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peculiarisland: Oh. My. God.
gapgems: oh my god
brownmuva: error-of-universe: chinchilla-lab: ふたごちゃん touchin butts Me in da club
sequinlandjunkie: OH MY GOD
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
drinklust: once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
it-a: thecommonchick: finally a bath bomb to match my soul and wardrobe reaper owns this and nobody is going to tell me otherwise
kanyewesticle: kanyewesticle: when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop please stop reblogging this
cottontailed: my entire team was booted from the game because of the ddos (i think?) and the enemy team just let me stand on the objective out of pity and kept waving hello at me
do-black-people-do-stuff: Them: Why do you like the Eng dub so much Me: *Show them this* Them: Oh
ralphnader: buddhabrand: only millennials take pictures of their children my parents only painted impressionistic portraits of me, as all good parents should
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
vialhazard: me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym trainer: this is an out of business hot topic
roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that
molly-ren: snarkyhorseshit: snarkyhorseshit: I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing
themikewheelers: Me: Can I borrow a pencil Student artists: A pencil✏️😩 Sorry I only have🙅🏻♂️🤚 A superstick color maker👏🌈 They cost 700 dollars each 💸💰 Its okay though 💪 Someday my Steven Universe fanart ⚡️
neverblogidly: geekandmisandry: My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. “Why are you American?” I asked, to which
marsixm:me: *holds up a strip of paper that says TWIN PEAKS* me: *folds the paper together until it just says TWINKS* [x files music plays]
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this
soupslurp:look me in the eyes and tell me this is a lie.
write an 'about me' pretending to be me and i'll rate the accuracy /10
thesilencedmasses: adminover20: radglawr: haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its
trashpits: I’m in a call with my boyfriend and suddenly out of nowhere he goes “be right back” and I was worried something was wrong but then he sends me this
pushingthroughbodies: We’re speaking in bodiesAvoiding me and talking about you
lasagnababy: teacher: why are you late? me:
He brought me boozer and weed~
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OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NEW UPCOMING COVER FOR PASH! MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!
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fedoraspooky: kit-pocket: I HA VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FOIVE MINTUEWS THIS BURNIN’DESIREIS TURNIN’ LIL’ OL’ ME TO SIN
human: “she sucked the cum out of me like go-gurt” - straight boy in the library
stumphurley:sorry to anyone i ever speak to ever because all i say is “oh my god” “same” “incredible” and “im sorry” and i literally cant go ten minutes without complaining
watre: someone draw me (I’m naked)
cohck: fall in lv w me 😎✨
zubat:zubat:Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!Because people keep asking, I’m non-binary and I’m fine with she, he, and they pronouns. Please don’t place me in your #girls tags! :-)
oh my god i’m in love with a straight boy
klinklang: communistbakery: bf: *nuts*me: delete this whole fucking website
halfpastcaketime: I hate the storylines to gay Porn so much but I’m a hypocrite because if I were in this very situation he would probably get me to cheat.
gengar82:“how do i make the ship flip them off”“jasper i dont think-”“peridot as your superior i order you to tell me how to flip these losers off”
ima go eat n shower and try not to think of me going so low and drawin g th a t
fili2317: Is it just me or does Rebecca always storyboard the gayest episodes?
xekstrin: I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THE YELLOW DIAMOND PEARL REMINDS ME OF
textsbetweengems: If I could begin to be Half of what you think of me I could do about anything… Keep reading
Looks to me like you're made of meat, just like everyone else!
pringle-god:UM EXCUSE ME REBECCA SUGER
akitsu-47: Rock me. X
brobot-tt: kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm: i’m watching high school musical 2 and that is bro strider watering the grass and you will never convince me otherwise [Too Late To Apologize by One Republic plays.]
periwonkles: playing-a-life: ceruleanboxers: mrskarezi: ikimaru: hime = princess in japanese PRINCESS-STUCK asdfjs guys let’s make it happen?! who’s with me? /attempts at creating bandwagon I’m sorry I doodle like a disabled nine-year-old
writebastard: aragorn1379: ginjaninja3716: commandereyebrows: chachipistachis: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. Is this the same artist who made the original for this how women actually are OH MY GOD IF I DON’T
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down-low-too-slow: oh my god
yerundi: If you want me I’m here.
potatolatas: cant catch me gay thoughts
beccadrawsstuff: pls tell me anime grumps is still a thing
cyberqueer: amanda seyfried: you’re killing people! megan fox: no i’m killing boys! me:
0fficermako: dude your ex is hot you mean asami? no me
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