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Susi mä olen enkä kana. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT THING THAT SWEET LITTLE MUTANT THING THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME ONLY CUTER kawaii overload I’m dying thank you darling yOU’RE THE BEST me voidaan yhdistää meidän kanavoimat– eiku
Okay not sure where this subby mood came from but… Oh my God I need someone to top me right now. Like now now. I mean - I have a collar on all the time just someone put a leash on me or something. Please? Gahh
glorious-blowjob: Anyone fancy giving me a Glorious Blowjob
captainblondes: Me: No he never told me Wife: Yes, twice actually Me: Did you two have sex? Wife: NO!…Are you kidding me? That thing was way to big! Me: Oh my god! So that’s all that happened? Wife: sorta…We did try to have sex at Tiffany’s party.
sickfake: me: hoe don’t do itme: *lets all of my happiness depend completely on someone i know i’ll eventually lose* me: oh my god
till-whenever: MBLAQ Lee Joon & Baby (von jooniesu2) FORGET ABOUT MY HISTORY EXAM !! OH MY GOD IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THOUGH ITS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ! FU*** DIED JOON OMG BE THE FATHER OF MY FUTURE CHILDREN PLS !!!
Licking my ass and spanking me? Oh my god. keep going. This is how you keep me.
invaderxan: plain-flavoured-english: Me: I wonder what the English name for this Greek fish is, let me just consult Google real quick Google: Me: What Google: Me: Um Google: Me: Stop saying boops boops Google: Me: Oh my god Google: Me: Please stop
buckoftheirish: koalatea: i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle
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heroes-and-cons: jazzdalek-: Remember When? Scream On. DEAR GOD WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAH NOSTALGIA TRIPPIN’.
blankandy: *sees a character* this is it, this is my favorite character from anything ever, i lvoe this character so much i love them theyre my favorite oh my god *sees another character* this is it, this is my favorite ch
lintufriikki: Tanner and I have been talking about Star Platinum again so I had to draw some of them. First one is about Jotaro refusing himself to break down and cry, so instead his feelings channel to Star who then cries for him. The second is what
corriban: receiveandsend: hetare-hetalia: jibblyuniverse: teenagejamiebennett: forgottenwinterfrost: AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING this is really cute just made me think of this oh my god the best
earthnation: zer0square: Mom: let me see what you have! Kid: A KNIFE! Mom: NOOO!!! voice in the background: oh my god why does he have a kni-
sharklyweekly: when ppl tag posts w/ my name it makes me smile so big oh my god
hentai-lines: Oh My God!!! All this girls only for me!!!: TUMBLR HENTAI LINES (Feel it inside the TUMBLR Blog)
wish me luck guys. two math finals, a presentation, and a project due tomorrow… well today…………………………………………. and i gotta run on an hour of sleep……………………………… jfmu.
I messed up. and now everyone i talked to about it is mad and disappointed in me. I’m shaking with despair and rage, and I’m going back and forth between wanting to hurt my friend and hurting myself. oh my god. it would just be so fucking easy to
notchicken: OH MY GOD No, don’t want him to die. Because then we get Pence. Now if Pence dies too, then I’m with it.
sub-boy-sunshine: Things that I love from doms Spreading my legs for me: Oh my god I love it when you slide those hands up between my thighs and force them apart, like yes please Your hand on my throat: Not even choking hard or anything, but I promise
elysiumalps:boy: *starts making gross throat noises*me: hoe don’t do itboy: *spits on the sidewalk*me: oh my god This shit irks me beyond belief. It makes me throw up
disobeying-daddy: “You’re hurting me. Oh my god, stop, you’re so deep, you’re too deep. STOP IT.”I knew he wouldn’t stop and part of me liked it. Getting his thick cock, all at once without any respect for my body. I was his little girl,
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fivemembers: louis: i’ve only cooked one meal in my life me: hoe don’t do it louis: chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash me: OH MY GOD
mjalti: mjalti: why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand someone: *uses my name to address me*me: oh my God, i am a physical entity…
potatolovesrice: jetsetasianboi1981: chrishotrod2000: Met a cute 18 year old twink on Grindr that wanted me to record him getting fucked bareback and breed by me. He took my thick cock like a champ. Video not of me. Oh my god Love the verbal top
thirsty-pocket: beesmygod: pepperonideluxe: I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me? oh my GOD This had to be on my dash twice for me to get the joke, im so dumb
zaynmalikleft: not to be fake deep but when anyone calls me cute i melt and die inside my soul leaves my body and goes straight to heaven
squibney: My little sister is 11 and she likes to come into my room a lot and hang out with me, but sometimes when she comes in I’m in an introverted or depressed mood and don’t want to talk to anyone. Tonight she came in and said that my room was
emmersdrawberry: emmersdrawberry: Ok for some god awful reason YouTube recommend this to me. It’s a surprisingly well edited fan video shipping Jim from Treasure Planet with… I guess both Ariel and her daughter Melody??? The video starts off
xollos: lackofa: smellestine: sumoswine: Shermshermsherm.My Calarts film for this year! oh my god this is so good please watch this. especially if you’re feeling sad videos
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
osirisingold: trinathewolf: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life unmute this holy shit If I showed my girlfriend this our baby would be out and we could leave the hospital , I almost pissed lol
d1rtypaws: 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
splgum: When I posted a photo of me dabbing on a pole around a month ago, my friends urged me to do the same thing as Spark, saying that “the Internet will go crazy” if I did. While I doubt that will indeed happen, I was finally able to find time
onionat0r: ah-hem. don’t mind me. thane and my femshep, Peep. headcanon: thane likes having sex in public just to see if he’s stealthy enough to get away with it. also, anyone wanna give me a few hundred bucks so i can get a new tablet? EDIT:
thecheesyllama: So whenever my hearing aids run out of battery, a deep-ass man’s voice goes off right next to my ear drum yelling “B A T T E R Y”, and, every time, without fail, giving me a minor heart attack. And since my hearing aids aren’t
jinta:I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
cleffa-clefairy-clefable: “i will snap this little shit’s neck so fast i swear to god don’t fuckin test me”
arcanemimesis: me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel
captaincroptop: peridotic: gay-rocks-are-best-rocks: captaincroptop: “Gimmie that thing. I’ll show ya’ how to do it.” - My dad after seeing me taking selfies w/ my Rose Quartz wig who is she Aw it has returned Welcome back to my blog,
bowsic: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt if my eye
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
vbros:God could you imagine the venture bros movie in THEATERS? I don’t know if I could contain myself. Can we make that happen Oh my god WAIT… imagine listening to the theme song though giant surround sound speakers!! 😩😩😩
fancyqueef:cummied:fancyqueef: Me: *hears footsteps coming towards my room* Me: hoe don’t do it *parents open door to room* Me: oh my god i literally just made this post a few hours ago I made this post yesterday
sadgalriri: beautifail: boldpapaya: sweetashoney98: patpatonthekittycat: I’m crying he’s so in love literally wtf this is so cute Oh my god my heart My actual heart I want someone to look at me like that 😔💕😍
69shades: tomlinsonparty: This bit in the recent episode of The Carrie Diaries s l a y e d me. Jesus fuck. OH MY GOD FUCK ME
2pacistani:me: *sees customer about to come in*me: hoe don’t do itcustomer: *comes in*me: oh my god That was me when I worked for Payless
thingssthatmakemewet: sub-boy-sunshine: Things that I love from doms Spreading my legs for me: Oh my god I love it when you slide those hands up between my thighs and force them apart, like yes please Your hand on my throat: Not even choking hard
hungbareback: potatolovesrice: jetsetasianboi1981: chrishotrod2000: Met a cute 18 year old twink on Grindr that wanted me to record him getting fucked bareback and breed by me. He took my thick cock like a champ. Video not of me. Oh my god Love
xxmr-linkxx: shestooemotional: talk-crafty-to-me: possumagic: ok but?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I am their furyI am their patience I am their carbonation OH MY GOD
weirdlyprecious: It’s the fusion mermaid brigade!based on @jen-iii ‘s original design EVERYONE’S FAVE SQUARE MAMA PLUS LITTLE RUBY FISH BECAUSE I COULDN’T RESIST. Jen’s design is one of my faves, and if you haven’t seen yet, it’s an obligatory
kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me:lixu69: kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me Oh my god yes
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