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ileftmyheartinwesteros: I decided to go to the gym at the last minute and nick has to go to work and I can’t find my sports bra so long story short we had a fight about my goddamn bra and I’m pissy now >. ahoboandhisbox said: Go take your pissiniess
"We Are all stories, in the end." ~ Doctor Who
dreamsofamalesubmissive: as some of you might know,I am a wrestling fan. and today (4/6/14) is Wrestlemaina XXX. while my favorite wrestler CM Punk isn’t currently with WWE (long story behind that) I do also enjoy the ring work of one Daniel Bryan.
dreamsofamalesubmissive: fmsavage: dreamsofamalesubmissive: as some of you might know,I am a wrestling fan. and today (4/6/14) is Wrestlemaina XXX. while my favorite wrestler CM Punk isn’t currently with WWE (long story behind that) I do also enjoy
the-truth-talks: me: it’s a long story person: i have time!
mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’. Long story short, she called the whole family round and gave us the standard ‘murder
eyesofanangeltongueofadevil: mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Long story short, she called the whole family round and
micthemicrophone: I love how in One Piece each crew member has these long stories and series of events that happen before they join the crew, and then there’s Brooke: That’s it. That’s how it happened.
zomgs: xcalebsworldx: xcalebsworldx: I’m looking for Sarah. She’s from Sweden. That’s all I know. I REALY need to find her please help me. Please help me! I’m still looking for Sarah. I really need her it’s a very long story please just
theuppitynegras: theuppitynegras: Y’all mean to tell mean that this man made 61k for a potato salad fuck this I’m making a gofundme to pay off this phone my phone bill is like 2 months over due and long story short it’s 700 my summer hours at
dandalf-thegay: Long story short: the whole photography class and several joggers now know I’m a sweaty ho
smithandrogers: copperbadge: arnaut-rosseau: redmensch: in december 1889, alexander parvus, a russian jew who had become a german revolutionary (& later financier, it’s a long story), announced the birth of a son in the sächsische arbeiterzeitung,
fetishexpo: My sister said her boyfriend eats her pussy the best. I laughed at that bitch for about 15 minutes, then bet her 1000 dollars she’d forget his name once Im finished. long story short, once she couldn’t nut any longer, she gave me my
thingsmydickdoes: missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened. Awwww her little dudette matches LD’s haircut! So cute! 😊😊😊😊😬🍆😻⚡️⚡️
buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
itsy8itsyspiders8log: the-doctors-sexiest-companion:So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2I never usually reblog informational stuff. But in this case it is something I feel very
geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time. Update:
rad-roach: Every time I post Charlie the Choo-Choo somewhere I get a lot of visceral “NO!” reactions so I might as well share him with y’all Long story short: it’s a completely innocuous children’s book by Stephen King except every illustration
wemonz: wemonz: HELP ME!!! (sorry in advance- TW homophobia, abuse) URGENT NEWS!!! Here goes everything. It’s 4am. I’m not homeThings at home got BAD tonight. Long story short, my conservative mom found out that I’m a lesbian in a happy relationship
fvckzach: Hey guys so I’m trying this out. Basically I used to go to a school that was 贄,000 per year..it was my parents idea…long story short they decided to stop paying after the first year & didn’t tell me. So I transfered to a community
towritelesbiansonherarms: luciferinthethroneroom: blue-adkins: ”At parties I’m not the person who holds forth with a great long story that everyone listens to. I’m more likely to eat the food.” - Kristen Wiig I have a love/hate relationship
strikeblr: gratefulcurse: fhoantells: “I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.” I’m dying. (imgur album) After that incident Bruce Lee gave him a spot in all of his movies. That moment actually launched Jackie Chan’s career. I
im a crappy person i wan’t trying to be mean to mom but i just feel like constricted, trapped anxious i feel like crying and she was taking her sweet little time telling a long story and she didn’t really need me she just wanted to tell me
just had an interesting afternoon. after the event, hung out with a friend and somehow the topic got onto relationships and then from there to fetishes and long story short, i gave him the url for my tumblr. here’s hoping that this doesn’t
admittedly a rather lazy day...
headspace-hotel:itsalljustthoughtsanyway:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:have been reading the wikipedia page for fraudulent memoirs (long story) and I would just like to state that i’m not even a Real Appalachian
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
markmcevoy: Long story short
stellion69: Long story short, this is one of my mates I met through my cousin. Half Tongan. Just got out of jail, we went and got drunk and he showed me what he learnt while in the cells 👌🏾 damn it was so good👅🍆 his body on mine 😍😍
Although the vacation was a pleasant escape, the rift between the two had grown considerably during Vhaelen’s absence. Things hadn’t felt quite the same in a long time and both men were finally forced to deal with it face to face. The decision
Last night had been a whirlwind of events and he had hit the wall long before he stormed out of the headquarters in an embarrassed huff. Even after departing things were still tense and despite being in his own bed, he didn’t get very much sleep.
asskang:👑 is here with a Freebie during the Rona😩🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️!! Sorry for delay on Mega …Long story🤦🏾♂️! But dropping Friday!!! Reblog/ Share! #BBW😩🤯🍑🍑
quitethefreak: catastrophicmisfit:catastrophicmisfit:I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without
thispoetspace: britheprincesss: thispoetspace: thispoetspace: oh shit. so yall. the other day i got a text message from a random number about jello shots.. long story short, i now have a jello shot plug who produces over 100 flavors & i could
geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:Accidentally wore a red shirt and khakis to Target today. Long story short I think I was promoted as assistant store manager
limebreaker: Streamdraw.Cuddlefucking. Long story.
cuminsideherpussy: cuminsideherpussy: Here’s a few more from the other night. This is my slut girl naked in another mans bed. Long story short she got in contact with an old boyfriend from highschool she hadn’t seen in 10 years while she was visiting
When someone finishes a long story and you realize there was no point to it...
thehobbutts: audreyjensensgirl: thehobbutts: i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized
viridian-sun: heedra: why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast
kedreeva:redbirdblogs:titleknown:titleknown:In even more terrifying internet news, long story short, there’s a big committee happening in the US Copyright Office to try and talk about whether they should expand Content ID to the entire internet, and
lrgcarter:daggersdawn:goddessoftheblackcoast:skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania wonder why it’s called that This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.
lil-mizz-jay: The Blind AssassinNexia’s a pretty long story. She’s one of the main protagonists of a series of books I’m writing called Dreamseek. She’s the primary protagonist of book 2, “Dreamseek: The Blind Assassin,” as well. Her mission
lookingprettybig:“I decided to gain shortly after finding out my boyfriend was into it. Was being nosey one night and went through his Instagram DM’s and found messages about gaining, long story short, he told me about it and the whole gaining process
tooiedraws:So basically I need to raise about for vet bills. Long story short, my dog Caddy had a seizure a few days ago which turned into several trips to the vet trying to figure out what caused it. Well, it turns out she has chronic ehrlichia
dissociating-in-dystopia: Long story short, my dad got stabbed and as such he was fired (illegally) for not being able to work. I can’t cover the bills. Here is my gofundme please help, even if all you can do is reblog. please.
dentiloquist: methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in
roqo: racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first
kelssiel: corvidcorgi: viridian-sun: heedra: why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story
chambergambit:alien: wtf is this?human: it’s a glass vase.alien: explain.human: well, long story short, we did some weird shit to some sand.
