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icanbarelyspeak: not-thefunniestblog: if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
nintendoggy: shes cheer captain and im doing meth in a gas station bathroom
bemusedlybespectacled: overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver: So what if I can’t draw? Who are you to deny me my ~sexual liberation~? This guy is doing it right.
halloweenpunk: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
poree-zayas: Salvador Dali - “Dali Atomicus”. The 1948 work shot by Philippe Halsman for life magazine. (UNRETOUCHED version, you can still see wires and prop man holding the chair.)
sugaryacid: spookylynx: I made some still talksprites of Nicki Minaj from Luxio’s Ke$hastuck I really wanna draw the Land of Beez and Traps now… GOD BLESS
I’ll tell you why this is one of my fave animation pieces ever, even though it’s just Quasimodo crying, but the animation of it is breathtaking ! The pause he takes when he realizes that Esmeralda is dead, trying to deny it, and when finally he
starstarfairy: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative. his eyes glowed like blue eyes blue eyes white dragon
staycalmhavehope: tveitjolras: reallytryingtoohard: ravingtangent: prvrtspeak CATS AND THEIR MATCHING BUNNIES BUNNIES AND THEIR MATCHING CATS The bottom middle one is the best because the cat looks like it was just told it accidentally fathered
city-of-percabeth: horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch
starcrossingbird: kawaiisharkarts: JENNA MADE THIS JOKE AND I WAS WONDERING WHY IT HADN’T BEEN DONE BEFORE WOW COULD THIS BE ANYMORE PERFECT?
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
believed: nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
usakumya: …. More to share. EDIT: I apologize for the horrible quality previously! I was using an App on my iOS device and did not know it would post such a horrible quality. I think I fixed it.
quentinandrew: There’s an island in Japan where wild cats wander freely through the streets, boatyards, porches, and houses of the city. I want to go to there. This made me really happy.
robbiebaldwino: thatsmoderatelyraven: maryland is so weird just look at the shape of it and look at it to the side it looks like a person on the computer sitting on a chair Bloggerland alternatively:
mormondad: I am sick and tired of Obama acting like he runs this damn country
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. it’s no longer technically a box once i’ve flattened and cut it.
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: apriki: Remember when someone decided Pluto wasn’t a planet and people got really angry hashtag #plutofeels
kill-the-machine: landofdoom: look at this precious thing fucking look at it and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back When good bunnies go bad. THAT ONE IS EATING HIM “hooray! we slew the giant!” It’s celebrating
ijackfrost: bella9248: ijackfrost: I regret nothing. this gif makes me laugh so hard not really because of the caption but because jack’s face just stays like that the whole time and it’s like north is picking up a freaking life sized cut out
billclintonsblowjob: danceabletragedy: Van Gogh’s Paintings Get Tilt-Shifted by Serena Malyon Serena Malyon, a 3rd-year student at art school, took some of van Gogh’s most beautiful paintings and altered them in Photoshop to achieved this
canni8al: i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character
republiccityobsessed: nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on
couurfeyrac: hi my name is enjolras and i’ll be auditioning for the role of french revolution
snufkin-snufkout: finn-theheroguy: unfriendlyjewishhottie: motivatedslacker: anhonestdrug: DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS. And there’s
fauxmosexualtranstrender: wretchedoftheearth: I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay weird
allisonmosley: whispertoyourgrave: I just found this, I can’t Can you imagine just walking by a random play ground and you see mark gatiss in a suit on some little kiddy thing? That would be scary.
loveislove11: urpoo: devinleighbee: karatam: punch-a-your-buns: captain-gumdrops: bluhbluhhugedork: The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand
mellarkish: Do you ever have that feeling when you’re really happy then you remember you have something important or stressful going on and you just
sarcasmsaidit: these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
deodrant: i hate all rich people and i will always hate them until i become rich
bigbardafree: #cant deal with these fake geek boys and their slutty costumes
kankrivantas: do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
droandhoes: frigerator: if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever
richwhitelesbian: life is full of difficult choices like “am i supposed to pretend i care about this or no”
gayleaf: Hello Officer before you arrest me i just want you to know i’m not like other girls
vvebkinz: vvebkinz: this is an important question do babies pee in the womb update: they do and im going to adopt
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: I just want to crawl into bed and sleep for a year or 9
darrenpoopspuppies: squirrels don’t know the square root of x and they seem to be doing fine
doublesevens: alrightyspidey: michaellovesleci: love—fearlessly: the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord hhahahahahahahahahhhahha i can’t stop laughing the comment makes this so much more funnier than
hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three
sassylemon: eatsasstwerk: amazingdan-and-philisnotonfire: i think i found my favorite tumblr ever you use internet explorer….
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
tydolatry: Chamomile is an herb that comes from a flowering plant from the daisy family. Both the fresh and dried flowers of chamomile have been used to create teas for centuries to cure a number of health problems. The active ingredient in chamomile
eccentric-nucleus: this person’s art is actually really neat. the best color palette in existence: black and neon
alexds1: I like his “how did this happen” expression in the second picture
southkoreanfood: Popsicles @ ICE FACTORY in Anyang, South Korea. It is a small cafe that makes homemade gelato, gelato popsicles, yogurt popsicles, and sherbet popsicles with the freshest ingredients. Some of the flavors include chocolate, cream cheese,
mineralists: Slice of green and yellow orbicular agate from the National Mineral Collection
thearcanetheory: thetasrose: wordgotaround: Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
wendzeemakarling: chulacabra: allstarbatmanny: My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts. running w/ scissors without milk
snowychesters: do you ever reread something you wrote a long time ago and just
koncreates: damn-the-jam: loveissuchalovelytorture: shark-bones: Bath mat turns red when wet. I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them. Then wait for the screams of terror. Calm down there,
thecrossroadsangel: I saw the 5th and 6th movies before I read the books. I still need to, actually, but that’s beside the point. An old friend rented them to watch with me. I’d heard of Luna but didn’t really dig further. First thing I really
getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you are not milk. you don’t even like cereal.
heyitspj: Listen here let’s get one thing and one thing only straight if I ever date you I have full access to your hoodies I get to wear them whenever I want
ciritus: rampaigehalseyface: itsamultifandomthing: barackfuckingobama: thepokeyhokey: #steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board
