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venomography: Long story short. I really like dressing up. Happy Halloween every one!!!
pebblesbeauvoir: Long story short: I got a new bra and suspender belt and I thought that I looked hot as hell in them so I took pictures because I’m a natural born poser
isei-silva: Something from an RP this morning Beurghes met up with an old Death Knight friend, Kratzul, and he tried to recruit his friend to help him with his morrowgrain research. Long story short, they disagreed and got into an altercation, resulting
::eats one veggie patty - insert inspirational quote and life long story about my struggle living in the suburbs:: 😂 #fitlife
buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
itsy8itsyspiders8log:the-doctors-sexiest-companion:So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2I never usually reblog informational stuff. But in this case it is something I feel very
one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: Not a dream Long story short my grandpa lost most of his sight due to diabetes and he has been laughing at himself for the past half an hour because he spent the afternoon petting what he thought
catastrophicmisfit:catastrophicmisfit:I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head”Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked
oldspice: Long story short, you have about 30 minutes to watch this video before we have to bury it deep in the Earth’s core for humanity’s well-being.
angelically-offered: Each caress is the beginning of a long story. One that is intense and consuming. Writen with tips of Your fingers to convey thoughts, emotions or demands.
nakedly: being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
eyesofanangeltongueofadevil: mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Long story short, she called the whole family round and
omgwtfmia: courtnashe: gogogoeties: itsy8itsyspiders8log: the-doctors-sexiest-companion: So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2 I never usually reblog informational stuff.
ifmommyonlyknew: Stripping for my son was already bad enough, but then he asked for a blowjob….talk about shocking. Long story short, his cum tastes incredible
udsmut: Long story short, TEQA on HF sold off his quarian OC Aleen, and I was lucky enough to buy the character. So she’s mine and here’s a first bit of smut of her, with some edits too.
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cerebralzero: katscott: So long story short, my grandmother left my sisters and I her house when she passed away. It’s been a couple months, but we still have so much to sort through. I just found this baby in a random closet. Also, I put my phone
kat-chup: long story short: my sister taped photos of jensen ackles to the inside of my bearded dragon’s tank to surprise me for valentine’s day but then i woke up this morning and me too, little buddy
babyeridan: my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed
Hermano and I had a disagreement this morning and we are meeting on Monday. Long story short, save all emails as proof when promises have been made. Helpful, helpful, helpful ;)
staff: Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined. Ready? Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you. (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have
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that1gaydude: This is by far the furthest thing I’ve done in regards to meeting with someone I was talking to online. Long story short; I went on a vacation out of town and created a fake tinder. This guy asked for my number, and we spoke for a day.
eyeseeyousmiling: Long story short: this guy walked in with a Chive shirt on (if you don’t know what that is - Google away) I take care of him for dinner then we sit and talk about the chive right? Awesome dude. I wrote “Keep Calm Chive On” all
krvsty: long story short i either like people too much or not at all
nakedly:being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
daysixs: “It’s a long story, but please listen. Listen to the tale of an unbelievable secret between my sister and me. Listen to all the crazy messes I’ve been through. Listen to the tale of a bratty little sister, and her average brother.
kqmkam: look-better-with-glasses: http://look-better-with-glasses.tumblr.com/ erasablememory: sexonmasstransit: blue-eyed-lovers: tigre75: Tigre75 . . Oh, it’s a long story. But you can give me a lift. (via TumbleOn)
firesageshyu: willisahappygrahamcracker: itsy8itsyspiders8log:the-doctors-sexiest-companion:So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2I never usually reblog informational stuff. But
stoner-vogue: stoner-vogue: stoner-vogue: stoner-vogue: yeahhhyougotme: stoner-vogue: stoner-vogue: stoner-vogue: stoner-vogue: Ok so long story short my boss didn’t pay me and I’m poor and hungry and can’t get money until Idk when . If
naughtyjessicahoward: This one drives me wild. It plays to my helpless fetish. I was tied to a diving board naked once, but that’s a long story. I only wish she was barefoot. I would take my time enjoying her.
collegeandbored: Happy 400 everyone! Heres a dick pic with my favorite toy haha. Long story short it’s name is tyler haha
frogyell: i was trying to say “c’est la vie” but i forgot the phrase and so long story short i shrugged and said “livin la vida loca”
animedads: whenever I’m massively sad I ask myself: WWKD? (What Would Kenshiro Do?) and well long story short I need one of you to sacrifice yourself so I can become very strong
the-truth-talks: me: it’s a long story person: i have time!
animekinoftg: long story part 1I have a big folder full of Captions that i love, i want to shear them with you, i didn’t make these and i forget who made them, if you know plese comments
missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened. ✨
lthredge: September 21, 1996. It’s not as easy to get a UPS uniform as you’d think. My source was a group of lesbians in Ptown (long story). Still got the uniform. These pics were a hit too.
benjamintherealest: Long Story Short: Madoka and Homura are about to fuck and shit where a drunk Junko walks in on them. Being the caring mother she is, Junko gives Madoka and Homura short lesson on using condoms and dental dam before any sexual act
sarcasticmemer: omgalazerpewpew: weasleysmoriartyplan: sixpenceee: I Wish by reddit user Tesnich It’s a long story, but I hope you’ll take a moment to hear what I have to say. I was never very good at making friends. My parents died when I
roqo: racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first
stellion69: Long story short, this is one of my mates I met through my cousin. Half Tongan. Just got out of jail, we went and got drunk and he showed me what he learnt while in the cells 👌🏾 damn it was so good👅🍆 his body on mine 😍😍
nuiboy13: stellion69: Long story short, this is one of my mates I met through my cousin. Half Tongan. Just got out of jail, we went and got drunk and he showed me what he learnt while in the cells 👌🏾 damn it was so good👅🍆 his body on mine
Last night I accidentally nutted in my fleshlight...Long story short, I think I'm in love.
ms-woodsworld: thechesterfield: My nickname since the summer of 1997. It’s a long story ms-woodsworld. ♡em I’ve got time later…LOL
artieshaw: my grandparents both got new cellphones and my grandma was telling me how she got a picture message but she couldn’t figure out what it was because she didn’t have her glasses so she gave the phone to her sister and long story short my
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nataliedormes: “What about these? Where’d you steal this from?”—“Well, that’s a long story. But rest assured it was worn by a princess almost as beautiful as you.”
quietobservation: Interesting fact: I can’t dance. Well, I’m sure I can, but it is really rather awkward and laughable. Long story short, an awkward childhood of religious restrictions- and dancing and any music other than the very religious was
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