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Oh right i forgot to upload these, more angles comin soon.HIGH RES 1HIGH RES 2I call this set, dem apples, why? tell me why.Quiet by Redmenace, Venom Ninjanub
oh my god everyone I am so bored I am trying not to write my dissertation, I am home alone and I have forgotten how to amuse myself, I need answers on a postcard or in my ask please.
Wow! I just reached over 1k followers, and I wanted to thank you all so very much for that. Thank you for liking my art and supporting me. It means a whole lot to me. It feels as if it was only yesterday when I decided to start drawing smut, and now so
holdbeast: absedarian: obsessionisaperfume: suricattus: robotmango: madamethursday: tariqk: eclecticmuses: roane72: alwayshometomarvel: roane72: esterbrook: roane72: The thing about Tumblr that probably makes me saddest is the underlying
fyken:Incheon Airport 150207Hi My Ken do not edit
iahfy: slay me
heartinseoul: HOW TO RESPOND TO “GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY” Unable to continue his argument, he proceeded by blocking me, and encouraging his wife to delete me on Facebook as well. For context for the starter pack, he drives a truck.P.S. It’s been
floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
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mercy-misrule: thatadult: When people from Australia type “y'all” I’m like can your mouth even move to make that word in your accent? Like can you record yourself saying it for me, if so? this post kept haunting me, as an australian who does this
me: There’s that emu cum post again. Fran: It’s emu semen, it says that right in front of you. me: Oh my god it’s the same thing, don’t get all sementic on me. Fran: …
Three words: Finnish Hell’s Kitchen. Stupidest thing I’ve heard so far. “O LOOK WE HAS FINLAND’S OWN GORDON RAMSAY HERPADERP.” Oh look, it’s not the same thing, morons. Most likely it’ll just be a sad wannabe
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
cinnabongene:me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move" and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave
clientsfromhell: Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?”Client: “Is e-mail internet”?Me: “I beg your pardon?”Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online
ryuuhoho: i never thought making a peep shot would be so hard oh my god at least he looks hot
scribblescrab: to celebrate my fixing my stupid tablet I drew some shitty itty bitty ren because ribryhme killed me with their tiny ren wheezes
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer. I have lil T-rex arms. It’s hard when a nigga ask me to spread my ass when we fucking. Like I’m trying nigga but my arms short. FUCKIN SAME Lmao
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog: thesnobbyartsyblog: That thumb in the butt and choking shit is basic. Who gon let me tie them up? Who gon let me put a Leash on they choker ? Who gon let me fuck they face
thatsoftbutch:I just want a girl to grind on my thigh naked while I play with their breasts with my hands and lips and tongue, feel them up all over. I want to feel their wetness on my thigh and watch them come undone over me. Praising them for being
pyrobe: trashquisitor: pyrobe: trashquisitor: pyrobe: trashquisitor: who tried to do my chem homework for me last time pyrobe do my chem homework i am coincidentally doing my own chem homework so i suppose doing urs wont hurt mgs because it
daveocean:-gets a lil bit close to being in a relationship-me: uhhh so….I gotta go
youjustfoundwally: lesbipoet13: foreveralone-lyguy: oh my god i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it. hahaha this is the best news story I’ve
scarletthedesolate: scarletthedesolate: Don’t you just hate it when you’re drawing a cute little doodle then you get to the eyes and stop— GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I BIRTHED IT GOT WORSE I SWEAR I’M TRYING Oh my god I can’t believe I just
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
shoegazedad: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
krim5on:emotionallydetachedandavailable:cyberstripper: me omfg this lil hoe ass hamster me
hvlth-gxth: my constant internal dialogue.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
naughtypyrojack: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which
dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
997: oh well *drinks pure vodka*
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
OH WORM?
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
spankmehardbarry: me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
dickpong: dickpong: THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT i just met my step-brother for the first time
urtotallynotpunkrock: my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
pursuitofhapppinessss: ten-and-donna: dustbats: I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,”
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
thundaja: anthonii-chan: Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with บ,000 reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash
At a conference, Stephenie Meyer said: “The God of Writing sent me to earth to show people how to write.” When J.K Rowling heard, she looked at the ground, puzzled, and then said, “I didn’t send anyone.”
oh my god love me please.
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
jibriljoestar:no: priestmahad: swolizard: @ GOD WHY I want to die oh.. My GOD… im…..
gamergirl-princess: Wow I can’t believe I can marry Blake Belladonna and Weiss Schnee in Fates, monochrome is real and my dreams have come true
jokerthebutler: With your skill as a member of Ice Tribe, you clung to me and cooled me down by transferring the heat of my fever to yourself… This comic is done by きだゆー. Reposted and translated with a permission. Do NOT remove the credit
