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inphlame: thaatbabydoll: parelisa: siccity: no one understands my love for Wednesday Addams reaaally want to watch this. We are the same I literally am her. Favorite TV show ever.
absurd-person-singular: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: strangersatthemall: 221tea: this is quite possibly the best post on tumblr Hehe. Boobs.
defilerwyrm: I wish I could love myself as much as I love this fictional character.
asiandrea: this is my favorite photo on tumblr “/
codeinee: if only
boo-tyluvr: If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
raygorartshit: Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography
bovidae:not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
Literally me.
Oh don’t worry I hate the venture bros but I literally cannot stop watching it
captoring: when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
kxngtrvy: When you don’t have enough money to be the person you really want to be
كلام فاضي
Literally me
i had an itch in my nose just now and didn’t realize that i got a booger on my finger and literally drug aforementioned booger across my trackpad. i’m pretty sexy and desirable.
Peaseful
#Literally me when it comes to Julie Andrews
where is my mind?
oh
rneerkat: one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
sparklefap: my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole
jakemalik: do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
cokeproblem: *gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
joshpeck: talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing
clutch your wig
theonion: Disheartened Man Expected At Least One Text While Checking Phone After Flight
thesolitaryfaery: *remembers literally anything at all*nnnno
scorpiofruit: *sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*
dicksplit: RuPaul: Kennedy Davenport, Sashay away.Me:
idioticteen: i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing
bursten: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
不安な
Apocalypse Dreams
raidioactive: *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
slimefuck: Please support mentally ill kids who can’t keep their rooms clean, and I don’t mean 2 shirts on the ground I mean laundry hasn’t been done in weeks, food everywhere, wrappers, you can’t see the floor, weird smells, dirty sheets, blacked
crrabs: *tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*
the signs when sad
OVO|TMC|NYC|94’ 444|888|333 💙
put your hand in my back pocket
Better Off This Way
cactsus: i literally don’t even wanna be a hoe i love hoe culture but i am simply an ally
literally me in the morning
goddess-marley: lolbatty: i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol CONSERVATIVES LICK MY HEEL!
internetcultleader:i literally constantly have fear that im playing my music too loud in headphones and everyone can hear it and theyre all secretly judging my music taste
Enigma.
literally me this past monday..
