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“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard style.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
