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desperatepiss: THIS IS A LONG STORY, SORRY GUYS. I’m just so horny. :(——————————————————————————————After the first squirt of pee in my Goodnites, I stood over a towel in the kitchen and emptied
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: I’d say about 95% of the time a person has told me “it’s a long story,” it wasn’t
Actually, fuck it. No one follows me to read paragraphs of bitching. Long story short, finally found a trainer that wants to work with me and wants to start next week. Prospect of service dog -actually- happening makes both parents backpedal and suddenly
the-nope-train: LONG STORY SHORT i have a lot of costly things coming my way come mid-September and although i am working i figured i might as well sell a few things, too. i’ll admit it’s going to be a little bittersweet parting with my now ~old
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100304: Yeah like I watched this Minwoo fancam earlier from when they danced to “Alone” during the fanmeeting Long story short, I died a million deaths because pleather leggings and lip bites
I realize I never did upload any of the pictures we FINALLY got back from our wedding (from over a year ago… yeah, long story) but anyway, prepare to be spammed! This is a great shot of my sunshine 🌞💘💋
nakedly: being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
rarityinempathy: So, long story short I wrote a letter to Patrick asking if he could write out a line from Coast (It’s Gonna Get Better) so I could get it tattooed because that song means so much to me and has helped me with panic attacks. Two days
roiamericain: roiamericain:hi guys! long story short: ever since presenting masculine 24/7, i am finding it impossible to get a job because i am transgender. now, i’m being kicked out of my house. i have a donation bin up here where i offer rewards
miniar: vikingshistory: Incorrect vikings quotes wiking women were badass… like Auður Vésteins… long story short, a man tried to bribe her with silver to give up her husband’s location.. so she beat him the fuck up with the purse full of
moonemy: duxwontobey: princelunadarkshine: phoenixcollective: moonemy: tfw cis ppl are perfectly fine with an obviously made up story created to make trans ppl look like monsters but arent ok with trans ppl turning it into a meme to feel better about
jasbiskus: jasbiskus: Finally did a somewhat decent commission post. Long story short, I need money for the end of this month (and maybe December as well but I’m not sure yet) so any help I can get really helps, boosts are also appreciated! I think
babylonian: babylonian: it’s 2:47 AM and i couldn’t find this clip anywhere and long story short i had to download a whole season of Backyardigans just to laugh at this stupid fucking exchange again. enjoy i just got a copyright claim on this video
inkahootz18: littlebluboxx: silentauroriamthereal: nofreedomlove: Source “Image Credit: Carol Rossetti When Brazilian graphic designer Carol Rossetti began posting colorful illustrations of women and their stories to Facebook, she had no
babydreamgirl: hellocallmeyours: hellocallmeyours: hellocallmeyours: hellocallmeyours: hellocallmeyours: help a black trans girl survive w/o help from her bullshit dad hi im sugar and i made a post prior to this about my situation. Long story
jothic: ⚠️‼️ URGENT: PLEASE HELP A TRANS MAN GET OUT OF HIS ABUSIVE LIVING SITUATION ‼️⚠️ March 1st, 2019 Neo here! So, long story short, it kind of hit me how I desperately need help getting out of my emotionally abusive mother’s house.
tysonmurphy: Guys come up with a story for this character!!!
dashiana:A 2013 - 2017 doodle roundup of Hunter (once known as “Huner” for some reason). He is the “main character” of … whatever this is. Or, if I was to draw or write this story in any format, it would be from his point of view. Gleaming
dynastylnoire: -imaginarythoughts-: hipsterlibertarian: In July I shared a story of an incident in which my city’s police stormed a man’s house looking for drugs in the middle of the night and executed his two (understandably startled) dogs. One
staff: Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined. Ready? Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you. (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have
neil-gaiman: staff: Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined. Ready? Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you. (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service
socialjusticekoolaid: revolutionarykoolaid: Today in Solidarity: Ferguson Women on the Frontlines: Our Voices, Our Stories Millenial Activists United (@MillenialAU) have been leading from the frontlines in Ferguson and the Twitter-verse, proving once
lyndsayfaye: doublemeatwithguac: luisgpiercing: huffingtonpost: Seeing Eye Cat Adopts Blind Dog As Best Friend, Guides Him Everywhere This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak. Watch this
thepeoplesrecord: The Malala you won’t hear aboutOctober 16, 2014 Malala Yousafzai, the 17-year-old Pakistani activist, has won a well-deserved Nobel Peace Prize, putting her and her amazing, tragic story back in the spotlight. Per usual, nevertheless,
chocodi: horsefacedbastard: horsefacedbastard: horsefacedbastard: Hi there! I’m offering ŭ sketch commissions indefinitely! Long story short, I am out of a stable form of income and am currently looking for a better paying job with more hours.
krxs10: ++++++++ IMPORTANT PLEASE READ ++++++++ One of the leading witnesses identity, also infamously known as Witness #40, whos story was used in the Mike Brown case, has just been uncovered only to reveal a woman named Sandy McElroy. problem? SHE
catsbeaversandducks:PLEASE keep your black cats safe this Friday the 13thUnfortunately, whenever a Friday the 13th comes around, we can still hear stories of black cats being abused, tortured, or neglected. There are a lot of disturbed and mean people
bryankonietzko:giancarlovolpe: “God of Love” is here!This is basically one of those stories I’d never be able to get away with in the animation industry. So I figured I’d make it into a webcomic, which you can read here, for free.I hope
floricanto-canela:feminesque:2011madgastronomer:marxvx:my night manager (who is a gay man) and i sometimes sit down and exchange stories and tidbits about our sexuality and our experiences in the queer cultural enclave. and tonight he and i were talking
geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time. Update:
I’m miserable.I don’t like seeing other people successful and happy. I just read a short paragraph-long story someone posted online of getting with their crush years ago and I am checking out.Dean is a sack of shit and made me cry again but I still
Yeah I’m grumpy today Long story short my one weekly day off contained 5 hours at workAnd an employee tried to start a bitch fit with me when I was in street clothes, over….no, no i am not going to turn this into a 2000-word vent.
muirin007:WAIT, WAIT, WAIT….. Have I not told you guys this story????? I must have mentioned it. I must have mentioned it at some point. HAVE I SERIOUSLY NOT TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT MY HORRIBLE 7TH GRADE PHANTOM FIC???? Okay, buckle up, buckaroos, here
apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN
ainitsuite-agape:Yuri Plisetsky week DAY 5 - Social Network (19.03)It’s supposed to be the follow up of the story from the previous days of the week that you can find here:PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3but I guess you can enjoy it also as a stand alone
fluffyomorashi:Heyyyyaa! ~✌🏻✨ n//n” haven’t been on in a while lol- soooo long story short a few days ago stuff happened and been stressing.. (but don’t wanna talk about that rn lol >\\>”)- but in the last week just been on an anxiety
promised a certain someone i’d post taina in color asap for reference purposes so here ya go, the updated height chart thingsorry it took so long, i just couldn’t decide on her palette bc i keep thinking of her as 100% grey due to her circumstances
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
the-doctors-sexiest-companion:So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2
tinyghostheir: Ok so, I hate hate hate doing this because I know that there are people worse off than me but fuck, I’m really bad off right now. Long story short I live with my family and they’re very very much the ‘traditionalist’. I came out
thehobbutts: audreyjensensgirl: thehobbutts: i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized
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imaseawitch: lillersdabomb: john-dadams: they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer #we absolutely do have an explanation #long story short his neighbor
zoobus:foldingfittedsheets:jules-hoard-of-stuff:jules-hoard-of-stuff:jules-hoard-of-stuff:Hey. Don’t fucking use Shutterstock.So. I’m in deep shit because Shutterstock has no cancel plan button.Let me explain. Long story short, tried a free
buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
hot-soccermom: hot-soccermom: Who is going to the movies this weekend to see rogue one? Does anyone want to go with me? 💋 Long story, but I finally got to see Rogue One today. It was awesome! Have you seen it yet?
gloomy-sheep: Hey everyone! I’m going to start doing skype shows! The reason behind this being that I ran into a bit of trouble yesterday with my bank. Long story short, they messed up on my payment for hormones and now I can’t order until i pay
ask-grimdark-scootaloo: guntersprite: This reminds me.. One time my bro and I were playing Halo 2 online and some guy on our team kept doing the guardian glitch to kill him. It’s a long story if you don’t know about the guardian glitch, but basically,
Wouldn’t call these inktoeber drawings, as they are expression sketches of Aislin, Jadeite, and Neve. Long story short this is some stuff that I’m learning from my character design class. I need to study expressions more.
sergle: hey so my friend @aerodom has been in a really shit situation and, long story short, is in danger of becoming homeless. He’s living with his family, and his mom has kind of just stopped paying rent. He hasn’t had any warning that he’d need
guysguyli: It is a long story how my buddy got me addicted to his cock, but if took a guy’s road trip, sometime he made me do something to prove how bad I wanted his dick. He would just laugh and grab my crotch knowing it would be hard
