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eleanorwantsmoreclothes:This was wayyy too long ago now (less than a year but like with nothing to fill the void between then and now it might as well be 10 years)
diver-up:u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like…. ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off
amaranthdesires:good morning tumblr. Im feeling like the cutest for once ^-^She/her
verysecretlykinky:verysecretlykinky:Oh! By the wayyyy! While I wasn’t feeling well I started a sewing project to keep me doing positive things and it turned out so well! Would you all like to see??I made a corset!!!!! Completely by hand and without
:I’m sorry but I think chastity cages are the cutest things. Like, oh, you can’t control yourself? Can’t behave and keep your hands off your little dick? Jail!! Jail for PP for 1000 years!!
hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
papadaftpunk: american sex education be like
taylorswift: illbethebryncess: But why wasn’t this amazing smile the album cover?!?! Cause it’s all about mysteryyyyyy.Thanks for saying you like my smile though!!!
voulx: listening to Broke With Expensive Taste like
yawl: isn’t it so cute that the word bed looks like an actual bed
gold snake penis bracelet detail at nyfw fw15 im done like that guy
riggu: peffa Drew me, and since I’m very happy and very grateful to her, I feel like this belongs on my tagged/me. Check her out, shes really talented.
riggu: occipit: riggu: voulx: i…just noticed I get like 10 notes per month tbh riggu i dont believe u, 11 are mine well u r fame and im not so yeah
bambicalifornia: thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL
lock-screens: //you were red and you liked me cause I was blue//
Omg
neophytecherryglare: i like to believe that when they first meet theyre just gonna hug a lot and then jade’s gonna fuckin pick him up and theyll laugh more and doNT YOU DARE TELL ME OTHERWISE
adriofthedead: avalar: “my cousin looks like justin bieber. here he is taunting a mob of teenage girls” oh myG OD
supermariosunshine: supermariosunshine: why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s
hazecat: My Halloween pumpkin this year Because nothing says Halloween like a dude kissing a head with dramatic lighting in the background
thatsqualitystuff: on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this
thegoatjustatethemoney: cuntclaws: Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have
oozeh: beingkawaiiistough: anime openings always make me feel like i can do anything
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
jacquerel: Did you ever wonder what it must be like to recording the opening themes to children’s cartoons A group of grown men standing stoically in a soundroom, trying to keep a straight face singing about Beyblades
nayx: moderatelyvivid: nayx: if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere What? How is that supposed to help? Like at all theres a
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: but how can you say jack frost doesn’t exist when things like this happen
siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER
bondoge: osamah: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one WE’RE SO CLOSE i dont care who u are if u dont reblog this i hate u
ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for ũ at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help
ooubli: neriede: Can I just…..????? Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I fucking GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. Oh my god it’s
alexrkralie: muffinthestud: yourwaywardson: SO I PASTED THIS FACE (⊙‿⊙✿) INTO MICROSOFT WORD AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THIS’ i cANT STOP LAUGHING HELP Went to copy it on chrome and
musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER MINE KEEPS
vvittyurl: the girl working there is like peace sign cause I know why you are taking this picture
somethingwittythiswaycomes: themaleanachronism: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: tastysoup: honchcrow: #but when are they hiring? This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
sammysamwinchester: so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
derseking: peaches-geldof: why do all the grunge blogs use these ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged soft grunge gym badges
deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
e-zekiel: okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too but I guess another guy had the
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel
chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
overlordleaveshiswife: tltty: everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun
gnarly-gnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
haoujuudai: tumblr do you um do you need to like sit down do you want a glass of water
catswithbenefits: the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
the-study-of-wumbo: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
briannathestrange: broadway-aradia: ive seen SO MANY girls at my school wearing these leggings since they started selling them at hot topic and i just have to ask is it SUPPOSED to look like ariel and flounder are staring at your junk…? look at
lizthefangirl: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st he’s been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing IT’S BEEN HALF AN HOUR HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO
