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avatarjason: Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
highnympho: burro80: thattwatdeziree: jesus Holy shit!💝 What the fuck.
snoipahkat: hipstertavros: left—right: leondra: spandexsuperhero: 1000fates: dfnasjfhaksdfhajdskfhlajksd doing this. LMAO THAT MAN’S FACE why am i losing my shit jesus christ CHRIST THE HORROR ASGHKGFGFFDSGFFDGFHJGHFG OH MY GOD
thekazzu: dapperpants: colonelcheru: voodoo-otter: closetextrovert: 3go: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what
nuancent: salocinogul: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season
mystraightfriend: aplethoraofmen: Jesus Holy Shit of the week award! Mystraightfriend.tumblr.com
mypocketshurt90: heard you were—fuck heard you—agh heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh heard you were talking shit
seanfmcguire: making-beautiful: mister—pond: guiltygifs: Jizz worthy JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL HOLY SHIT FUCK o////////////////////o Holy fuck. o_____________o
springrivers: jesus-in-a-threesome: kaonashizen: bleu: look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit. Im in love with Chris Pratt “just kidding, I’m so strong” oh my
sickkid: ilonavic: AAAAAAAAAAAA OMG HE STEPPED ON WATER SWEET JESUS CHRIST LICK THAT SHIT OFF @queen-of-moon-and-stars
niadil: airbornranchdressing: carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights Jesus fuck holy shit bloody hell
jobenn-bestbenn: weloveshortvideos: canadian wildlife DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG There are a shit ton of these in Iowa and they’re FUCKIN LOUD Jesus Christ but omg I laughed so
espikvlt: chokotora: Shout out to pornhub acknowledging national women’s day more than Facebook or tumblr PORNHUB IS FOUNDED ON STEALING FROM SEX WORKERS STOP PRAISING THEM FOR THE MOST MUNDANE SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHIRST - THEY OBVIOUSLY DON’T GIVE
boyslovetoys: london-bitch-2:twohandssam:So hot! I’m jealous! Jesus, that whores hole worships that dildo meat…deadly jealous - I wanna be that whores dildo swallowing cunt 👏👏👏 HOLY SHIT!
cleoandstebe: cpwiser10: teamshercock: morango-flutuante: holly shit. I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself. *drooling* I THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT JESUS AS WELL
blazethedaze: peace-love-and-acid-tests: starboy-x: anjunamanda: electrick00laid: FEED ME THE GOLDEN ACID holy shit want imagine now we know why charlies trip through the chocolate factory was so amazing OH MY FUCKING JESUS TITTY GOD!
breastforce: beepo-sensei: madcatalex15: beepo-sensei: monstermandude: Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now anime marketing was a mistake Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season While millions
thebatmanny: kumasenpai: thighetician: weaintaboutshit: standardissue: This is pure art @weaintaboutshit My nigga. Jesus fucking hell. @thighetician I think we may have reached critical mass on this thing Shit goddamn. Fuuuuuuckin hell I
preciousillusions: jesus-cant-please-us: lady—-jade: lady—-jade: I’ve been feeling like shit but this made me feel pretty again. This is my fav photo of me ever and if you guys boosted it I’d buy you all pizza :3 omg
avatarjason: Ghandi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
didyouloveme-ever: teaspoon900: goldenmochi: vampiricangel: stealtharchaeologist: mellulah: A realistic guide to England. How in the hell do university costs TRIPLE?! Jesus. The Sun’s a piece of shit. That was legit my favourite part. This
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
swallowthatshit: socialinkcanvas: jasminedagawdess: heldersangel: milliondollarnigga: doncheftw: I don’t know what’s happening, but I hope they both get quarantined. LMAOOOOOOOOOO JESUS GOD How is this iconic shit is so disrespectful This
mygoldengeist: the-archetype-of-civilization: askstarliner: This is real film of a real ghost JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS. you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
cummanding: THAT SHIT WAS LIKE JESUS.
mamimakeguapmca: queenofsabah: lemme-holla-at-you: shit.. I watched this for like 10x …. Jesus Christ.. he he just Karma is his fucking mother
deansbuttinsweatpants: nonespark: chopstax: gifcraft: Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatch Jesus christ <3 the dudes losing their shit in the background. this gif makes me excited. they are just so fucking psyched for her I love this
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
elanorpam: tubbsen: tubbsen: Anonymous asked you: Biblestuck- shoosh pap the ocean (when Jesus calms the sea)! I hope this isn’t the thousandth time you’ve heard that. The Sufferer Calms the Storm Lost my shit at this suggestion. You are an Anon
virginalbrides: ellanah: rapunzelilo: mage-of-time: arcticsirius: transhumanisticpanspermia: vondell-swain: futurespooky: josukekun: shavingryansprivates: holy shit JESUS omg wh it’s back wat I have yet to witness something as fucked
batmanpants: inforthelols: scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites: ilikedansbutt: lolsomeone-actually: doctornipples: gettin-nakie-outside: beelzebubby: do i win HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’
the8bitbear: the8bitbear: Shit day at work. Sat in the shower with a hard drink and listening to Trixie Mattels new album. ☹ Jesus guys. I’ve never had a post get so many notes so fast. You lot are so sweet 😶
averyangryfeminist: urnaturalbae: shantrinas: thegardenofeedan: mybleedingsymphonies: get-yr-social-work-rage-on:corrosivecoco:Tumblr black out part 1 💋 Holy shit those makeup skills WOAH MAKEUP SO JEALOUS JESUS fave <3 YOU BETTER BE