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“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
gentlemen-erotic: lil-miss-bi-curious: I can’t wait to see what happens next. All these sexy tumblrs are getting me excited.
rumiberri: this counts as yesterday’s and today’s MadoHomu It’s an AU without magic… Edit: oops, well tell me if you can’t read it
chimeracorp: ofgeography: starshipspirk: becausebirds: Penguins: clumsy but adorable. i never wanted this to end oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSOR
james-nat: me: life:
eoile: holdup: eoile: holdup: @eoile roaches arent friends he crawled into my jeans he wanted to give you the succ™ IM NOT GONNA LET A ROACH SUCC ME GO AWAY OLIVE SHDKDJFKFHSJFKDK WELL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM CHANCE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PAY
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
allylaughsrainbows: I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO A COMIC SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRER LIFE
you shimmy-shook my bones
yellowkiddo: ME AS A GHOST
oknope: I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????
I thought you forgot about me lol
anglflw: bumnum: I may be slightly frustrated I am so glad there is an artist who perfectly captured my frustration with message spam.
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
radichul: dearoldlove: Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around. Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent
spicy-poo: unclefather: MY POOP IS COMING @killrqueens
awwww-cute: My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
a cute study abroad story from my history teacher
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
captainsnoop: friendlyneighborhoodghost: beowulf’s intro it was transparent so i OBVIOUSLY had to make him ripping through your dash and also donald trump’s face someone take photoshop away from me i am very tired the gif froze for me and it just
dukeofbookingham: glorfindely: when i’m out with my family and i see a book store This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
raizir: Actually me
iglcc: Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this
definitelynotadulting: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being I identify very strongly with this @shuhvon
cynicallyindecisive: silentnefertiti: therealslayonce: nonchalantrebellion: Me as a mommy The baby in the swing is dancing too 😍 Me I could tell what song it was without turning the sound on. Beautiful
hatondiscat: 8-butt: Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request Performance art
bpd-porl: phone: *vibrates* me: ah yes, the attention square has a use
acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me leave
misanthropemom: missemmalights: hellyeahthomassanders: Staying Connected 💜 by Thomas Sanders I feel this in my soul I’m Kenny
my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
mentaljen: revscarecrow: mentaljen: id-rather-be-doodling: real quote from the stream Actually me. Why are you like this? STOP KINKSHAMING ME.
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
edenbarton: g-yro: hmu (hit me up) hmu inside (cant hit up)
i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
rebelfrench: love it when she bites my lip
Eating my wings to make me tame
piratequeenintraining: College students only have 2 levels of stress: 1) I don’t give a fuck 2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS There is no in between.
inkskinned: three years ago i was trapped in an awful relationship with a toxic person who blamed me for her drug addition. i had to break up over the phone because every other time i’d tried to break up in person, she had coerced me into staying.this
tomeito: jujusodope: O_O you do realize if I saw this machine, I wouldn’t stop putting quarters in til I had all 7 right? HOLY SHIT I WOULD SPEND ALL MY MONEY JUST TO GET THEM ALL AND POSSIBLY TO GET ANOTHER SET JUST SO THAT I HAVE ONE SET TO SHOW
arandomwhitedude: i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
whatsaclockwithouthands: someone get me this OH MY GOD WHERE CAN I BUY
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
brakes: I’m looking through my twitpic and I forgot what compelled me to do this but this exists
coletureconcept: just-amazayn-me: twerkinswagg: I didn’t choose the thug life The thug life chose me do you think he’s seen this post yet maybe
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
Oh my god is this me actually having a productive day? I wonder how long that will last /colors
mistrel-fox: this comic by moringmark gave me a horrible ideablame cherryviolets for actually making me draw and post this *hides face in hands*
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
colbucci: babydreamgirl: sophaldred: tokomon: i need feminism bc i love being pegged im the girlfriend i want to die this is me
goddessofidiocy: “not everything has to be gay” oh my god what tf are u watching where everything is gay. what is it. tell me
chakyland: Tell me im not the only one who thought about that
me: visits sun’s tag and seein a lot of obviously romantic b/sme: they seem to be very good friends
