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ostracizedpoodle: hitler was just being himself and look what happened
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
tvverkin: my life consists of me starting my homework at 10 and finishing it at school the next day
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
rodneykong: there’s more to life than doing drugs and fuckin bitches. pottery. pottery is cool. also jousting. there’s two examples off the top of my head
hellajeffs: criss-llama-colfer: the biggest plot twist of your childhood. No aspect of Cronk could have forseen it The evil and good in him are equally distraught Where is his God now
timaeustortured: try to explain the difference between left and right
lnnea: i only shower in kisses and compliments
dracodevis: lockwie: disfordisney1: zatnikatel: earthandanimals: “Leo the lion, Shere Khan the tiger and Baloo the bear were found together as cubs during a police raid of a drug baron’s home in Atlanta. When the young trio moved to Noah’s Ark
dottianne: ensighclopedia: hardcorewingsdotcom: WHO REMEMBERS MOTHER FUCKIN SKY DANCERS one of my friends got hit in the eye when she was seven with one of these things and she had to go to hospital that sounds about right
jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
lnnea: i don’t like people but i want more friends
do you ever have that song on your ipod that you always skip but then one day you’re forced to listen to it and realize it’s actually the best song ever and you listen to it on repeat for 129648372 days
THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
hungarian: one of the most annoying things teenage girls do is passive-aggressively use the smileyface emoticon like “i’m sorry you’re an ugly fuck(:” oh my god
genarowlands: I understand that [the costumes] are so heavy and so thick, and you’re shooting in the heat, that you fainted? (x)
ifyoucarryonthisway: do schools in england teach their students to end sentences with “xx” or like what happened there
ourfaultingstars: Maybe the reason 90% of my followers don’t talk to me is because i’m making myself too available. Instead of telling you my ask box is lonely i should be playing hard to get and telling you that my ask is having a party and all
butts-with-bro-shades: saiderp: agentofprospit: derpekhale: lsdemon: infecting america it’s like i’m watching a zombie virus jesus christ The spread of an infection The Walmart virus the thing that turned my life into a nightmare
gauntlethair: if i were a pokemon my name would be ugh because that’s like all i say anyway
izolat: edating: kinda weird that you can think about someone as much as you want and they have no idea kinda weird that you can masturbate over someone as much as you want and they have no idea
aladone: It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls
almost-like-a-boss: It will get better, I whisper while taking the 5678th selfie
josiephin: k-kipper: btw-idk: This is what terrifies me about the ocean. the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and
shippery: shippery: madoka gets a lot more entertaining if you replace “would you like to make a contract” with “yo wanna buy some crack”
inmyg4overdac: lefthandedism: crazycato: HOW HIGH DOES THIS BISCUIT LOOK IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FACE IM CRYING WAIT THAT WASNT INTENTIONAL
ketchup-head: this was the only thing in hannah montana ever that i liked
fororchestra: This mouse is so stupid. Seriously, who holds a banjo like that?
sassygaysatanist: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all no one is actually attracted to channing tatum it’s all just peer pressure.
wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to
chesnips: maahamburger: you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it would you like a better deal on your car insurance
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
thediagonallie: girlgrowingsmall: notkorra: girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over
zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
bathsabbath: sutured-infection: Silver skull vinaigrette, Europe, 1701-1900 Like pomanders, vinaigrettes could be used as a vessel to hold strong smelling substances to be sniffed should the user be passing through a particularly smelly area. At a
the-bite-of-frost: jamesbonfire: tastefullyoffensive: [extrafabulouscomics] i like the girl in the back whos dressed as the boss …….the dude on the left though by the water
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
fenneqin: (hushed whisper) I hear her milkshake only brings like 2 to 3 boys to the yard on a GOOD day
awesomephilia: ew-romance: theother-worldlyninja: moraniarty: pwnator: kiriloid: tdrloid: pelicaneggs: jiinkiie2: garrys-wife: Wow, that case must be JAM-packed. It’d butter be looks like shes bready to go my flight had better be rye-t
shavingryansprivates: i can only handle so much social interaction every day before i start getting grumpy and pissed off and it really bothers me when people don’t understand that i just genuinely need some alone time sometimes
thirtyspells: things to remember: you are not a burden you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are but it’s your
beccalovesdarling: blameitonthesilence: mooneymannyinthesky: i-bring-light: laughcentre: i was going through tumblr.com stats and i realized theres an expiry date for the site we finally found the actual apocalypse. And it’s in fucking
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: “i like being attached to fictional characters because they can never hurt me” you’re obviously not attached enough
niftyjaguar: That dog is just like WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.
thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN SAVE THE DAY
shining-in-room217: emkaymlp: bllond-e: Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its ร.99 go to your room BUT WAIT THERES MORE
the-winchester-initiative: akanedee: do you ever read a horrible line in a fan fic and just close out of it and go “no”
tinydragongina: If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert
nevvzealand: haha u liked my pic haha date me
tsunly: how do you talk to the person you like do you just haha no wow that’s gay there we go
forsciencejohn: the-lovely-awkward-pickle: kemalia: this made me smile unless it’s the other way around and they started out together and then broke apart you watch bbc tv shows don’t you
therekunoing: anxiousmonster: piefacemcgee: mineralists: Fire Opal Mexico what no are you sure that looks like someone trapped a sunset in some glass what the hell MEXICO WHERE I WANT ONE OF THOSE? I need one of these to evolve my Eevee to Flareon.
ne-yo: iguanal: dhhsffdfsgfhsgrsyj677865: legally blonde is the most inspiring movie ever a movie about a blonde blue eyed rich babe who gets everything she wants! Elle makes sacrifices, she earned her score and therefore her place in Harvard, and
sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here. Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence
winchestre: do you ever see someone sad and you want to comfort them but all you can say is ‘hey its going to be okay’ and u know it doesnt help but still you mean it
blua: applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
shichirotheantichrist: admin-samantha: cue the horrified gasps of Tumblr’s artists THIS HAPPENS LIKE 27 TIMES A DAY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY I SPEND ON LEAD
your-otp-just: minestuck: princeaspartame: Guys that’s our fricking job as a retail worker. We can get in trouble for not re-inforcing your purchase, if someone happens to be a secret shopper or the like. I don’t know how it is with supermarkets
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