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yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Our party has been hired to kill the King by his sister. Long story short: the entire party gets into a fight with the guards causing them to be apprehended and arrested except for the Cleric. DM: So you hear a commotion-
ablackthot: She told me that she ran into a ex and that they exchanged numbers. I wanted him to see how much of slut she has become, so I told her to invite him over.Long story short, we ran a train on her.
racingbarakarts: racingbarakarts: I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first year
killjoy-exe: Hey!! Long story short– Quest Diag. is a piece of shit for my uninsured ass. And they never sent me this bill (plus a new one for 200$ in Feb) so this big one is in collection. And the more recent one for 赨 USD is going to collections
hawberries: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUT POSTS OF KAGEYAMA TOBIO A.K.A. ‘THE KING OF THE COURT’he is now my boyfriend (long story)
ourcaribbeanbornstuff: meatgod: ablackthot: She told me that she ran into a ex and that they exchanged numbers. I wanted him to see how much of slut she has become, so I told her to invite him over. Long story short, we ran a train on her. She as
nakedly: being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
tokokomo: theodorepython: so-spectacular: diglettdevious: andrivette: laziestmouse: I used to work in a high street shoe shop. It had a kids department and one day the management decided to see how I’d handle customer complaints. Long story short,
itssexualhour: Okay so there was this really hot new foreign exchange student at our school from the UK and we flirted a lot and long story short I ended up losing my virginity in our school’s janitor closet. It was really really hot and then when
robosuplex: viivus: I usually don’t upload coursework, but I’m incredibly happy with how this project turned out. Long story short, it is a sleeping bag and pillow set modelled off my little pink pencil case that you can see in pretty much all of
geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: geekandmisandry: My husband doesn’t believe me that shaving your legs is difficult and time consuming. So long story short he is about to shave his legs for the first time. Update:
methylbenzene: Long story short my friend Derek did a 18+ panel at a con and he was literally sponsored by Bad Dragon and they gave him a free dragon dildo and he used it to frost a cinnamon roll and the nostalgia critic had a panel in the same room
blacc-goth: I’m really sorry to have to do this again but I need help again. It’s a long story, most of you probably know already, but the end result is that we owe over a grand in rent, and that’s way more than what it’s supposed to be and with
lbardugo: emilyhann: Here’s my full story from the Valor Anthology! Thank you all for supporting the Kickstarter in 2014 and the book last summer, as well as sharing stuff on tumblr. I learned so much from this project and had such a great experience
apolloadama: bigpapaonatrain: This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN
buzzfeednews: And they shared the whole story.
micdotcom: This white woman’s shocking account of police brutality reveals the importance of the #BlackLivesMatter movement Molly Suzanna shared a story on Facebook that she had never told before: when she was 19, she ran a red light while crying,
amandabynesustogether: american-hohohorror-story: feel old yet? i wasn’t ready
femmesorcery: iwannabeadored: femininium: my gf is volunteering as a k-3 counselor at a day camp for trans/nb/gnc youth & their families, and she’s been telling me all of these absurdly sweet stories abt the babies and i cannot handle them omg
aph–italy: toesonlace: angelclark: A Teen With Down Syndrome Just Landed A Modelling Contract Madeline Stuart, the courageous and inspiring teen model with Down syndrome whose story we first told here, has just landed her first major modeling
baddaytodraw:froggy-horntail:pantheonbooks:duamuteffe:illesigns:Pixars 22 Rules of Story Telling9 is worth the price of admission, holy crap.This is genius. So many great writing tips!And this is why Pixar is a master in their field.N° 19…No, these’re
iknowwhyshespeaks: micdotcom: a love story for the ages (x) me too simone
tycarterart: Ty Carter Art-Thoughts on Color, Part 1 & 2; Design, Color and “Value” an Idea. Hey rajivnarayanan, Thanks! Here are a few demos I’ve posted on workflow, color, values, composition, and story. To see the full text and details
yuuri-katsuki-on-ice: ladyflowdi: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackphoenix1977: pleatedjeans: Three cheers for these guys [x] This is how to be a good ally. Using their Bro-ness for good, not evil So a tiny story: on Black Friday a few weeks
itsagifnotagif: My most popular snapchat stories of the last year. Snapchat: itsagifnotagif
derinthemadscientist: factsinallcaps: THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA.
darth-jada: its-just-tae: grandpaq: prettyboyshyflizzy: cali-ovoxo: sincerelyafrica: Convos with Trish Part. 3 😭😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Shoulda caressed her booty hole & said “soon my friend” @darth-jada my hoe stories be like
uppityfemale: The President charges his own Secret Service to use his golf carts. The Secret Service also had to move out of their floors in Trump Tower because they couldn’t afford the lease. THE PRESIDENT IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL
onequartercanadian: jordyyynm: jordyyynm: who wants to hear the story about how a girl in my spanish 2 class fought back against the horrible spanish teacher and won if this gets 2 notes i will tell it one note is good enough for me. so there’s
buttsweats: where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
babyeridan: my english teacher in 9th grade used to put prompts up for daily 5 minute writing warmups and one day the prompt was just the word “hippo” and i wrote a page long story in 5 minutes about an underground russian mafia that distributed
rick-two-shoes: So one time I was black-out drunk and my friends told me to take a picture with some random guy. Long story short I woke up the next morning to find this on my phone
littlesquelette: tarassein: long story short, don’t ever start cutting This is important
tarassein: long story short, don’t ever start cutting
stoutshady: emmetbrickowskivevo: stoutshady: once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house
jsonkmg: See that? That’s me and my first love, Alyssa Dominguez. You may know us as the couple from the 3 months video. We were together for 7 months, but we recently broke up a couple of weeks ago. Long story short, I messed up. I got too clingy,
milf4bbcstretch: Long Story Short. He has the Big Black Cock, stamina, rhythm and she’s Not Coming Back.
mdlabick: i did this sticker about 2 months ago for something but long story short its not gonna get used so here it is!!
eyesofanangeltongueofadevil: mychemicalbooks: sugarquillsandfizzingwhizbees: My mum didn’t know it was a TV show and she freaked out when she saw me googling ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ Long story short, she called the whole family round and
catastrophicmisfit:catastrophicmisfit:I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked
emo-tumblarina-rawr-xd: superwholockinnibal: dumb-gay-lizard-in-a-trenchcoat: so anyways i was thinking about this post the other day and anyways long story short i did a thing whERE IS MISHA ON THIS Misha is everywhere, he has his own pyramid
harkthefallenangelssing: every time i read the secret history i realise that i relate to it even more and it reflects my personal philosophy and aesthetic a little better and long story short by the end of 2014 i probably would have killed a man
lrgcarter:daggersdawn:goddessoftheblackcoast:skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania wonder why it’s called that This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.
sherrygtv: So the picture on the Right was taken 28 years ago. The left picture 2 weeks ago. Same dress!!! I just had to try it on 1 more time. It obviously needed some alteration but I did get into it! I could tell the long story but suffice it to say
livviebelle: Long story short: I am desperately need to be fucked senseless.
catastrophicmisfit:catastrophicmisfit:I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head”Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked
fairy-dust-and-wishes: I remember when I started my period, I was like freaking out and crying hysterically and my little sister thought I was dying so she started screaming and crying hysterically long story short my mom threw a pack of pads at my face
staff: Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined. Ready? Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you. (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have
meatgod: ablackthot: She told me that she ran into a ex and that they exchanged numbers. I wanted him to see how much of slut she has become, so I told her to invite him over. Long story short, we ran a train on her. She as a perfect asshole, meatGod
magicalcxrl: Long story short, I spent too much time on the top image and now it’s my masterpiece
J. R. R. Tolkien’s handwritten letter discussing the motivation behind the Lord of the Rings.[x] “I wrote The Lord of the Rings because I wished ‘to try my hand at a really long story that would hold the attention of readers, amuse them,
drivenbysex: So yesterday my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. It was over something so fucking stupid it’s hard to believe it blew up so big. Long story short, we ended up breaking up and she went home. However, like most of our fights, we ended
venomography: Long story short. I really like dressing up. Happy Halloween every one!!!