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shslequius: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
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ホーリーシットだ
oldroots: maybe lets plays are good after all
tedwassanasong: My fav vine ever
Me to myself: don’t forget you left your keys in your work locker. You need them to get into your apt. DO NOT FORGET THEMMe, walking home: FUCK!
So there’s this ad where John Cena is buying garbage bags and his Pecs bounce when he buys them and literally I get Wet Everytime.
Those three asks we’re so thrilling. I’m literally checking my pulse…it’s still racing.
literally me
I am a ninja ! Don't mess with me!
rydenarmani: my hobbies switching between the same three apps for hours not speaking to anyone for days at a time listening to the same songs i have been listening to for 20 years imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
Epic Humor
untexting: some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
icychaoss: Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever
90sgrl:my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking
bakwaaas:sometimes it takes years before you fully understand the reality of a situation you were in, for you to look back and see it for what it truly was
Sprint on the 2nd
This is clearly the plan of an idiot
cooldad1993: im alive only out of spite at this point
ugly: im literally tired 30 hours a day
taylor-tut: n-yks: balenciaguhh: cobaltdays: why they gotta do luigia like this :( “Luigia” Mario’s lost sister luigia. this post is a fucking disaster
oh hey, that's nice
Me literally every second Isaac and Miria are on screen
U Thought I Was Feeling U?
raeii: have u ever slept lookin like but in reality ur like
I wanna be a cowboy, babey
naomijcho: exyurockfan69: this is fucking awesome:P haha. i hate when my ass is in the way!
oniichanskitty: Mew? o-o
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differ-nt: tattoosandbeyond: BOTH! 💙
🌞🌲rsmmw🌻✌
sweetfucktory: I got this “flirting” thing that everyone is talking about on lock down
everything-fuckable: *buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*
darling
A WOMAN WHO DRAWS STARS FROM THE SKY
I just want hickeys and self esteem
earthnation: very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going
womaninthewoods: cutie-candy-gory-ghost: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard. my favorite thing.
foxnewsofficial: i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
treatme-eatme: I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker
nikeyslut: bruh i just wanna sit on his lap and feel his dick god
idkhumor: when someone mentions something you love
vua: am i horny? no am i jackin off anyways? maybe
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
Growth
*constantly thinking of having sex with you whenever you're around while trying to keep a straight face*
czechunter:*uses precum as lipgloss*
oportunitas:It’s like i want to know, but i don’t want to ask you
Angel.25.NV.
Red BottomKitten In Heels
Wildfire Lust
Hold Your Orgasm
saythankyoumaster:Plugged and marked. That’s how you keep your girl.
I Hope My Friends Don't Find This
