mlem
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mlem clips
jadedgf:doorfus: why is it a pair of scissors when it is only one object?? the pair is you and the scissors. against the world
angrymurderchild:anarcho-skamunist:*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
national-shitpost-registry:fortooate: qualitytimeswithqualitylads: Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the
bisexualbaker: national-shitpost-registry:fortooate: qualitytimeswithqualitylads: Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’
1dietcokeinacan:mercurydaze: the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing
hyumjim:Because some people are evidently still obsessed with “critically consuming media” I would like to clarify that refusing to watch a movie or read a book or whatever and getting all your information about it secondhand is not equivalent to
greelin:being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
kupraissad:made this the day ofmd’s last two episodes came out
susiephone: the wish fulfillment of the big hero 6 universe isn’t all the superhero stuff, it’s the dream of having any illness or injury, no matter how big or small, attended to by a healthcare professional who is completely focused on you and your
straightgirlscreams:having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations
insomniac-arrest: one of my favorite anecdotes from the Stonewall riots is when the commotion first started rumbling and distracting the cops, one set of arrested people escaped the police wagon handcuffed together. The pair then walked around Greenwich
void-flesh:No one knows what genre My Chemical Romance is amd no one knows Gerard’s gender either. Good.
the-oncoming-tropical-storm:Jonathan in today’s entry like “I’m gonna scale the CASTLE and rob this DUMB AS BITCH of all his GOLD or DIE FALLING DOWN A PRECIPICE like a MAN”
“A society which cannot tolerate genderbending or cross- dressing ultimately will not tolerate homosexuality, bisexuality, or any other deviance from sexual or gender norms, no matter how closeted or assimilated.”
dyscomancer:genuinely hope to see the fall of christianity as a global power some day in my lifetimebelief on an individual level, whatever that’s fine, but do not act as if christianity’s influence and doctrine is not a heavy hand behind
mossycoat:a vampire making coughing and retching noises like a cat hacking up a fur ball except instead of hair they have a wad of micro plastics from other people’s blood stuck in their throat.
mossycoat:hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.
peternureyev: [guy who forgot to take his scared-prevention pills] why am i so scared right now
spit97: snuggling w my vampire lover……we getting Closeferatu
nendocris:Love how these American Christians believe that they are being oppressed while actively oppressing every other minority in their country
genderkoolaid:the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn’t a club. a cishet guy
warchiefwindrunner:“i’m looking respectfully” well i’m looking carnally. i’m looking like a whore
ssundiall:im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar
nextstopparis:the homies when i come out of the attic
totalspiffage:Aw shit I forgot you can do that!!!! Shit!miseryghoul:Thought this post was gonna be about closing your eyes but it checks out any way totalspiffage:I’m glad I can remove my sight sometimes. Must suck having to see things all the time.
punkrock-bottom:That’s not what the tags are for. The tags are where I put my insane thoughts for my mutuals to watch like I’m an animal in a zoo
tsscat:tsscat:quick someone colonize britain while they’re weakireland youre right next door
dingdongyouarewrong:dingdongyouarewrong:i know Kanzlerin means chancellor but I keep parsing it in my head as ’Ms. Merkel is cancelled’
ltycupid: I can’t believe this is a real video
campyvillain:corporationkills:corporationkills:corporationkills:anyone have more kittens that look like old men
the-haiku-bot:astralbloods:belalugosishreds:This can apply to any social media site in general.You’ve got people out here on the internet thinking they know more than someone with 20+ years experience in trauma therapy.This can apply toany social
reblogs and rambling
goosegoblin:who’s the most traitorous bastard in your body? mine is probably my deltoid muscle
disdainful: disdainful: There is a post deep down on my blog somewhere that is just a full grown tiger in a giant cardboard box with FREE KITTEN written on the front of it that is my favourite post on this entire website I think about that baby and I
kristina100000:to the cunt reading this.. you need to actually finish the games you bought before buying new ones. sincerely
theoriginalmajestic:vintar:i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing outta my way, straight boy
bearotonin-international: todaysbird:llstarstrxckll:furrama:todaysbird:theirtheretheyre:todaysbird:notpukichosadly:todaysbird:todaysbird:i made you a fruit salad but it’s only one fruit have a second fruit This Salad Is Really Coming Alongive got
pictures-of-dogs:pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry
chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:I wonder if I could eat fresh blueberries nonstop until I exploded god if I could only spend my life eating salmon and blueberries and sleeping and ripping chunks off peoples’ houses I’d be so
counterpunches:probablyasocialecologist:ALTView on Twitter#yes!!! die die die!!!!!
gerard tweets
atrocious-causation:utopians:sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what
oscarorozcoorejel:utopians:sorry but who actually wants gay rep in marvel movies. like who wants to see that. who tf wants to see two bland and utterly sexless characters in cgi clothing who communicate entirely through snappy one liners fall in what
itsthe-tism:chaotic-queer-disaster:i think the existence of those amazon binders specifically for cosplayers & butches is Bad, actually. they’re usually unsafe and low-quality, from literally everything i’ve heard. if you’re a cis
shutup-rachel:For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other- within the
vsemily:dont play defense
teaboot:manywinged:very cool of mcr to hand out free top surgery at their concerts by getting up on stage and blowing everyone’s tits clean offAll my sisters wanting tits stood up in the back row and caught em in a net like a pop fly at a ball game
themaarika: could i offer you some round bears in these trying times?
lgbttiktoks:👀👀
disableddyke:sick of environmental and climate-friendly movements/fads throwing disabled and chronically ill people under the bus and even outright blaming us for the state of our world. “using albuterol inhalants is poisoning the atmosphere” “people
makingqueerhistory:The people most affected by the “discourses” that cycle through the online queer community are those who only have access to queer connection online, which are often the most marginalized among us, ex. people in rural communities
notabled-noodle:chaotic-queer-disaster:lockandkeyhyena:does anyone else get like. violently angry bursts of pure hatred towards your friends/family at seemingly incongruous moments?? like they can last anywhere from a few seconds to like ten minutes but
vampchem:makingdonalddrumpfagain:i hope the deal goes through but hes so mad about it he kills twitter i hope they destroy each other i hope you die i hope we both die hand in unlovable hand
abutterflyobsession: me: I will do things when I am less tired me: *never becomes less tired* me: oh no
pochowek:Kids will chase each other and make the kinda sounds you’d make if you were being gutted and skinned alive for fun
queeranarchism::I’m sick of having to argue that “trans women lose their “““biological advantage””” when they start E” as a way to try and overturn the bans in trans women in sport, as if testosterone magically makes you a world-class
pansexual-pied-piper:emptyheadgamer: pansexual-pied-piper:What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all. “Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does. “Queer studies”,
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge “good food” from “bad food” least of
skullforbrains:
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