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the-gold-finch: Me: *finishes drawing* Me: THIS IS INCREDIBLE I AM INCREDIBLE WHERE IS MY MILLION DOLLAR one day later Me: it’s shit
my 2 goals for my senior year:-jerk the girl i like off (bc shes never done it before)-survive--thats literally it
Me: *has abandonment issues*My boyfriend: *plans for months about leaving me without telling me, then tells me literally a month before he’s leaving* i still love you, but I’m leaving you and starting over completely without you, but I still
Ask me anything and i’ll answer 100% truthfully and publically. And I mean literally ask me anything, no limits!!
Step (and I can’t stress this enough) on me. With @adult–goth
Me: I’m gonna make a small cute omo scenario text post. Just a little cute paragraph, straight to the point 😊💛Me: 1 hour later with a 500 page book that’s a trilogy plus long ass bonus special*-.. fUCK!
My girlfriend is literally my dream girl. She stands up for what’s right, she fights for the underdog, she likes sleeping outside and swimming, she cooks really good food, she’s a radical queer, she loves me and writes me poems, she’s
Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still in me and it hurts and I wish someone could take it out of me for a little while.
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
Literally just needy and horny right now. Yes, hello, I need a boyfriend. :(
Random reminder that my Icon literally IS me. I do not use the description of literally lightly and I am sitting at my computer right now looking almost exactly like my icon messed up hair and jacket included.
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jncos: *snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
In the pale moonlight
cats-and-cardigans: cure4hiccups: icapturedbeauty: This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃 FHS SHUT THE FUCK i’m literally on the verge of tears
igot7problemsandexois1:Yixing is now a main vocal, but he’s still a main dancer and I literally can’t handle anything right now
ughtree: de4fening: piratenunteruns: alecstasy: my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautiful this it’s literally scary how much this post is me this is so perfect wow
Me: *satan dragging me thru death, loss and trying times. Literally trying to make me loss myself*Anyone:No one: Fiancé: I don’t think you can help, maybe we need time apart.Me: ok.. Anyone: No one:Fiancé: Me: who do I turn to?? Fuck.Anyone: No
If you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.
lead the way
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
literal-ghost: #friendly bard approaches with a nice song
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
Me spending literally 80% of my time in the fetal position sitting or sleeping: this is what it means to suffer™
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess
Me: Sees literally fanart with Thane in itMe: How dare you hurt me like this. Shame on you. Blocked.
literally the longest day ever.
Literally me. I have never wanted children ever since I was 11, and everyone always tells me that I’ll change my mind when I’m older. Guess what, I’m older now and my mind still hasn’t changed. Then they proceed to tell me how
literally getting paid to take selfies rn
Lol ok @wantyoun0w @amberjoylovesagain these are literally the only non ( and partially) bearded pics I have in my phone ranging back years 😂 senior pic ( one of em ) Afghanistan 2010 and my buddies wedding in 2012 …. since y'all literally
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magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever
if you date me we will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner sex after meal sex i made pancakes sex good morning sex shower sex bored sex make up sex break up sex monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex thursday sex friday sex saturday sex sunday sex there
ink-meows: surprisebitch: if this isnt me @tabbykats
hotfrogs: doorbell: *rings* me:
blue-eyeess: HAHAHAHAH LITERALLY ME
Literally all I want in life is pizza
Literally NO ONE cares
starb-cks: sereneflaws: this is so fucking me literally me
When someone compliments you and then you see them compliment another blog
cat-pun: me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me
frankoceanfanclub: bile7: Me Literally me
b-on-es: wow literally me
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lanaisqueen: sexnoise: me Literally me
twerkingforchickenuggets: This is literally me when su comes on tv
the-artificem: shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site
CHANGED MY ICON BECAUSE Y A L L
godtierjanecrocker: that-stupid-tardis-sound: words i use in every sentence: no stop dude literally like seriously man that was a sentence right there “No! stop dude, literally like seriously, man.”
idkhumor:heart:arthur was literally me
mikel-roniandcheese: I’ve had this comic done for as long as you’ve had your SUstuck AU (needless to say I literally made this comic as soon as I saw your AU, heheh :p)! But, since I couldn’t take a picture of it right away I couldn’t upload it.
kyleehenke: davesperfectlycoiffedhair: You are a MULTIFANDOM BLOG and you no longer HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT YOUR FANDOMS ARE DOING. LITERALLY ME RN
Literally had to pull over just to snap photos 😍
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