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I reclaimed my box of Mille Bornes today and immediately became nostalgic for Earl Grey and Cheese-Its. Long story.
My sister may change her looks on a monthly, even weekly, basis sometimes - goth to scene to prim and proper to sporty to punk - but inside she’s still the sister I fell in love with and as long as she’s still that person inside, she can do
The day after they got home from their honeymoon, Beth came over. She was wearing a long coat which was understandable because it was pretty chilly outside but unlike normal, she didn’t immediately take it off. Instead, she handed me a letter and
buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
nakedly:being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
catastrophicmisfit:catastrophicmisfit:I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked
sniffing: all-of-the-sudden: okay so sniffing reblogged one of my friends photos and he flipped out and bought chinese food and almost cried and it was super adorable and anyways long story short lucas is a saint and he makes people feel so good about
chlamydia-trachomatis: when will the kinkshaming stop
missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened.
misslovesattention: Reposting this because I like the set. Long story as to why I have to repost. [Caption deleters and self promoters are lame]
staff: Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined. Ready? Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you. (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have
that1gaydude:This is by far the furthest thing I’ve done in regards to meeting with someone I was talking to online. Long story short; I went on a vacation out of town and created a fake tinder. This guy asked for my number, and we spoke for a day.
fixiegirls: Repost: @steff.gutovska #fixiegirl 😅 Long story short: my road cycling history began after a very very painful knee injury, which I got from riding fixed gear. Half a year of rehabilitation and soft cycling got me back in the seat. I
the-doctors-sexiest-companion:So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 | link 2
geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time. Update:
Was walking home from the movies, and long story short was followed home and sexually harassed. I was raped in 2010, now I've been followed and harassed in 2012, I can only guess that 2014 will bring something else. I guess I'm lucky to be here to write
romancegifs:“To make a long story short, six hours after they met, her ladyship was in love.”Barry Lyndon (1975) dir. Stanley Kubrick
hisuiii: long story short- this happened lmao. Also didn’t realize there was a limit of pictures per post, oh well rofl XD
lordaardvarksfm: Insert Witty Title Here [Sound] Mixtape.moe stream (sound) Gfycat (no sound) Well, long story short, I decided to make an Elizabeth thing. Anal is by far the single most requested thing for Elizabeth, so here’s Elizabeth taking
callmepo: Phanty-FLASH! A little goofiness inspired by @cheesecakes-by-lynx who did a doodle in response to the many cool artworks by @kindahornyart of Phanty and Susie. Long story short, I am a fan and follower of both these talented guys and being
grimphantom2: kindahornyart: Couple of rewards for my “clam” tier patrons (long story) Btw. I have a Patreon. Dig Zoey’s bird bush =P so many cuties~ ;9
lookingprettybig:“I decided to gain shortly after finding out my boyfriend was into it. Was being nosey one night and went through his Instagram DM’s and found messages about gaining, long story short, he told me about it and the whole gaining process
I’m not into Spider-Man that much anymore (long story) but this is cool.
uclafratjockn2cock: So he sends me his pix…… Long story short….. Later that week….. Sucked him…… Fucked me…… Sucked him again……. Fucked me again…….. Blasted cum on his face……. “accidentally”……. Never heard from him
azubinode: Now that took way longer than expected. Model was kinda broken and then I tried to update her and blah blah blah.. Long story short; I had to redo everything. Alternate angle is still rendering. Gonna post it later. Enjoy!White dude: webmshare
noevlys: I can’t say everything I’ve felt, thought, and chose about my art and myself. What choices i made to those things, let alone what I feel has worked or how much. It’d be a long story but I know I’ve at least gotten something that lets
nosmir: Comms sure filled up fast! Thanks for your patronage, dudes! OKAY HERE WE GO, HOOOLY SMOKES. Commissions again, oh lordy. Long story short, it turns out they’re really useful, and not doing any severely hampers my ability to have income, so
Casualty of the Game: The Big L Story (via complexmagazine) Who was the greatest rapper of all time? When the never-ending debate resumes—from barber shops and street corners to online chat rooms—the same litany of names comes up again and again.
confusedauthor: “When in was in high school, I had cancer. It’s not something I talk about a lot because I don’t want to turn it into a sympathy issue. To make a long story short, one summer I found a lump on my foot. It was a tumor and was removed,
auwa: HELLO EVERYONE PLEASE SAVE THIS DOG’S LIFE!!! I know Tumblr has been known for being a miracle worker when it comes to situations like this, so I figured I’d try and give this a shot. Long story short, our neighbors down the road recently took
kingbray3: yrocishere: KING from the DMV; teaches middle school History and Politics in the Maryland area. Came thru Richmond VA for the holidays and mentioned he’d never really fucked around before in my city. Long story short, he’s been back twice
nakedly: being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
attn: dreams do really come true !!!
askvinylandoctavia: Come on, I tried to make you a cup of tea, but, long story short, it’s coffee. x3!
askthepokeponycrusaders: Sweetie: How did that happen anyway. Apple Bloom: It’s a long story xD
asksailorponies: staff: Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined. Ready? Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you. (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service
kairifilly-ao-blog:So um…I got this small slime pony now. L-long story…but, yay?(Mod: Based from a surprise RP with GP mod last night. So I guess Kairi has a slime pony pet now lol it looks like her cause it took her shape.Send some asks related?)
luna-afterdark: Apologies in advance text post ahoy! It is in fact Fauxsquared and no I am not dead. Long story short I be getting help for depression. And things are starting to work out fine. Herny has been letting me play on this blog since I know
dsp2003: “Pie’s Eating Contest” This comic has a long story. One of my pals, Thainen, came up with this idea somewhere back in the April of 2015. I liked the concept, but it took a while for me to actually sketch the whole sequence. The first
rosa-the-pirate:askchilimod:Thanks you guys for giving me some of your time, I want to tell you about my situation at the moment and why I need to ask for your help so I’ll try to make the long story short.As some of you may have noticed I became absent
darkfiretaimatsu:So it turns out hooves aren’t really compatible with swipe motions~ Anyway, long story short, since smartphones are a scarce technology in Equestria, I don’t play GO anymore~xD! Meeps….
braixendaily:it’s a long story… x3
10art1:Alright, so two weeks ago I basically hit the art version of rock bottom. Long story short, I felt like I was not drawing what I truly wanted to draw, and it killed my motivation, and since bronycon I drew maybe one thing. Anyway, this is where
10art1: Alright, so two weeks ago I basically hit the art version of rock bottom. Long story short, I felt like I was not drawing what I truly wanted to draw, and it killed my motivation, and since bronycon I drew maybe one thing. Anyway, this is where
2iconic2bait: sleepingthottie: that1gaydude: This is by far the furthest thing I’ve done in regards to meeting with someone I was talking to online. Long story short; I went on a vacation out of town and created a fake tinder. This guy asked for
straightniggastories: (Last TIme I Forgot To Actually Show What The Main Character Actually Looked Like)Long story short I didn’t get to far.Turns out the security guard wasn’t to far from our classroom and heard our little scuffle and came running.For
thedailywhat: Frivolous Facebook Meme of the Day: Long story short, in case you’re not current on the latest Facebook meme, people all over the world have been changing their profile pics to cartoon characters from their youth to “raise awareness”
bryankonietzko: Korrasami is canon.You can celebrate it, embrace it, accept it, get over it, or whatever you feel the need to do, but there is no denying it. That is the official story. We received some wonderful press in the wake of the series finale
Some drawing practice rp I did for paintberri that I’m actually really happy withalso its technically about a story I’ve been working on for ages so onto here it goes.
suicunesrider: Alright… Let’s get into the REAL reason why this matters. Long story short, well-meaning liberals (*cough* tumblr *cough*) are falling for manipulation by straight-up nazis, and this info really needs to be shared. In case anyone here
So I called the hospital again to reach the nurse who’s taking care of my mom. She was like “oh yeah, she’s been really wanting to talk with her daughter”.Long story short, she sounded tired but otherwise fine. She also wants to talk with dad,
useless-koreafacts: useless-swedenfacts:Maybe the “hippest” clothing chain store in South Korea is called Åland, named after the Swedish-speaking Åland Islands located between Sweden and Finland (but part of Finland – it’s a long story). You
boyonetta: kamiyu910: loona-cry: shadowblayze: omgwtfmia: courtnashe: gogogoeties: itsy8itsyspiders8log: the-doctors-sexiest-companion: So I posted this on facebook and long story short 50 shades of shade happened in the comments. link 1 |