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“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
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“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
