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ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg
lilinett: Now there is only one way I can imagine what dicksquad’s sleepovers will look like
rickythesignless: are we even going to talk about aoba’s feminine as fuck hands like look at his pretty fucking hands his hands are so feminine and pretty i can’t with this kid
omg, guys. what if. zatch bell!dmmd au.
path-of-nohr: Like Father, Like Daughter.
justteamavatar: Looks like that long-awaited Korrasami statue will possibly be available for pre-order in February, next year! Source: https://cinapse.co/mondocon-2017-15-things-we-learned-from-mondos-the-art-of-toymaking-194128b45f40
morigirlserenity: kotakucom: This is the village of Nukumori no Mori, or, in English, the Forest of Warmth, in Shizuoka, Japan. People say visiting it is like jumping into a Studio Ghibli movie. *Squeals*
arandomwhitedude: i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
marfmellow: justthinkingaboutcatsagain: shutupaubrey: do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too which is why fat representation is so so important
how can some people NOT like redheads, like, are u kidding me?
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tomno: there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
reuniteandbetogetheragain: illuminatisto: Sorry I just saw this http://reuniteandbetogetheragain.tumblr.com/image/48227240154 and I absolutely love Shion in these change of clothes so I swear I actually had to doodle him like this. <33 Just read
cayminquinn: castielsass: crowleyplease: ohvienna: #i feel like a lot of people try and turn the hunger games into some big katniss picking between peeta and gale when in reality the entire book is katniss making her choice over and over again. prim.
glowcloud: people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there,
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
sage-kazooie: oozma-kappas: clavid: this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet NO
shoegazevevo: yeah i like the Smiths uve probably never heard of them… i wear crop tops and platform sandals .… smoke marlboros all the tim e… i love aliens and the 90’ s„.. got a flannel tied around my waist and two lil side braid s… i like
neilnevins: hectorsalamanca: Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x] without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their
frankoceanfanclub: this gif is soo funny lmaooo like why they didnt just ask him to move like lmfaooooooo
buizel: smellynerd: im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
90sdefect: imsoshive: Miguel be like, “How many drinks will it take you to leave with me? None? Ok … do you like drugs?” bruh … Fam
i feel like the discovery channel has like five shark weeks a year and we all keep forgetting when it is so they can get away with doing that
yungkawaiiinigga:U know them ppl that reblog nike and Fiji water wit a URL like trapcybershawty always add somethin like $$$$$ underneath a popular post why y’all do that…fuckin…..cornballs
winchesterbourbon: mufasamonsta:tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the
officialblackwallstreet: This is beautiful! A father comforts his daughter, affirming her beauty after she said she wanted straight hair like her friends. (🎥: @thejacksonfamilyvalues)#BlackDads#BlackDadsMatter
dicksp8jr: damianmcgintleman: dicksp8jr: How do you even deep throat I feel like this is essential knowledge it’s easy, it’s just like eating a banana but instead of a eating a banana you let a throbbing hard cock repeatedly jam you down the throat
fyeahcracker: nugspugsandcoffeemugs: sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
airyairyquitecontrary:princesitx:maariamph:Giant hairy hippie Steven is best Steveni have to reblog this again because like how did the artist capture just the perfect amount of both greg and rose in steven like this is 100% how he’d look grown upand
freedemonhugs: relatablepicturesofbabyjesus: godsgifttotheyaois: headcanon that peridots mission isnt real and she was sent by yellow diamond to earth because she was so annoying you mean like exactly like that
martinfreeman: moms who pronounce the store “target” like it’s french
submissivestoryteller:I love little face slaps like this. Nothing sends me straight to space like that does. And the intimacy of resting one’s head in a Domme’s lap while she touches and uses you?!? I can has? 🤤
queerandpresentdanger: I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time
flyingvirgin: you ever listen to your dad talk and be like “why are you like this?”
shubbabang: What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if
stankind: dynoisthename: downtodada: I dressed up yesterday like this but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!! Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha
just-frumpy-things: Today a girl in my drama class said “how did people know what dinosaurs sounded like? It’s not like they had a recording of them.” And just wow I never thought I’d have to deal with that. The answer to that question is keeping
minty-fresh-zaki: the-sun-child: kidsofthetides: yourblogiswank: its like one smile was not enough for the sky it was really fucking happy it had to have two i have to have this on my blog The black one looks like Rose I’m gonna cry
goregeousity: kyrararamachina: unclefather: things people have yelled in a bath and body works store: “wtf is a eucalyptus” “this smells like my grandma” “wtf does “wood” smell like” “this is bs i’m going home” #i imagine
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought
orima-kazooie: ygocanonshuffle: can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair.
bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE
davecrow: kaanaya: okaysizedbangtheory: i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’ YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: how to use a ouija board don’t for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on
penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just
johnn-watsonn: snoggedinabox: johnn-watsonn: johnn-watsonn: i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN seems like theres a panic at the disco gODDAMN IT THIS
sarkyfancypants: yumyumnoodle: it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now. Same goes for the Windows logo I mean look at this shit Is like someone just ironed
averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE
squirrelwritesthings: sometimes I feel like people who make TV shows don’t understand what computers look like
femharry: i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
meladoodle:godlykesha:meladoodle:one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’is this the same dad that once called you dadno, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
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