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ludacrisp: i feel uncomfortable and out of place in 98% of all situations
moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up as an example for all other dudes to follow
imthejesusofsuburbia: shiningchan: imthejesusofsuburbia: why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there why are you measuring in calculators DONT TELL ME
thewonderyearstrong: when you think about it spongebob touches on some seriously delicate subjects depression, dissatisfaction with life, abuse in the workplace, accepting each others differences, death, existential crisis, homelessness and bullworm
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
oh-thatshowyoufeel: jesuschristvevo: mabelismyspiritanimal: jesuschristvevo: newsflash: a song doesnt need deep and meaningful lyrics to be a good song Ex: “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen actually no thats a really bad example Actually
emperiocism: penccils: eridangarang: I JUST REALIZED THAT I COULD RIP ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF AND WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE. THERES NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM DOING THAT tumblr user eridangarang realizes the beauty of life tumblr user eridangang is arrested
my roommate and I put up our tree today
nataliejanedoe: it can take me anywhere between 0.02 seconds and 3 days to reply to a text
5evamore: goregeousity: i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous
fuckingdavestrider: vicvicious: mrs-loki-hiddleston: acutepencil: I did not order this box of cat. HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE I NEED dont lie the info is on that pamphlet it has a cat on and everything you sooo did order a box
average-bear: follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little
jaden-yuki: Do you ever love a character so much that every single time you see them, it just makes you want to clutch your chest and yell out “MY BABYYYYYYYYY”
jedees: jedees: Be sure to “full view” each page because (at least on my computer) the black in some of the pages is just GONE. Anyway, my design final. A comic attempting to address society’s failure of telling young boys (and girls too sometimes)
findyoureyes: glitterbug9: and then they watched porn omfg the way Ryou’s looking at Marik is giving me FEVER Angstshipping fever.
amenpenis: cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
madelinegonzalez: Art and text by Madeline Gonzalez.
titaniumbovine: sky-crimson-tears: Chemistry here I go I wanna print this out and keep it in my wallet with my periodic table of elements
chaystar: 100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
flamingstar8: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal
downlo: kiratsukai: goats are assholes and I fucking love them for it Wee prancy bastards
fatherfistmas: allthestoriessaretrue: ur not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing cool air for everyone around you
barackinaroundthechristmastree: christmascockies: barackinaroundthechristmastree: my humor is very similar to my cereal soggy? actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too
sometimelow: if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god
1000scientists: The Moon, 201236” x 32” Woodcut Print on White BFK PaperValerie Lueth and Paul Roden
dannyfenton: boysofjollystreet: wholidays: if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country the new bills might stick together but they
thebaronofthebells: i’m fluent in english and [various italian hand gestures]
purplefridge: do u ever just look at fish and laugh because they always look so dumb
gravedodgers: guilt tripping kids about their grades isnt going to help them its just going to make them feel terrible and probably not do it even more
saucybacon: my blood is actually just liquid regret and hatred
youknowyourebritishwhen: sore-lips: I find it really funny when people assume English (UK) and English (US) are exactly the same language. “Pull your pants up, I can see your fanny.” Has a very different meaning depending on what side of the globe
turntechgaybutt: fuckyeahashes: fivetail: This is completely accurate. One time I was at a bus stop downtown and someone had spraypainted “I love my mother” onto the wall. Beneath it, in tiny letters, was “she loves you too” in sharpie. oh
my-happy-koala-and-sad-koala:
chiothefallen: singlepixelsmiles: godtier-rose: isthatwhatyoumint: so i went back and fixed up some things in fairyfail! mostly just the lettering, but a couple other things as well! you can read it from start to finish here (this is part one) i
racheyzane: do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
feathersprite: IM AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND I FORGOT THE WORD “WALL” SO I JUST SAID “VERTICAL FLOOR”
fffcuk: if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
lumpyspacelion: ladies and gentlemen, the most admired man in Britain
ostracizedpoodle: do you ever put your book down to inject heroin and then forget where’d you put your book
hyungstrider: you could give me 43 years to do homework and i wouldnt do it until the night before
fasterfood: *pulls out a ring* will u marry me? no? *sells ring and uses money to buy 500 mcnuggets* how about now? yes? Good choice
avrillavignechronicles: avril lavigne tells her mom she’s going to the mall with her girl friends but really goes to the movies with her guy friends because girls are too much drama and her mom just doesn’t understand
pizz4s: paulyoptosaurus: i just opened up the trashcan on my computer and saw a whole bunch of pictures of me oh why are you surprised ? that’s the place where they belong
nemesismess: Sometimes I think what I would do if I won a milllion dollars Then I sit an cry and whisper “cosplay”
jesuschristvevo: laughing-alone-with-johnvris: being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: whenever i wore scarves one of my friends made a habit of yanking on the ends of them until one day when i said “pull a little tighter i have an asphyxiation kink” and now for some reason they don’t do it anymore
derschlange: shatteredbythefeels: This is what I say when people warn me about stalkers and stuff :) reblogging this for thanking you all… <3
10moonymhrivertam: bcperfect: maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet ….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
derpidety: jumpingjacktrash: deathaintnodestroyer: canni8al: guysitspartytime: esinololly: How can I not reblog this!? AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE PRETTY AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR, GAVE PROOF THROUGH
justinrripley: star trek GIF froze and i’m
fallenbadass: if you’ve ever listened to a song while looking out of the car window and haven’t pretend you’re in a movie you’re lying
okapirose: we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with One?
that-kid-from-london: I’m about to eat this whole family of chocolate people MUHAHAHAHA UPDATE:They’ve cottoned on to my intentions and are trying to escape! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OH NO YOU DON’T. MMMMMMM CHOKLIT PEEPOL
destiel: im convinced theres this massive party in the middle of the bermuda triangle and no one comes back cos its such a blast over there theres no other explanation for it
steampoweredgrapejuice: weavingthroughtimeandspace: lolminoot: Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS. settle down there Thor
I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all because I procrastinate.
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
graystripe: graystripe: my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying he said hes “disgraced the whole family”
contentiousgravemind: little-miss-tiny: grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever that’s good to know damn it
