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aspiringwarriorlibrarian: There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of
rubyanjel:Taika calling Rhys dashing and Rhys’s reaction got me dead
themychemicalromancearchive:paper setlist! via lorieway on IG
prettybard:“‘it’s a comedy about pirates’. it’s actually, a love story between two guys, who happen to be on a boat” I’M LOSING MY SHIT,, THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AKDJKSC
headspace-hotel:yardsards:obliqe:placethemoonatmyeyes:stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your
barefeetinsoil:mutualintelligibility-archive:“It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling.
withswords:madnessofmen:barefeetinsoil:mutualintelligibility-archive:“It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more
abilitiesconsideredunnatural:barefeetinsoil:mutualintelligibility-archive:“It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow
roseroro:barefeetinsoil:mutualintelligibility-archive:“It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive
eulers-babe:doubleca5t:homunculus-argument:Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like “hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I’m talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space
themadcapmathematician:Gender politics was a fucking mistake. Ppl will really be like “men don’t have the capacity to have authentic, normal human emotions like women do” and act like that’s peak feminism and not an utterly fucking
thesituation:the-real-numbers:Someone free this manitalian man equivalent of those dog owners who intentionally agitate their chihuahuas for views
captain-flint: obsessed with this quote from Taika: Throughout the shoot, “we improvised little touches on each other’s shoulders, little tugging on each other’s sleeves,” he says. “Some of it was even out of frame, but I do think it reads.”
eliteknightcats:if we see each other in public the secret code is this
kafkaesquegf:i love when i can see my bus waiting at a red light from the bus stop. come here babygirl
posts-from-a-funnier-timeline:septicake:posts-from-a-funnier-timeline:mark my wormsI want the ability to blaze someone else’s postoh no, my worms!
ninth-order-simulacra:helpmemysisterisafreak:showerthoughtsofficial:Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time
slurmware:shounenchild:bisexualspongebob:the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in historyhappy pride
haflacky:Happy pride month! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
is-the-owl-video-cute:If Trump goes to prison during pride month I will literally never stop laughing like to charge reblog to cast give me all of your evil thoughts and prayers for this freak to get his first ever consequence.
magbeth:“they should bring back the inquisitor as the protagonist it gives them a personal stake in solas as a villain” there is nothing funnier than the new pc knowing absolutely nothing about solas and every single other person around them
snake-snack-stede: ed’s reaction to finding out the treasure hunt was for him is so funny. he really thought stede wanted to hike through a jungle and dig things up. baby he has an auxiliary closet.
maxkennedy24: Happy Pride Month, friends! <3
bebeocho:the duality of co-captain
mcrbois:i’ll never get sick of your pretty face.x
acasternaut:i gotta do everything myself around here
dearbisexual:dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions
gayteensupreme:gandalfs-mommy-milkers:lgbtqa-pride-icons:kids are so fucking funny. we made pride flags with the elementary schoolers and a fifth grader added a gray stripe to the progress pride flag and when i asked him what it was for he said “for
k-eke: 🌈
thickness-protection-program:We can’t ibuprofen our way outta this one boys
lumberjackloving:aziraphale: if you are scandalized at the thought of children seeing thisbut are fine with children seeing thisyou are simply homophobic. it absolutely does not matter whether you yourself are lgbt or not, in parroting the exact rhetoric
anarchy-and-love: softwaring: Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol
queerpontmercy: queerpontmercy: less “if you see a man and woman together at pride be nice! they could be bi/pan/trans/ace/aro” and more “stop gendering strangers to harass them anywhere, but especially at pride holy shit” you know what? i want
armorabs:In 2018 I made an edit of the Krusty Krab, where the the maritime flags were replaced with pride flags. And not a single person has been normal about it ever since. Here’s a 2022 remaster, happy pride.
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shesnake:anti-bright-places:shesnake:shesnake:shesnake:gays aren’t “starved for representation” you just refuse to watch anything that isn’t a marvel movie“but gay representation still hardly exists in the mainstream”
memewhore:
distinguishedbaloney:
clownboybebop:Perfect skin doesn’t matter brand names don’t matter grind culture doesn’t matter all that’s important is having a hobby you love and learning to cook vegetables in tasty ways
lostinhistory:cheeriobuffet:ALTWhat if I start using Blaze to make people look at my cat in his fancy outfits???This is exactly was Blaze is for
funnytwittertweets:
afloweroutofstone:micro-usb:ALTTwitter is a congregation of the world’s most brilliant mindsAnti-capitalism is when you make it as hard as possible for people to get places
lothwolf-run:byelacey:enbee-ai:tehm-allied: nope very interesting to take outrage over a more inclusive flag at its word lol and by “interesting” i mean question this shit i love these pictures even more knowing the flyers paid specifically
christianstepmoms:christianstepmoms:jame7t:9 foot tall wife with an ability 4 foot 5 short husband that cant do shit
natequarter:the unstoppable force (adhd) vs the immovable object (also adhd)
theartbluebox:Happy pride from a bisexual raccoon 🦝🏳️🌈
straightboyfriend:Cats!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cats!!!!!!
gaaramutual:ppl take blocking so seriously. i block ppl every day. ppl ive never interacted with. they make a dumb comment on someone elses post and i block em. prevent any future encounters!
conversationswithamillennial:smoldragonborn:smoldragonborn:genuinely concerned about how little queer history thats getting through to the younger members of the community. literally saw teenagers talking about how talking about pronouns wasn’t
jewish-harley-quinn:jewish-harley-quinn:Schizo-spec/psychotic person: I love myself Everyone within earshot: HOW DARE YOU??? IT’S HARMFUL TO ROMANTICIZE THE THINGS THAT ARE WROOOOOONG ABOUT YOUR BRAIN THAT ARE SCARY AND BAD AND WROOOOONG!!!!1!!1!1!1This
je-blauge:assiraphales:assiraphales:the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the
powerbottombrucespringsteen:The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
theinvisiblemonsters:jumpingjacktrash: inkskinned: me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :) every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl??????? me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to
gethelpliv:bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature hereits feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy
gender-luster:posting this again on its own
pityboy:affirmations for when you have to send emails
da-mous:gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:amaralesbian:hello???????Started out SO strong and went SO violently wrongwhole company’s founded on a mouseboy and his mousegirlfriend. children should not be seeing this
genderkoolaid:btw there is nothing morally superior about not having drugs in your body. having drugs in your body does not make you “impure” or “tainted”. whether you take meds to treat mental illness or a physical disability, or you take hormones,
knifefightscene:I need u to stop blindly trusting youtube/tiktok lawyers and psychologists there is a reason why those freaks are on social media spreading false information instead of having papers published
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