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“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
puppet: (via Chibi Feilene) Do you hear that? That’s my wallet screaming in pain
thedailystyles: d0pelaurenn: Shoutout to @singitpayno for making me cry and hyperventilate in the middle of the mall in SD! My weekend has been made
Oh my god… Please fuck me like this
Yesterday was the Killing Joke movie, today is the Wonder Woman trailerThe feels.And you still think that pushing Marvel is giving to Captain Marvel since 2014 can top this? This character who has been around for 75 years? give me a break.
pon-pon-neigh-neigh-neigh: scary-monsters-and-davesprite: ectobiologist: knightofbeasts: See no evil Hear no evil Speak no evil smell no evil Don’t touch me you’re evil hows my hair
dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou: cozycryptidcorner: Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire- Seven-year-old me: Documentary: And in five years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-Thirty-year-old
Me: Ho don’t do itBrain: *forgets the thing*Me: oH my GOD
ellactra: thattallsummonerguy: rudegyalchina: softchongo: takineko: s1uts: my chest hurts I don’t know where I fit in. *stares at the emo and sweats* EXCUSE ME. How DARE YOU simplify white culture this much?! As someone with a WHOLE PhD in White
oh my god letting out the biggest breath EVER
drunkenbruises: kentuckynightmare: cats are the shit cats are so fucking funny, this cheered me up so much
do-not-touch-my-food: Carne Asada Chipotle Pull Apart Bread
foodffs: PORK GYOZA (POTSTICKERS) Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
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oh my god I don’t think I’ve ever created a more accurate likeness of myself
OH MY GOD IT IS ME FLOP
derinthescarletpescatarian:hatingongodot:hatingongodot:My supervisor asked me to make a poster for the department and I said I was not a graphic designer, but he insisted since I’m “young” and “know so much about computers.”
rishidishtar: petradragoon: reveneration asked you: This blog gives me feelings. Now when I open a new word doc. up I just want to write about Marik and his struggles to deal with his Yami. And now I have all these wonderful ideas in my head for
su-kichuya: My boyfriend gave me this idea ! XD I love stupid Erwin. Please kids, for your safety, don’t try to do that at home.
kanekisblog: kanekisblog: what do you mean this isn’t what happened one of my friends linked me this picture and said “this is something you would do” ofc i would i made it u fuck ig n
verballthenouns: danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
dylanoblrien: this video is me……………………so me………………
oh my god i’m horny 😩
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
helloheichou: My CCSS gift to the lovely meshi-chan! Thank you again for being so patient and kind with me. <3 Knk family crossover AU is just too darn cute. :)
st0neymal0neyxo:Imma need someone (who’s not me) to make me cum
gavi-gavi: Who the hell let me make theseThese’ll be added to my Storenvy after I table at Anime Triad this coming weekend, so stay tuned!
gayfandomblog: bryankonietzko: Wikipedia tells me the finale was a year ago today. I hope it was a good year for everyone! It was a weird one for me—but ultimately a good one, I think—full of new challenges and adjustments, and plenty of decompressing
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: silencedrowns: opiggynukkao: tinnyhouse: pajama-pangolin: isthiswittyenoughforyou: sharkchunks: awildofnothing: apiphile: jaggedfragments: Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this. I need this
cameoamalthea: santaurl: NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK “Ok your majesty, put the blind fold on me and call me Riku!"
saythankyoumaster: Look at me as I fuck you.
merman81: Brogan Reed & Zack Grayson Bareback OH MY GOD THAT’S ME!!!
alicesadventuresinkickapoo: the thing that annoys me about myself is that I see other people as so beautiful but the things i find beautiful on them - freckles, smile lines, spots, stretch marks, podgy bits… the bits of your body that define your life..
moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
I thought you forgot about me lol
turntechdraws: bubbly-skullz asked: hello i just want to say that i love your style and drawings, so could ya draw me a cute dave, please? uwu Whispers he’s an asshole but he’s a cute asshole uvu
scratchman: omgtsn: jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me has it finally happened I feel like the torchbearer of a long forgotten religion.
getitontheground: ABOUT ME
An actual exchange I just heard outside my window
artkat: BIG DUMB BABIES I don’t know. This has been sitting on my hard drive for a while so… here you go?? Enjoy the mush don’t mind me
punlich: *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together
sansgod: i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
crowhn: pale-mac: aciddaisies: bahllsy: hey guys so i decided to post these beauty tips to help out my followers improve their physical appearance :) honestly they helped me a lot hope they help you! reasons why not to wear bra while sleeping how
brbjellyfishing: Me at a job interview
septipliergrumps: soundtrack of my life
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
oknope: so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing ฤ,000
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
Oh Vega...
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: mercedesbenzodiazepine: She literally looks like one of those really expensive barbies that stay in the box and you’re not supposed to touch And that’s how the groom better treat her or he gunna be catching hands…
scarletthedork: Oh my god Scarlet actually finished a drawing, no way?????? By the time I was done with this, I realized there’s several different versions that I liked on their own just because each one makes me feel a different way even though some
thegingerghost: So I pushed my boyfriend through Walmart in a shopping cart today.. At midnight… IN the cart…. He was IN the cart. My 19 year old boyfriend. In the shopping cart. Yep.
"Are you dating anyone," the assistant asked me. "Yes, obviously," I said with irritation as I analyzed the remaining radioactive carbon in the ancient corpse before me. I am an archeologist
wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
my-little-ninja: anosci: sakura-rose12: boobs? I think you mean my screen cleaners. meanwhile, the characters in your ds game: Oh My God
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
kairaanix: Oh hai! @ctsg87 @foxintwilight oh my god these photos
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it