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“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d still fall for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
