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neverbat:farorescourage: kaplands: we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there language is weird humans are
oockitty: agentquinn: sepulchritude: my fav trope is like, nonhuman characters not understanding human needs/customs but still being super supportive of their human companion “look what I found while exploring this planet’s surface!” “kilrak
yeah i can talk like new york if you want
nananarry: I don’t know why but lately I’m so pissed with Liam, like everyone I see him on my dash I want to punch him in the balls!
teh-blondie: ranturrkoise:lifegags:turrkoise:funny-ftw:Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm [video]Can someone please add like goggly eyes to the rainbow tunnel pleaseturrkoise as you wishYOU HAVE JUST MADE MY FUCKING DAY!! Lmfao!!
cubrone: cubrone: knightscrest: dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one
hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: rileymcgold: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: I’m going to get married on a Wednesday so I can be like ‘I got Wed on a Wed’ That’s fucking rad Thanks
creepyweird-o: what my fingers look like after i masturbate.
blastortoise: I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t
clestroying: turning 12 like
mrzim: we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom
derpollo-justice: aquaticwonder: Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall Damn
asmilinggoddess: asmilinggoddess: dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted,
my heart is smitten and withered like grass.
Tattoos are like cats. You get one, then you have to get another, then you get more and more until you have to get rid of them using lasers.
beingacliche: rangerkimmy: #can you imagine if we left these 4 guys alone in the top floor of stark tower for like a month #or even just a week #SHIT WOULD GET DONE #we’d probably have interstellar travel in 3 days #to be honest they probably
stellatoryguillotine: TIME TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON FOLKS SEE THESE LITTLE STARS I LIKE TO MAKE THEM AND I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME BUSY OVER BREAK UNTIL NEW YEARS EVE SO If you reblog this I will write your name on a strip of paper and fold it into
jzillaskatesnaked: 143human: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night > Imagine walking there as a tourist not knowing wtf is going on lol. > I was expecting like 30 Scandinavians running out of buildings
i-r-confused:blenders-in-a-puppy: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: the-mischief-manager: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: cockringtoss: ibeherpderpin: highperactive: cockringtoss: my dick has a lot in common with the sun nobody likes looking directly
huwwebb: why is pop punk called pop punk do they not understand that that is like the biggest oxymoron ever and also pop punk is neither pop nor punk it should be called vans vans snapback basement music
niallslittle: tHE COCK GIF liamssugarbaby SUBMITTED TO ME EARLIER THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE NIALL NOW LOOK AT THAT Keep reading
thepsychoticfuckingbiotic: batwynn: Do to a huge demand for it, the Soot Sprite umbrella is now available in my store. I didn’t offer it before because it’s an expensive item to make. But, if you would like one, Find it here HHHHHHHHHHHH
contrabaes:thatsnottveryraven:killm-holbrook:losangelescasualty:When you drop in block your guard instructor be like…. Fus-ro-da’d yo ass I’m laughing so fucking hard Damn
dressesandcapes: hatchet-ears:weloveshortvideos:Roosters Be Like…unmute this shit. Now. i bet that is what he is actually saying too
dark-hooves: soularwolf4: rezny: adreeninja: ‘Cat gets Brain Freeze’ I literally cannot stop watching this. *hellish gurgling* It sounds like satan’s cat XD
zzzucker:sixthrock:everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy
gnarly: xndria: OHMYGOD JOHNNY YOU LOOK LIKE ESTEBAN WHEN HE SUMMONED THE GHOST HOL Y M OLY. gnarly i think its finally time to let u guys know that im his long lost son Johnny Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
pinksugarprince: So I got a pretty big tax refund, and most of it is going to be saved for my trip to anime expo, but I’m limiting myself to maybe like one or two treats. Nothing ridiculous because I gotta save, but I’m trying to figure out what
signs least likely to win an oscar
… I AM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT WAS LIKE 3 DAYS AGO
queer-pasta: mindful-genius: mindful-genius Whenever I get sad, I remember that this man exists and I smile. misha collins looks like a crazy neighbor
charmsandjpandas: little-miss-soot-sprite: heartlessprincess01: Studio Ghibli Store at Asakusa This is what heaven looks like oh i didnt know there was a ghibli store, i just knew about the museum ahh
pootifulpanda: “D —> You goshdarned sillyface” That has to be my favorite quote from Equius. HURRR this is like, one of my many favorite pairings. I’m not sure where Equi’s glasses went. Maybe Nep stole them so Equi would have more
xahira: dandelionchild: crab-cakes: peonygoodchild: C I R C L E T S (x) I require all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen at my wedding to wear circlets. No you have no choice. You will be elves and you will like it. I want oneee I have a few
kikisdeliveryservices: paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries
tonyballer:have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off
lilbabysnake: i wrapped him up like a little burrito now hes sleep
antonioborelli: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
terezidave: meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or
thewonderyearstrong: do you ever just realise that one of your friends male or female is like, really hot? but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way but in a ‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’
blindbandit5: madlyunderestimated: So that’s why I turned out like this… it all makes sense now. hyphen-hifin lovenotofthisworld guys this has to be it. This is why our generation does the things we do.
angrynerdyblogger: studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists
eyp-poiesis: underthesamestar: I can imagine everyone from NO.6 fandom, who is not on Tumblr right now, to log in later and be like OMFG YES THAT’S ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED SIDE STORY WHAT WHEN HOW PLEASE SOMEONE JUST… S.O.S.
basukettobooru: The Kiseki no Sedai would like to motivate you. ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
nilessky: i like how grell’s face is censored
miyuli: Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’ these are the first 10 pages. Pre-order information can be found here. (Be quick)I’m very nervous about this since it’s my first self-published book. I hope you like the story.
apt-echo-freak-show: Goldschläger: because nothing says, ‘I’m cool’ like cinnamon scented and gold flecked vomit.
LIKE OMG I JUST STARTED TEXTING YOU DO NOT CALL ME BABY
lovelylittlebonez: I would totally say yes if I was proposed to like this!
shejla24: these daddy blogs be thirsty for anything, you could post broccoli and someone will write a long ass paragraph like “this tight little piece of vegetable slut is obviously desperate for daddys hard thick cock pumping into all her holes”
whorville: thebitterfrenchcanadian: the fact that pretty teeth are only known as “white” and “straight” is a manifestation of our hatred for minorities Omg go floss
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
jayzpenney: *likes your answered ask but not in an “I sent that” way*
larrycoincidences: whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that บ back in 2004
nonomella: our dog ‘talks’ and whines when he needs to go out and my dad just stands there yelling things like “what? what? hm? dont give me that ‘timmy fell in the well’ nonsense WE DONT HAVE A WELL”
whitegirlsaintshit: allystruggles: Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed I hate yall
editoress: “SIT LIKE A LADY” “NO”
methlabrador: what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes
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