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exequalistmako: thegoddamazon: #but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous More like
butthurtoveranalsexjokes: forfuturereferenceonly: paulyoptosaurus: what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’ “Oh hey privileged first worlder”
edwardclitorishands: how can people take things so seriously on the internet when there is stuff like
leftbehindletters: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
zebeck: when you actually like a drawing you made but everyone else ignores it
vivaliicious: The Talented Roosendaal Rats Daily Mail: “Using food treats, photographer Ellen van Deelen taught Moppy and Witje to pose with a variety of instruments, including pan pipes, guitars, flutes and trombones.” Haha, I saw the flute
shinimegami: justdrinktea: so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. here’s a general gist of the translation: Rudolph had a shiny noseno one liked himhe cried every nightthen one Christmas it was darkSanta decided Rudolph’s nose was
vikingbitch: brittanyfuckinglove: theunfler: quandongpie: I don’t think you guys understand how much this means to me. Tattoos and piercings in pop culture are usually portrayed as something only bad guys and criminals have. Then comes DreamWorks
lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
rnarker: i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
tinkervrisk: physical education more like pointless embarrassment
ladragonaria: Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize: ‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND
threepac: i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
sometimelow: do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old
5ths-lapel: unicorntimelordadamyoung: to-spread-love-like-violence: hancakesays: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad: a-scandal-in-tumblr: himapapaftw: dokidokinox: population3: reidhugs: thevaroda: shinitama: sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this
nue: kweenkendrah: nue: what if people could go anon in real life like with the push of a button they become this faceless gray person wow imagine anons just walking around in public imagine an anon sprinting towards you on all fours LMAO u really
hotbabysitter: My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!
assiest: on dasher on dancer on prancer and vixen on hitler on cupid on donner and blitzkrieg
zenith-of-justice: shelpee: how do you politely push someone off of a cliff you have a tea party at the edge of the cliff and you say “wow there old chap look at what’s at the bottom of this cliff!” and then they lean over and go “why i do
foxnewsofficial: all these girls hating on taylor swift like they wouldn’t try to date as many celebs as they could
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
secret-hell: the-wh0res-next-d00r: a-girl-falls-in-the-city: floral-ink: bwkaty: Katy Perry about Russell Brand. Katy :( this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ): she couldnt even fake a smile.. i’ve reblogged this like
fishpun: ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
assiest: my blog is an acquired taste if you don’t like it acquire some taste
mocha-warlock: jordanifying: spooky-je: do you guys ever just hate that feeling when you realize that you’ve become the third wheel in a friendship and the only way to get people to really notice you is if you have to fucking scream and yell and
niateppelln: when you like someone more than they like you
jacknoir: i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes
bllond-e: Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its ร.99
thattgrinch: imperfection more like imperfection
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
katara: its so funny to read my blog because my train of thought is more like this
christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3
thereisaworldinsideofme: Holy shit yep
trenotcool: *likes ur comment to let u know that the conversation is over*
applebutterbomb: likeafieldmouse: Tim Knowles - Tree Drawings (2006) Artist’s statement: “A series of drawings produced using drawing implements attached to the tips of tree branches, the wind’s effects on the tree recorded on paper. Like
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb
ludicrouscupcake: lupadellaluna: asvprock: br0sephstalin-: stared at this for like 10 min God was in a good mood Fuck me sideways this is intense. HOLY FUCK THAT ONE GIRL ALMOST GETS HIT WITH THE TRUNK DOOR WHEN IT FLIES OPEN BUT SHE LIKE SLIPS
creamcheesed: julounge: Abandoned Velma by ~nebriniel Please leave the credit and links to the artist. Description: “I’ve seen numerous fanarts of Velma, depicting her as some über curvy and sexy and geeky fantasy material… and for some reason,
winchesterlicious: One of these days my knowledge of myths and fairy tales and tv shows and weird facts is going to come in handy just you wait
raichol: i like how they’re called followers it makes me feel like im a cult leader
hiddlestalker: imgoingtoriphislungsout: kanayafempreg: voiceofthemockingjay: itspeteyyy: I really hope she’s infertile and not pregnant. I hope they’re all infertile. And their family. And friends. “it only takes round cards” I hope they
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water
eliatrope-moved: when u know someone doesn’t like u as much as u like them
thewomanwhoconsults: band-spamming: tooduhlou: did anyone else notice when british people try to sound american they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie or a ghetto rapper from the streets like is that what we are to you people did
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
sourwolves: fuck off dominoes you judgy piece of shit
choiboii: poorlydressedhipster: sextmezouis: tony-lisa: I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!!! AWESOME FUCK! HOLY SHIT THAT’S INSANE. I reblog this every time I see it. Still amazed. Hahahah so CRAY
amisugoienough: i hate writing essays. who invented this shit anyways YOUR FACE MAKES ME ANGRY
thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: thunder-blitz: SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON” UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN
gayleaf: the internet has taught me that people can be wonderful and incredible and surprising and brilliant!!! and there is no limit to the size or the obscurity of stuff people will stick up their butthole
lestradehasthephonebox: If you think about it, Marius and Cosette are the opposite of Romeo and Juliet. They fell in love and everyone else died.
smartpeopleonice: those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/tv shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t