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literally me today
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literally me every time I use someone else’s bathroom :p
Literally me at work
I’m a motherfucking unicorn. blathwillburn: Had a fun and merry time videochatting with babes.(I fancy literally all of these people, they are great.)
LITERALLY ME
literally me when my boss was ranting during rally abt all the stuff i bitched about in the VoA survey last week like the day after i submitted it n why it’s unacceptable LOLi opened my pepsi, took a sip and threw that fuckin pinky up i was thoroughly
literally me in the morning
chrysalisgrey:sorelatable: this is so relatable nobody understands the picky eaters
Literally selfie time 24/7 since I got my iphone
Literally me right now.
literally me every morning
princessflaw:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
charlesoberonn:charlesoberonn:Becoming a part of a new fandom likeseeing how awesome the fanart is
- me, literally every time I watch SU
i’m literally not doing anything in this picture so i have no intro but this one’s a double PSA are you ready get readyWOMEN PLEASE PEE AFTER SEXwhy? because during sex, bacteria gets pushed up into our unfortunately short urethras up into our bladders
literally ALLL I WANT
Me: (as I’m looking at a man with long hair, a beard and an Overkill t-shirt) “is it Fathers day? Because he can be myyyy daddy”
sexforpizza: my life :)
Hello Friends.
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(Shoujo) Manga Caps
sushimonsters: URGGGGG… I NEED TO WRITE ESSSAAAAAYYYYYYYY. GOD DAMIT
I’ve literally never worked on a vest without drawing blood from sewing accidents.
circumcisions: circumcisions: sluttyoliveoil: hey someone told me you remind them of an owl who FUCK
Let’s Get Into It
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
box316: im literally so sorry if you’re my friend and i don’t talk to you often
Seeing transmed bullshit on my dash reminds me that if you’re a transmedicalist who thinks you need dysphoria to be trans then fuck right off lol
pissbong: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “greetings, whore” “[fortnite dances]”
literally me
idiopathicsmile:the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
princesshaywoodwrites: literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.
ministryofinterior:not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us
Steppin' around in the desert of joy
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
thepornographywasteland: I’m going to the gym until I’m 1 pound.
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