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greathaircut: to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
pomoe: country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly
booglemoth: vissible-cracks: zachsgay: i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now 0x12=0
hauntumn: I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
neptunain: to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
supernatural-tardis: i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see
altarandhour: dear time magazine, please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this
callmechachi96: In honor of Christmas, I would like to remind everyone that the United States almost voted the Mayor of Whoville as President
mindtheglass: today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner. we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek,
zlayaevreika: if u like piña coladasand getting caught in the rain
lexlifts: oknope: quotes of the day to motivate me:“work until your bank account looks like a phone number" ű.11
bri3395:sapiosexual-musings:andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the
vulpesatomicus:cosplay more like
officialrule34:don’t take a japanese class unless you like the idea of being in weeaboo hell
burningbrooklynbridges:this is the only st paddy’s day post i like
pinkuso:cathedralofbones: sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”
chekhov:Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
michaejones: our music teacher wanted us to play hallelujah and everyone was like ‘lol never heard of it’ and some random kid screamed ‘its thE ONE FROM SHREK’ and everyone immediately went OOOHHH
squashs: rnotha-fucka: squashs: whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant are you sure about the ant part yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking
svveden: bunnyhoodlum: i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao thats terrible u should try a chair
macpye: vomit-heart-catatonic: imjessiexx: anfonymackie: do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw i havent slept in three days This is a valid fucking question Their teeth puncture
owlmylove: draw the squad like this
let-it-221b: scoused: we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words it’s posts like these that make me want to go outside and freak out sometimes.
unpluggedoutlet: Like a proud father.
tikaka: stealing-your-girlfriend: an-aspiring-gentleman: What do centaurs do with their arms while they run? Don’t fuck me up like this
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
skarosoul: endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life it’s like a ballet
millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say
alycyn: trying to flirt like
ladynorbert: only1600kids: a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating I laughed way too hard at this. The caption makes it gold.
outerspacegay: this picture of me and my friends crowding around my barbie laptop back in 2006 looks like a stock photo and should honestly be a meme
bogleech: prettykikimora: alien-boobs: prettykikimora: apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.
azispaz: al-the-stuff-i-like: slightly-fanatic: guardgenie: charlesoberonn: 01101111-01101111-01100100: sanjista: bbanditt: chongthenomad: so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all WHY IS THAT
wearebarbarian: spookshowvixens: Seems like a perfectly legit message to me! Do it.
coreymagz: meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight” “You need to leave him, Karen”.
frenchroast007: shinyopals: like, genuine question, is 2016 the result of TOO MANY TIME TRAVELLERS coming back and trying to fix things but only breaking them even more??? This would explain a lot, actually.
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: pink–boy: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: just so everyone Knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night while carrying a strobe light. owls dont LIKE it lol wtf happened man im curious now i made a Very BAD MISTAKE
influencingpotatoes: Why does my AP psych textbook sound like a fuckinf Tumblr shit post
siobhanblank: siobhanblank: It’s weird that it’s called a “mosquito bite”; “bite” implies jaws and teeth, not like, poking and sucking.
memecucker: bpdgenos: you come over to my house to hang out. there is absolutely no decoration in my home besides these these all look like patrick warburton’s voice
narcissistictaako: tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado
naamahdarling: perorat: wyomingsmustache: shinyhappygoth: pervocracy: pirozhok-s-kapustoj: ten-and-donna: my-fair-ladybug: my-fair-ladybug: Something that’s almost never covered in fantasy mediums is common names. Like we all know fantasy
ladypandacat: abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i
hungwy: enecoo: hungwy: Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet socks make your own post
citadel-souvenirs: feazelblahg: spookyscarysoviets: lobstersonskateboards: snaacks: i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩 It was definitely necessary Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008) So is Sia like the coolest
captainiheart: stunningpicture: I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result this literally looks like heaven and hell colliding
patrickat: dzamieponders: fruitcrocs: jdlaclede: fanta playing the long game on advertising this was the fanta can from 1972 - 1988, this CAN is playing the long game is this the real life is this just fanta sea caught in the sand like won’t escape
zooophagous: crazycritterlife: chokesngags: nightsofnuru: sizvideos: Video Note taken Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas. Holy shit, its like terminator bear Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run
furples: Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
domericbolton: last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good
pipeworks: *gazes into the abyss* *abyss gazes back* *quickly turns head and acts like i wasn’t staring*
officialunitedstates: smexing: officialunitedstates: zreje: officialunitedstates: they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet this is so true I know What’s going on here text post I made about heart beets and someone said
firefox-official:leg-stealing-bee:firefox-official:i’m having a fucking identity crisisYou also lost an armfuck thanks leg-stealing-bee it’s not like i noticed
jennyloggins: shapberry: noxfauna: montereybayaquarium: The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going? dip moon like cookie Maximum Pacific Ocean depth = 11 km Moon Diameter = 3400 km So yeah, no dip
pajamaben: “Hey, do you own any cats?” “yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”
like a light switch
theacid-queen: brianashanee: Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth. I want a love like this.
