This is tumblr.com who the fuck are you even going to interact with. Why are you here
centrumlumina:awwcutefuzzyanimals:Thinking about something
mono-red-menace:shirt that says “men want me, fish fear me” and has the bear pride flag on it
r-tsn-ke: werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill
numbani:this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen
bi-trans-alliance:Trans Pride in London, July 2022
batmanisagatewaydrug:the worst part of my job (standing around at college orientations being Visibly Queer) is when parents nervously alter their entire walking trajectory to stay out of range as if I’m going to bite them and pass on my infectious
qweerhet:if you want to actually truly support autistic rights, you need to accept the fact that many autistics will forever and unchangeably be wildly socially incompetent, and this does not make them bad or dangerous.
taohun:seeing the photos from Webb up against photos from Hubble just makes me… I don’t even know like, wow! Look at that!
meatpuppit:actually nothing but respect for the local sex toy store in my city just telling people they can shoplift morning after pills if they need to.
girlromancer:KastOut — Get Out of Hey Ya (by Munya Chawawa)
aelric: obsessed with this image
no-this-is-ryan:I think it’s so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to
