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dislikes: to all cat owners following me….tell your cats that i love them. gently poke their paw pads and let them know i care
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soloveitchik:For some reason the article isn’t linking normally but this is amazing! I do not like that the author does not mention Hirschfeld being Jewish early enough in the article, but it’s awesome this has been restored!
patchhap:Statement of y/n regarding being sold to the music group one direction, original statement given on wattpad, audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institution, London. Statement begins: I woke up and pulled my messy brown
marisatomay:huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs
luobingmeis:luobingmeis:a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays
weirdlylyricalnotes:tiktoksthataregood-ish:[Transcription:I dunno what young, transmasc needs to hear this, but like, you’re allowed to transition to look like a feminine man. You can just do that. If you wanna be a man in a dress, you can be a
🌻soulqueer!🌻
ashenprincx:not inclusive as in “yeah your identity counts as queer” but radically inclusive as in “if you say you are queer, then you’re queer. full stop.” being queer isn’t some privileged position you have to earn
natequarter:hey uh shoutout to aro people who want romance! shoutout to aro people who don’t necessarily want romance but like it in fiction/in theory! shoutout to hopeless romantic aromantics and most of all shoutout to aro people who know that
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cleosowande:LIL NAS XStyle History | GQ Men of the Year
poisonhoarder:hey folks; i know we’re all going thru it right now, so I made a carrd masterpost of some stuff to comfort us all. there’s some games, some mental health stuff, and all the crisis lines i could find. i hope it helps; please spread this
patina-millers-biceps:bryce-bear: theenglishmanwithallthebananas: theenglishmanwithallthebananas: theenglishmanwithallthebananas: theenglishmanwithallthebananas: This was the funniest hour of my life At the end of the panel we gave them a round
uchidachi: uchidachi: leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group
ousia-poetica: The fantasy of the human being is infinite, enjoy the piece that you get. By Key Monster
The Universe of Shitposting
darcyolsson:darcyolsson:darcyolsson:happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Monthhappy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month
adhdtho:your 20s are about fucking up your hair and getting long overdue medical diagnoses actually
“You want trans healthcare? Go fuck yourself”
firstfullmoon:“I tried to copy other children but lacked their tough skin. I was a glove turned inside-out, softness showing.” — Jeanette Winterson, from Gut Symmetries
thebookquotes:I don’t know how to answer. I know what I think, but words in the head are like voices underwater. They are distorted. — Jeanette Winterson, Oranges
euripideez-nuts:lighthousekeeping
deformititties:“The body shuts down when it has too much to bear; goes its own way quietly inside, waiting for a better time, leaving you numb and half alive.” — The Passion, Jeanette Winterson
weusedtobegiants:Home was problematic for me. It did not represent order and it did not stand for safety.Jeanette Winterson, from Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal
luthienne:“I have always tried to make a home for myself, but I have not felt at home in myself. I have worked hard at being the hero of my own life, but every time I checked the register of displaced persons, I was still on it. I didn’t know how
rogram:jutrzenko:jutrzenko:if you call yourself “central european” or tell me something about “central europe” in a cultural context i will laugh to your faceif you call ME “central european”… well let’s just say you don’t want to
ritikajyala:There’ll be a moment when you realise you’re 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn’t be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and
moreglitter:normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car
bioethicists:the decision to add a disorder to the dsm called “prolonged grief disorder” in which grieving for too long/with too much intensity/more than “expected” is deemed pathological… three years into a devastatingly
robottko:“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world
drinkyourjuiceshelby:Stop the ban on blood donation of gay men
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tanadrin:tanadrin:I can’t imagine the balls it takes to be a Russian anti-war protester right now. Good for them. #i hope they’re being safe and careful Right now, holding up a sign in St. Petersburg condemning this war is the textbook definition
posi-pan:bi, omni, pan, ply, and otherwise mspec people choose labels on an individual level, based on various criteria.no one else has the right to determine, judge, or question it.labels are not assigned to us, they are chosen by us, when and if we
bonappetittk: claire being the biggest mood
figdays: Custom Bat plushie Pride Bat plush // SkyeBlueyt
bogleech:aireina:aireina:aireina:HELLO, THISon a similar notethe saga continues!These statements are worse than I ever could have expected and I thought my expectations were already at zero
bonyassfish:Not to be that person but I feel like sometimes Shrek being so memeable prevents people from seeing how truly revolutionary and radical the first two films really were. A children’s fairy tale that argues that no, ugliness does not mean
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renthony:I’m genuinely concerned that I’ll have no real way to tell when it’s safe for me to start doing things again, because the CDC basically told everyone to get fucked and die, I’m surrounded by people taking the, “eh,
filmnoirsbian:For the record I would rather be a bookstore cat than a bookstore owner because I know nothing about running a business and it sounds boring and stressful but on the other hand I’m very good at lounging in warm places and looking cute
headspace-hotel:The best Wikipedia lists List of inventors killed by their own inventionsList of scandals with the -gate suffixList of noodlesList of hoaxesList of piratesResponse to sneezing - that is, what you say after someone sneezes List of places
angelslant:spring is just like *wildly oscillates between feeling a gut-wrenching melancholy and happily basking in the sun like a cat*
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hostbusters:i got formally diagnosed this week after years of waiting/knowing and my friend mailed a professionally custom made cake to my house
gravityjunior:le-bjorn:deadryn:ptactwo:“gnc straight man being called a faggot doesn’t experience homophobia” what the fuck are you talking about. there’s absolutely no logic in anything like that. we have kids who literally killed
spongedyke-deactivated20221017:spongedyke-deactivated20221017:actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. byeTHERES CREATURES
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postilionstruckbylightning:rattyjol:rattyjol:local cat has never been pet or held or loved or cherished in entire life, says local catlocal cat forced to sleep on shins due to cruel and inhumane laptop placement policy, more at 11Not enough people are
jourjean:Mass cultural boycotts of Russian culture such as banning books by Dostoevsky, the Bolshoi, pulling Russian films from film festivals, operas, plays etc is extremely wrong because a disgraceful autocrat is carrying out atrocities that is not
teaboot:Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day’s labour can’t purchase three square meals, 24 hour’s worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month’s clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for
judaskissed:this is an incredibly helpful resource for transgender folks looking to get hrt!
originaltransusername:bisexualboyfriendwife:When androgynous people say we want more clothes for us, stop assuming we just mean… ungendered clothes.We also don’t always mean gender neutral clothes from different cultures that already have
oceanmoss:x Just yesterday, Palestinian civilians in Jerusalem were celebrating Israa and Miraaj when they were attacked by the Israeli forces. 31 Palestinians were injured and 20 were arrested, most of which are under the age of 15. A special-needs 11
stellule-main-deactivated202207:renegadeoboe:mellointheory:ilajue:mellointheory:ilajue:some of you need to go outside and I dont mean that in a mean or condescending way I mean it in a “you would benefit from talking to real people face to face,
insurrectionary-frybreadism:afloweroutofstone: It’s already been said so many times in so many ways, but the case against war and imperialism does not have to be made in the terms of “everyone who opposes the United States is presumptively in the
mapsontheweb: Map of Europe but with search results of “Why (name of country) …” from Baidu (search engine used in China). More autocomplete maps >>
eastern-anarchist:Meanwhile, in Russia, a bitter struggle is going on between the anti-war movement and the state. If you haven’t figured it out yet, read this audio transcript. It was made on March 6 at the Brateevo police station and documented
omghotmemes: Keep on trolling in the free world
