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bigcopedipper: bigcopedipper: #Me Man I love my bed, but it looks so SMALL with me in it. It’s a queen-sized… You are a man of many hats. And of much sexiness…
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gaypornstar:When you’ve got class at 9am
me-and-my-beard: weloveshortvideos: literally me i missed it
I’m literally like 1 away from 500 followers and I’d just like to thank everyone so far for your love and support! WHOOO! Thank you for making me feel so damn pretty! :D I’ll be sure to upload some special thank yous later on in the week!
theleftnippleofarcher: artist i look up to: *likes my drawing*me: are you mocking me
misplacedsyllables: if u call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever u want me to do
traveling these days has me more anxious for the actual travel versus the excitement of traveling… I literally want to stay in bed for a month after this curled up with cats and tea
honeythe-elfqueen: traveling these days has me more anxious for the actual travel versus the excitement of traveling… I literally want to stay in bed for a month after this curled up with cats and tea update: anxiousness has cleared after I arrived
girigarcon: niel: *smiles*me: oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my
*Playing 3ds at 2am with a full bladder that I was just about to go to the bathroom and empty when my neighbor car, that’s right next to my window, alarm goes off scaring me to death making me jump and scream* … *after realizing what it was calms
thexfiles: “holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are
rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill
Trailer Park Legends
Nat
my blog is great but have u seen my ass
Literally me as a child. My nanny would make me a cup of “coffee” that consisted mostly of milk with a little chocolate and a bit of coffee. My love affair began very early! 😁
Two Steps Forward. One Step Back.
Stoned in Paradise
Puerto Rican
snapchatting: drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
wilddaize: I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
Anonymously Andy
getyourassbeat: opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
appr-eciate:can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
foarallthingsbpd:When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
Don’t have a crap attack!
andillsay
phaserbeams: if I’m not playing video games I’m probably thinking about them
Menino
arabwife: Understand that even an “understanding heart” grows tired of being understanding and never understood.
destiny-smasher: Tokka art by mLegend24[X] [X] [X] [X] [X] [X] One of my readers mentioned me on this artist’s cute little Toph college AU pic — which then led to me taking a gander at their gallery, realizing their Tumblr account wasn’t active,
thequeenvevo: marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
Round 1 of testing complete. I’m know if could have done better, but I tried my best for what I am right now. I’ve literally experienced the hardest things I’ve ever done tonight. Wish me luck for round 2 tomorrow. I’m exhausted
joltick: me irl: speaks in a fairly monotone voice, doesnt smile a lot, literally gets told i seem dead insideme online: uses double exclamations points!! says things like omg and aah and oooooooooooooh a lot. screams at cute pictures of cats
You've got me fucked up
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
theannieplanet: cutting-will-always-be-my-life: All credit goes to - japharts **Trigger warning** This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too. if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
180mph: Girl: Come over Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes Girl: My parents arent home Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular
striders: literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!! me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of
urgh
literally-socks: Don’t quote me to me (x/x) Dan Howell is a bigger Philion than you.
me: *tries to live*me: fuck
Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you.
23skidood: iamapaperuniverse: Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you. Well orgasms and fisting do help with cramps
qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
literally everyone i talk to eventually stops talking to me
stability:my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
lilac-fairy: Y'all talking about inviting demons into your home.. Bitch u dumb… Good luck *sprinkles holy water around me and lights sage*
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
This idiot literally every time someone send me a text or try talk to me. Wouldnt wish my worst enemy to have autism.
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