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“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
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“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
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“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
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Marilyn poses outside an adult theater where Insatiable was playing, August 1980. Read about the film here.
bill-holmes: bill-holmes: waiting for the bup in the rain wake me up when septermeber ends But by then it will be Octombober!
For three hours we strolled about together, watching the ever-changing kaleidoscope of life as it ebbs and flows through Fleet Street and the Strand. His characteristic talk, with its keen observance of detail and subtle power of inference held
lifecrystals: artcrystals: BBC Sherlock: Genderswapped. Now all combined into one master post!(Individual posts in this series: Sherlock Holmes & Jo Watson, Jemma Moriarty & Sybil Moran, Mycroft Holmes & Gwen Lestrade, Anderson & Sam
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while everyone draws serious reichenbach fanart i draw breads (and a pudding) asilversixpence: 221B Bakery Street! The Adventures of Sherloaf Holmes and Johnnycake Wheatson. (Other characters include Mycrust Holmes, Detective Inspector Lestrudel from
letsdrawsherlock: PLEASE READ ALL THE RULES BEFORE BEGINNING! Hey all! For July, Let’s draw Sherlock’s challenge is Holmes reimagined in your own culture! Ends: August 15th! Sherlock Holmes has been recreated as part of different cultures
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explore-blog: The Scientific Method of the Mind – science writer Maria Konnikova on what Sherlock Holmes can teach us about decision-making. Her Mastermind: How to Think Like Sherlock Holmes is an absolute must-read – sample it with some lessons
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scienceyoucanlove: As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holdi
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